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@temporal-discounting

Ruth, she/her, 40s. I'm just here for the gay pirates. Fandom newbie - be kind to me (even if I fuck up now and again)
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Just posted this little bit of S1 canon-compliant fluff, set after episode 5. Ed gives Stede a harpsichord lesson, and Stede tries to make sense of his developing feelings for Ed.

Snippet under the cut

Reblog with added propaganda.

  • Musical Ed!
  • Gentle pining
  • The inherent eroticism of teaching someone a physical skill
  • Short enough to read while brewing a cup of tea
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quaintlyfig

“Of Monsters & Milkmen” by Quaintly Fig

Rated T

Ed & Stede meet at one of their favorite restaurants. On Halloween, Ed asks Stede to go to the carnival with him on a date. This is their Halloween date night, and it is very sweet 🧡🖤

This was written for the Our Flag Means Trick-or-Treat Halloween charity zine & the Somethin' Witchy Afoot event with the prompt:

🎃 Someone is at a carnival.

🎃 A costume & kissing are involved.

🎃 Story element: a first date

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Just posted this little bit of S1 canon-compliant fluff, set after episode 5. Ed gives Stede a harpsichord lesson, and Stede tries to make sense of his developing feelings for Ed.

Snippet under the cut

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Jim Jimenez Additional Tags: modern settling, Thrift Shop AU, Meet-Cute, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Lucius is mentioned briefly, izzy hands is not invited to this fic, Stede makes sure Ed notices him, he does notice him, and his dimple, ed tries on a dress, and mirrored sunglasses Series: Part 1 of Thrift Shop Boys Summary:

Ed moves into a new neighbourhood and heads into the Queer Friends Thrift Shop. He ends up picking up more than just some items.

guess who wrote a spontaneous one shot? Me! I did 🙀😸

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New fic alert!

I had so much fun writing for this Gotcha for Gaza Prompt: "A distant Bonnet relative inherits a run down inn on a small island. There may be ghosts."

If you're in the mood for some very fluffy Gentlebeard ghost shennanigans, then please check it out on AO3

Giving this little thing one more reblog, but this time with some added propaganda. This fic has:

  • Dancing, laughter, joy and fluff. So much fluff
  • Ed and Stede as old peepaws who lived long and happy lives (and afterlives) together in their inn
  • Did I mention the fluff?

Come check it out if you fancy hiding from the horrors of the world for a bit

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OFMD SLEEP WEEK

I saw this jokey post about Sleeptober and thought '...why the hell not' except I saw the post on the 1st of October and figured it'd be best to do the event in November. Happy Sleepvember I guess!

Prompts:

  • 24/11 - Naps
  • 25/11 - Sleeping in
  • 26/11 - Sleeping together
  • 27/11 - Catching someone asleep
  • 28/11 - Sleeping after a long day
  • 29/11 - Sleeping in an unusual spot
  • 30/11 - Waking up

If you want to include somnophilia, go ahead, but it's very much an optional bonus prompt.

Rules

  • All characters welcome
  • All romantic ships welcome
  • All platonic ships welcome
  • Please use #ofmdsleepweek
  • Please use this AO3 collection
  • Don't be a dick

Also I made a carrd for the event: https://ofmdsleepweek.carrd.co/

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ofmdbigbang

Title: Mio Caro Author: LatinKraken Artist: Avatoh Beta reader: The Widow Olivia, LyraTalise Main Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Other Characters: Mary Allamby, Alma Bonnet, Mary Reed, Anne Bonny, background Jack Rackham Main Relationship(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Other Relationship(s): Stede Bonnet/Mary Allamby, Mary Read/Anne Bonny Rating: Explicit Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff, fast burn, Artist Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet is a Travel Blogger, Infidelity, Miscommunication, Compulsory Heterosexuality, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Art, Meet-Cute, Light Angst, Mutual Pining, Minor Injuries, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Racism, Minor Character Death, Bad Parent Stede Bonnet, There Was Only One Bed, Kissing, Biting, Foot Massage, Frottage, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Masturbation, Come Marking, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Shower Sex, Romeo and Juliet References, Travel Warnings: Minor character death Summary:

Ed's a genius young artist living in Italy, looking for his way forward in how he translates his world-view into art. One night, he stumbles on to the blonde victim of an accident and his life changes. Stede’s living the dream, driving through Rome on his personalized teal Vespa. When he crashes and a beautiful man helps him, the life he left temporarily behind starts to drift further away. They find each other (and themselves) through art and passion, ignoring every looming threat to their early love.

