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OFMD Fanfic Friday

Still deep in my Fluff era, so here are a few fun, fluffy, low-angst fics that have made me smile this week

Forever's Gonna Start Tonight by ferventrabbit and shieldmaidenofmithrillhall (G, 5k words)

Two strangers meet on top of a mountain to watch a total solar eclipse. Very sweet, and features one of my favourite first kisses of all time

A delightful and very funny meet-cute between two fairies who live at the bottom of the garden. Written with such a unique narrator's voice that had me chuckling all the way through.

Ok, so this one does have a smidge of angst, but it's a really wonderful story in which Ed and Stede meet and fall in love via telegram. Can't really say too much more without spoiling the plot, but it's a really original story. Highly recommended.

And that's it for this week. Take care of yourselves out there

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epersonae

five fic friday

let's go with comfort fics today, huh?

nothing could touch it (G, 1411) by @asneakyfox - HOW HAVE I NOT RECOMMENDED THIS BEFORE, a masterpiece of Ed POV immediately after Izzy's death, the subtlety and nuance in such a short piece!

After the Storm (T, 2964) by @oatmilktruther - my note in my existing bookmark says "For when it's hard" and yeah. Modern AU Ed coming out of a depression.

Our Little Secret (M, 5865) by @piratecaptainscaptainpirates - yes, I have a soft spot for this flavor of oblivious mutual pining, and something about how this handles (knee) surgery and recovery was very healing for me personally.

Warmth In a One-Night Bed (T, 2923) by @chaotic-neutral-knitter - just a very tender Ed POV missing scene set at the end of 2x4.

Rinse and Repeat (E, 106K) by @theyellowestmustard - so you need something long to cope? this'll do it; a sweet funny modern AU where they're both hair stylists. I read this originally as it was first posted and maybe I'll go reread it this weekend.

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lostakasha

most excellent!! thanks!

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OFMD Fanfic Friday

Well, it sure has been a time, huh? I've found myself particularly drawn to the sillier, fluffier side of things lately, so here's a few fics that have managed to put a smile on my face, despite all the *everything*

Bonedust by Samwise (M, 12.4k words)

Ed and Stede are reanimated skeletons, cursed to roam the dungeons forever, fighting off adventurers. As a D&D nerd, I cannot express how much I love this premise. And it is SO well executed. This really was a spark of joy in the gloom for me this week

Bone on Bone by @ghostalservice (E, 3.5k words)

Imagine my squeal of delight when I got to the end of Bonedust only to find a sequel by the incredibly talented ghostalservice. In which the bone boys... well, bone.

My Heart Went Boom by WellSussed (SaltyRecommendation3) (T, 2.3k words)

A very silly and fun meet-cute between theatre critics Ed and Stede, who are both reviewing a truly awful PoTC musical. Fluffy, short, and very fun.

Black Butterflies and Deja Vu by ann_banann (G, 481 words)

A nostalgic little s1-era ficlet featuring those butterfly hairclips that we all lost our minds about a while ago

And that's it folks. May this fluff be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out 💖

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scribophile

I would like to share with all of you the fics that I have read this weekend, and I think you should read them too. all ed/stede.

rated G/T/M:

and life is like a song by heavenorwhatever super short and sweet meet-cute in the rain. thank you kylie for the rec on this one, perfect cozy vibes.

hot to go by @piratecaptainscaptainpirates ed and stede are newly dating and ed gets sick and almost misses their date. lots of comfort, lots of snuggles, lots of love.

down with the sickness by @margaritaville are you the biggest baby ever when you get sick, like me and ed? he's so sassy when he's sick. absolutely loved this one.

the caretaker by @soupbtch danny, you absolutely broke my heart with this one. a look into the kraken era where frenchie offers ed some much needed compassion and understanding. and lots of pastries.

two of a pair by @jellybeanium124 asexual gentlebeard that made me cry (in the best way possible) and help connect the dots on a few things for me. thank you so much for this one, nina. <3

halloween sunset by @the-widow-olivia innkeeper era, historically inaccurate pumpkin carving, and spider-wrangler stede. short and sweet, slice of life with a side of seasonal depression and talking it through.

rated E:

front of house by @saltpepperbeard wanna see ed go feral over the captain voice and protective stede?? booyy do i have the fic for yoouu. jodi, this was, ough, yeah, so good.

undisclosed desires by @ralnex two of my favorite things, book author ed & stede and downright filthy stede, yes please and thank you.

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epersonae

five fic friday

Oh hey, this puts me at 200 recommended fics! (201 with today's bonus) You can find them all with annotations in my #five fic friday tag, or as bookmarks in my AO3 account.

Watch the Sun Rise (G, 1203) - a lovely little missing scene in 1x4, Stede and Ed overnight after the lighthouse fuckery.

OFMD Drabble Week (G, 700) - remreader's drabbles earlier this month were all really lovely, tiny morsels, but Treasure Map was the one that had me just sit up with how well it uses the form.

