There are two types of cats:
1. The cat who stares lovingly at you.
2. The cat who stares like they’re plotting your demise. Mine is somehow both."
My cat’s life goals: Sleep 18 hours a day, be worshipped, and occasionally destroy something for no reason. Goals achieved.
My cat knocked over a cup, watched it spill, then looked at me like I was the one being dramatic about it.