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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's............oh! Superman by David Talaski

#all you have to do is look up in the sky #dc

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nevermindirah

pyrrhiccomedy

I’ve received a few inquiries following the “Batman doesn’t fuck” post and I do just want to confirm that Superman lays righteous pipe.

pyrrhiccomedy

he’s great at sex. He’s friendly and fun and he can laugh at himself and he genuinely cares that you’re having a good time, and he’s strong enough to throw the moon out of geosynchronous orbit. You should fuck Superman if you ever get the opportunity.

#posts probably written by lois lane #all you have to do is look up in the sky #dc

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zimmermanns

oatmilkcore

"Greetings to the Universe in 55 Different Languages", a poem compiled out of messages from the Voyager spacecraft

#pretty words #moodboard tag #also gonna tag:#all you have to do is look up in the sky #and:#to boldly go

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jewishclarkkent

Did… DC just acknowledge Superman’s distinctly Jewish origins? Am I dreaming?

#all you have to do is look up in the sky #dc #happy passover to all celebrating!!

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jewishclarkkent

mycroftrh

an incomplete list of times a bat has yelled for superman’s help

- six years after they met, batman called for superman’s help for the first time, when he realized he couldn’t save a child from a fire

- dick grayson, age 8, called for superman to save batman from a death trap

- dick grayson, age 9, called superman to open a jam jar (strawberry)

- alfred, age lots, called superman to save batman from a death trap

- dick grayson, age 11, called superman to open a jam jar (grape)

- bruce wayne called superman to comfort dick grayson, who had just been fired as robin

- ace the bathound barked for superman to save batman from a death trap

- bruce wayne called superman to ask why, precisely, dick grayson was now superhero-ing under a kryptonian name

- jason todd called superman to save batman from a death trap

- batman called superman to save jason todd from a death trap. superman was in a different solar system. he didn’t hear his name.

- barbara gordon called superman to help subdue supergirl, who was mind-controlled at the time

- dick grayson, age 19, called superman to open a jam jar (raspberry)

- tim drake called superman to save batman from a death trap

- stephanie brown called superman to see if she could

- tim drake called superman to tell superboy to take his earbuds out

- batman called superman because the batplane had just exploded at 17,000 feet, and he can’t fly, at all

- jason todd called superman to save batman from a death trap that he had himself set up

- dick grayson, age 24, called superman to open a jam jar (fig)

- dick grayson called superman to ask him why he hadn’t saved his father

- damian wayne called superman to save batman (dick grayson) from a death trap

- cassandra cain called superman so he could interpret her signs for a particularly skeevy alleyway ruffian. he refused to interpret some of the signs.

- batman called superman to tell him to get lois some damn flowers already so she would stop texting him

- a failsafe device made by barbara gordon and tim drake automatically called superman to save batman from a death trap

- duke thomas called superman because he was dared to and he didn’t think it would work (it did)

- dick grayson, age 26, called superman to open a jam jar (apricot)

- damian wayne called superman to tell superboy (jon kent) to take his earbuds out

- selina kyle called superman to save a kitten from a tree

- dick grayson, age 28, called superman to save batman from a jam jar (giant, acid-filled)

#remember when i was briefly a superbat blog #batfam #all you have to do is look up in the sky #dc

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logicburns

“Superman. It’s always been Superman and it always will be. A good Superman story is hard to find. They’re rare to the point that I can make a comprehensive list of them off the top of my head. But when one does come along… A good Batman story is entertaining and bad ass. And it makes you think “Batman is cool.” A good Green Lantern story is generally fraught with emotional peril but, at the end, you’ll wish you had a power ring. A good Superman story fills you with awe. It’s the mythology of a sun god who wished he was a man because he saw something so great in us. It’s the story of a hero who could move whole worlds and see through stars and hear a whisper on the other side of the planet… who fell in love with a storyteller. It’s about a man and his dog. Every single day, you can turn on the news and hear about something bad happening. People do terrible things to each other all the time. And, on the worst days, you might just sit down and get cynical, thinking thoughts like “maybe we are inherently evil. Maybe there’s just something wrong deep down in our hearts.” And then there’s Superman. Looking down at the world with an unfathomable sadness. Waiting for us to join him in the sun. All the while, truly believing something only an impossible man could believe. “If you knew how you are loved, not one of you would raise a hand in rage again.” There’s a psychology to storytelling. It’s really quite simple. When presented with something light, we look for darkness. When presented with darkness, we look for the light. It gives a story depth. In a world without a Superman, we made one for our fiction. To guide us and make us feel brave. To let us hope. You will believe a man can fly.”

— a redditor talking about his favourite superheroe

#ME!!!#ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!#all you have to do is look up in the sky #dc