To all who celebrate
ace attorney 4
JAPANIFORNIA’S WEEKLY.
im p sure apollo is still all uptight about pda so when klavier gets the chance to surprise him he fuckin goes for it
he can hear you apollo hes right there
edgeworth: presents valid contradiction phoenix: literally just starts yelling at the court
im excited for aa6 for these reasons (”5am wtf doodles” so im just gonna post em here ALSO BAROK LEG SLAM )
This is why I pay Crunchyroll sixty dollars a year.
ace attorney is a serious game about murder:
- you can just show your stupid fucking attorney’s badge to everyone like an idiot, just because
- a guy who is very obviously NOT phoenix walks into court and pretends to be him, and nobody actually realizes that it’s not him because the guy has spiky hair, a blue suit, and an attorney’s badge (which is made out of cardboard????)
- edgeworth makes an objection and when the judge asks him what’s the matter he just says “i was hoping to come up with a question while i was objecting”
- “Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!”
- your very serious prosecutor rival is actually really into children’s cartoons
- cranky old man with birdseed won’t talk to you until your friend’s dead sister possesses her body and gives her huge tits
- there’s a guy who literally speaks in leetspeek and references shitty memes from 2001
- wolfman thinks of all of his subordinates as “number one” so when they take roll call, instead of counting off properly, every single one of them just shouts out “1”
- on the topic of the number one, 60+ year old prosecutor tells everyone that his atm number is 0001 “because i’m number one”
- 60+ YEAR OLD PROSECUTOR LITERALLY KILLS A MAN AND RAISES HIS SON AS HIS OWN BECAUSE THE MAN GOT HIM A PENALTY DURING A TRIAL
- DEFENSE ATTORNEY DESTROYS PHOENIX’S ENTIRE CAREER AND EVENTUALLY KILLS TWO PEOPLE BECAUSE PHOENIX WAS BETTER THAN HIM IN POKER
- trucy keeps trying to show people her magic panties
- there’s a witness testimony section called “the dissin’ of phoenix wright” and the entire thing is given in the form of rap
- there’s a prosecutor who wears all black and carries around a katana and addresses everybody as “-dono”, which may have been fine in the original game but in the localized version he’s literally just goth ken-sama
- literally everything to do with stepladders
Well Apollo, do I have some good news for you.
do you hear the people sing
MAyA NO
narumitsu + @ao3tags
new year n(arumitsu)ew me
Maya Fey
Ace Attorney
NYCC 2015 commission
Maya and Phoenix can't find Miles in a crowd
An Ace Attorney fan’s gotta do what an Ace Attorney fan’s gotta do.
No one will ever convince me there wasn’t at least a small reference.