#literally – @tenojan-in-tevinter on Tumblr

I love how the game tries to convince you that the First Warden is so unreasonable and annoying and a pisser when Rook talks to everyone like a flat earther. Like going up to your county sheriff and saying "hold all your calls. We need to focus on the real problem: Zeus and Aphrodite from Greek Mythology are in the White House and they have the nuclear missile codes" it's a wonder he didn't just kill them on the spot

#datv spoilers #literally

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hmslusitania

Origins: the world is ending and you and your one remaining coworker are the only option left to save it.

II: the unavoidable tragedy of a queer friend group/polycule trying and failing to save their fucked up city

Inquisition: you went to a conference and accidentally ended up in charge of saving the entire world (again) with a team of colleagues who are (mostly) professionals and outstanding in their fields.

Veilguard:

Rook: hey, I suffered from “sudden field promotion” after “fucking everything up worse than it already was.” I’m putting a team together to kill at least one, maybe three, Gods

Seven of the most unwell people in Thedas: say no more, I’m in

#datv spoilers #literally

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loveofdetail

early access gale isn't real and cannot hurt me

#LITERALLY #i immediately noticed his new appearance on full release #and for a little moment there I hated it because I despise change #but now I hate ea gale to death #they fixed him he was bad and horrible before

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gale-gaze

people afraid that Gale is going to break their heart because of their past trauma with a different character should know that they are more likely to break Gale's heart because of his past trauma with a different character

#LITERALLY #this this this #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #i love him so much #also just look at him #look at his lil face #he would never