To the Back of a Hand and a Sideways Glance (M, 2042) by @starlithumanity - I'm always here for a good fic that explores Ed's complicated emotional experience about Izzy's death*, and this one delivers in a tight post-canon scene.

*I have a separate bookmark collection on just this theme and I'm always interested in seeing more interpretations!

Pete & Prejudice (T, 14K) - I feel like I'm the last person on earth to discover this fic, but in case I'm not: what a delight! The Lucius voice in this modern AU is really distinct and thoughtful, and the story mirrors the themes of the show while maintaining its own focus and plot.

Halloween Sunset (M, 3135) - on theme for the season (northern hemisphere) and also a really good innkeepers' era exploration of growing and changing in a relationship.

Bonus fic, "I don't even go here edition": Summertime Can't Last Forever (Agent Carter, G, 1167) by @frommybookbook - I don't have a lot of words, but it is such a beautiful short piece about impending death and loss.

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OFMD Fanfic Friday

Yay, my favourite day of the week, again!

Nervous Talker by passingfair (Rated T, 4.7k words)

In honour of spooky season (yes, I know it was yesterday!), this one is a fun little meet-cute in which Ed runs a haunted house attraction visited by one Stede Bonnet and gang. Ed is fascinated by the strange man who won't stop yammering with nerves

sweetheart by @dimplyowl (Rated T, 1.7k words)

Of course, this past week was also BABE WEEK! This is a sweet little fic all about pet names. Just so very lovely.

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OFMD Fanfic Friday

As we're about to hit the anniversary of the S2 finale, I thought I'd rec a couple of post-canon 'Innkeeper era' fics.

Hot and sweet, and features some absolutely stunning artwork by Kuuttamo.

Such a sweet little fic; Ed is finally ready to hear stay those three special words.

I spit on your grave by @epersonae (Teen, 3847 words)

Such a special fic, in which Ed and Stede finally get a chance to sit down and untangle the Izzy of it all. Really pulls together so many of the thornier themes from canon so beautifully

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Fanfic Friday

Gather 'round kids, for 'tis OFMD Fanfic Friday, that most joyous day of the week.

This week, I'm reccing some of my favourite season 2 canon era fics, to celebrate the anniversary of Calypso's Birthday. Enjoy!

Impulsivity and Authenticity by Skrifores (Explicit, 3,4k words).

Set during the 'taking it slow era', in which our boys definitely do not take it slow. But they're both very, very happy with that.

Lost on some horizon by SatsumaSegments / @jaskierx (Teen, 2.1k words)

A super beautiful little fic that delves into Ed's thoughts and feelings as he is underwater in the Gravy Basket. Have some tissues handy for this one.

A Secret Fourth Thing by suchgreatheights (Explicit, 15.5k words)

Another ' taking it slow' era fic, featuring a bit of 'Jeff the Innkeeper' roleplay. Very sweet, and very hot.

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Fanfic Friday

This week, I have a couple of AUs to recommend, both of which have been rotating around my brain every since I first read them.

Where the Daylight Begins by @xoxoemynn (Explicit, 116k words)

It's hard to describe this beautiful story without giving too much away. Suffice to say, Stede Bonnet runs a rather special animal sanctuary, and Ed spends some time there healing and processing his own grief. Just lovely.

Occludists Ed and Stede are both summoned to the Hillside Hotel to perform an exorcism in this wonderful story inspired by A Christmas Carol. Just SOOOO good. Can't recommend highly enough

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epersonae

five fic friday

I have actually been reading quite a bit, but once again it's been a bit since I shared anything!

there's not a word yet (T, 1052) - a tidbit of Archie kind of getting her bearings on the Revenge after the crews reunited, and a conversation with Ed

Stede's Robust Eggplants (M, 18k) - an absolutely delightful post-canon tale, lots about finding a new self after changing your life - comes with bonus crochet pattern!

sunflowers in the kitchen (E, 7k) - a sequel but you really don't need the first part, I am just enamored with this ridiculous premise of them having an argument at a homegoods store on purpose

you should have told me but you had to bleed to know (T, 1604) by @jellybeanium124 - I am just always into stories that genuinely explore this question of reckoning with Izzy's influence after his death, and this Ed POV does some interesting stuff in a very tight piece

The Good Life (T, 2272) by @piratecaptainscaptainpirates - LET'S HAVE SOME GODDAMN ROMANCE (innkeepers era, Ed's ready to hear those three little words)

and a bonus fic:

The Road Leads Where It's Led (G, 2611) - did you know there was fic for Some Like It Hot? I did not, and there is, and it's really charming. (Jerry "Daphne"/Osgood)

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Fanfic Friday

Hooray, it's Fanfic Friday! This week, I'm going to share a couple of fics that I have read very recently, and which have been rotating around my brain for the past few days/weeks.

send out the morning birds by foxtails (@ratchet) - Rated E, 42k words.