Wordcount: 26,282

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latinkraken

I did it! My first long fic for my first fandom event!! I'm so excited for this story. It's special and a bit weird and nerdy. @avatoh art is gorgeous and you'll find it in every chapter.

I hope you enjoy it and stick around for the plans I have for their future.

Thanks to my betas @the-widow-olivia and @probably-lyra-adjacent and all the people who cheer me up to write this!

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ofmdbigbang

Title: Ed and Stede Do America Author: WellSussed Artist: Trewpenny Beta reader: Deniz_B Main Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Other Characters: Israel Hands, Lucius Spriggs, Black Pete, Ned Low Main Relationship(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Other Relationship(s): Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs, Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs/Israel Hands Rating: Explicit Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Roller Coasters, POV Alternating, Blackbeard | Edward Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet is Down Bad for Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Fluff and Smut, Mild Angst, Alternate Universe - Road Trip, Falling In Love, Intercrural Sex, Shower Sex, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has a Praise Kink, Background Poly, Anal Fingering, Idiots in Love, Friends With Benefits, Misunderstandings, Experienced Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has Abandonment Issues, Finding Joy, Romance, Romantic Gestures, Panic Attacks, PDA, Sex Toys, Riding, Switch Stede Bonnet, Switch Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Humor, Orgasm Control, Fist Fights, Podfic Welcome, Warnings: N/A Summary:

One week. Five theme parks. Almost seventy roller coasters.
Two men falling in love.

Wordcount: 43,779

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Additional Tags: Domestic, Virginity Roleplay, Anal Sex, Post-Canon, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet Summary:

Stede rises with the sun.

It’s going to be a beautiful day. He can tell, with the sun radiating through the windows and warming their already sleepwarm bed. They’ll do something fun, go to market and shop around or down to the ocean to take a dip. They’ll spend time together. They’ll talk. They always talk. 

UHHHH hey. so. i wrote this in no joke one sitting just furiously typing away because i needed to feel happier and this worked. magical happy creating ray be upon you. in the form of this fic. i hope you enjoy! let me know if you did!!!

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ofmdbigbang

Title: Beneath the Cedar Wood Beams Author: Ivory_Feathers Artist: CuFeilidh Beta reader: Quaintly Fig Main Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach / Stede Bonnet Other Characters: Main Relationship(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach / Stede Bonnet Other Relationship(s): Rating: Explicit Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Romance, Domestic Fluff, Shower sex Warnings: N/A Summary:

Ed arrives at his lake cabin for a peaceful weekend, but is soon interrupted by the arrival of his new neighbour. However, the house that Stede has bought is less of a house and more of a deathtrap, and now Stede needs a place to stay.
Rather than sending Stede into town to stay at a hotel, Ed invites him to stay at his cabin for the night. The night turns into the weekend as they spend their time together, cooking, hiking, fishing, doing a little pampering and getting to know each other. By the time the weekend is ending, it’s clear that neither wants to give up what they’ve found in each other.

Wordcount: 15,202

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ofmdbigbang

Title: Fix Me Up Author: rae (thisreader) Artist: ohtangerines Beta reader: WidogastsWebofFire & BookknobsandBroomsticks Main Characters: Ed, Stede Other Characters: Main Relationship(s): Ed/Stede Other Relationship(s): Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Happy Ending, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Pining, Falling in Love, First Kiss, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Getting Together, Slow Burn, Artist Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Warnings: n/a Summary:

Ed is a handyman, living in a small-ish town and living the day to day of handymanning – drain clogs, lock changes, paint touch-ups, the uzhe. He’s self-employed and only takes jobs from clients recommending him on, which keeps him in control of his schedule. He is an artist, but keeps the art within the confines of his own home (or a special something for Mama Teach from time to time). There’s a routine to his life that goes generally undisturbed. Stede is new to town and becomes something of an enigma to Ed. He catches Ed’s eye on an unsuspecting walkabout the neighborhood with his pup, and suddenly Ed finds himself in the pull that is Stede Bonnet, Homeowner Extraordinaire (emphasis on the extra). When Stede finds himself in need of a capable handyman, it's Ed's number he calls. Stede, however, has secrets of his own--which Ed uncovers job-by-job.

Wordcount: 22616

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yergink

heya! this was my fic for @becausethenightzine! it was very cool to have the opportunity to participate <3

Rated E, 2.4k words, and featuring Stede Bonnet having a praise kink.

For someone so eager to please, Stede has a habit of being real fucking weird about compliments.
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Ed and Stede meet when they’re partnered up for a Get Out the Vote campaign. But between knocking on doors, sparks fly. A fluffy little pre-election collab from me and @ferventrabbit!

This is my first ever collab AND it pushed me over 100k on AO3!!!

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