This fic is so unbelievably stunning. It's set in a world recovering from climate change-induced disaster, and at its core, it's about hope and healing. Please mind the tags - we meet Ed Teach at the beginning when he is planning to take his own life, and this story gets quite heavily into Ed's headspace and thought processes.

Shore Leave by shipmates (@stedesparasol) - Rated T, 52k words.

A Little Mermaid inspired fic, featuring MerStede falling in love with the very human Ed Teach, and falling in love with the human world. I absolutely fell in love with this Stede, and the wonder with which he saw the world. Just so, so lovely.

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OFMD Fanfic Friday!

This week, I'm gonna recommend a couple of Gentlebeard Modern AUs that have lived rent-free in my head since I first read them.

If You Get the Time, the Number is Still Mine by one_more_page (Rated M, ~25k words)

Such a beautiful fic which follows Ed and Stede from childhood friends who drift apart only to find each other again when the time is right.

Ed, Actually by BonnetPetit (Rated E, ~390k words)

Rockstar Ed Teach falls for regular dude Stede Bonnet. This is a long one, but it's SOOOO good.

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OFMD Fanfic Friday

This week, I want to share a few of my favourite canon-compliant / canon-adjacent season 2 fics.

Hold Me Fast by @clairegregoryau (Rated E, 4.6k words).

A really beautiful glimpse into what happened behind those curtains on Calypo's Birthday, from Stede's POV.

Hold Me Fast by beabonnet29 (Rated E, 4.8k words)

Yep - different fic, same name! Another beautiful take on Calypso's birthday, wherein Ed and Stede get to actually talk things through before falling into bed together.

Go-Slow by @elapsed-spiral (Rated E, 3k words).

Set during the 'taking it slow' era. A very funny, sweet and silly fic in which featuring one of my favourite tags of all time: "Absolutely zero handies"

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Happy Sexual Sunday - here are two tasty little nibbles of post-canon Ed/Stede!

Stede is out of his depth.

Not literally! Literally, he’s very much on land, very much in the moment, as it were, but...

“Fuck, Stede,” Ed groans, and Stede glances down, and oh! Yes. He’s jerking Ed off, isn’t he? He’s doing it sort of idly while he panics, almost the sort of automatic nervous energy-releasing movement he’s always tried to train out of himself, a fond, thoughtless movement of the slicked hand and loose wrist while he straddles Ed’s lower thighs and panics.

Just a bit.

Because Ed’s just asked for something, and Stede—

Well! It’s certainly an appealing idea, biologically speaking: his own member had risen to complete hardness so quickly he’d gone a bit lightheaded in the first moment after Ed had asked.

Stede’s gotten distracted on his way out of the bath again.

Ed pauses in the doorway to the bedroom, fond smile creeping over his face. Fuck, but he loves the guy—and sometimes he can’t believe they made it here, to their own little cabin overlooking the water, where nobody except the goats expect anything from them. 

(And the goats only expect the occasional treat, and a pat on the head once in a while, and the chance to nibble the edge of Stede’s silk robes when he’s not paying attention. Stede swears he’s going to learn how to milk them, says he remembers the maids doing it back at his estate in Barbados, and Ed hasn’t had the heart to tell him yet that all three are male)

But today he’s sitting on the edge of the bed, eyes intent on the book spread out before him, golden afternoon light creeping in through the window and shimmering in his hair. The towel he’d used to dry himself off is slung over the rough-hewn chair that was the first piece of furniture they’d made for the place, and Stede—

Stede’s naked, pink from the warm water, and looks absolutely edible. He’s wearing nothing but his reading glasses and an expression of absolute focus, little furrow between his brows, bottom lip caught, just a little, in his teeth.

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OFMD Fanfic Friday

Hooray, it's Friday! A chance to shower some of my favourite fics with love 💕💕💕

This week, I'm going to share a couple of modern AUs that have taken up permanent residence in my brain.

Fox Fires by BonnetPetit and @smolbus

Stede takes a bucket-list trip to see the Northern Lights, where he meets the owner of a snowmobile tour company - you guessed it, one Edward Teach. A gorgeous SMAU, with wonderful artwork by smolbus.

A newly divorced Stede is trying to figure out his sexuality, and so calls a phone sex line. Bet you can't guess who's on the other end of the phone? This fic is silly, hot, and heartwarming. Go read it.

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🪅Fanfic Friday 🪅

Doing my happy dance for OFMD Fanfic Friday!

This week, I've chosen a handful of canon-divergent one shots in which our beloved co-captains got their shit together a bit sooner...

All I Need by lauze (Rated E, 4k words)

In which Ed and Stede get a bit frisky after lights out at the privateering academy.

Rum and Linen by @scarrletmoon (Rated E, 5.5k words)

Set during our beloved co-captains era. In which a somewhat tipsy Ed feels bold enough to make a move.

Blanket Fort by kookaburrito (Rated E, 6k words)

Set some time during season 1. In which Stede teaches Ed the art of blanket fort making

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