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Eternal Crusader

@templarhalo / templarhalo.tumblr.com

The Crusade of many Fandoms. Primarily Warhammer 40k, and Star Wars these days. But will also have stuff from , Marvel, DC and other fandoms.
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Speaking about Shark Dad… which was done on the main blog, but. 

A little gift I made for @templarhalo featuring Tychon, Kainda (on the left) and Charlotte (on the right) enjoying one of these quiet evenings between series of life-threatening adventures.  Sometimes, even in grimdark, there are good moments to cherish. At times they include telling your friend about the latest news and all the big and scary things you dad and big sisters sliced into pieces. 

Tychon and Kainda belong to @templarhalo and Charlotte belongs to me c:

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faeriekit

Some libraries can even get you hooked up with social workers and local aid programs. The important thing is investigating what YOUR library can do for YOU.

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Okay so this is a big deal

To me, and to a significant subset of Sir Terry's fans (including most of you who've found this by the tags), his writing is serious commentary on the human condition - politics, prejudice, self-control, revenge vs. justice, religion, idealism, faith in people vs. cynicism, and more - dressed up with fantasy settings and a hefty leavening of humor to make it fun to read. And it is WILDLY fun to read, actual laugh-out-loud or at least a snicker averaging about every page.

But there's this common idea among the "important literature" people that fun and funny books are not also worthwhile or important in the same way.

This is a Discworld book being released WITH ACADEMIC COMMENTARY and AS A PENGUIN CLASSIC. That's a HUGE amount of recognition.

Oh, I’m about to tear up. I had to fight so hard to do my thesis on Pratchett because the university didn't like what they considered pop culture being studied as literature and this is just... Existing. 🥹

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pnkrathian

i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

hey. if anyone wants em:

Embodi3D (Free and Paid)

MorphoSource (Free, database of fossils)

Scans can also be found by searching on general-purpose 3D sites like Thingiverse, Cults3D, MakerWorld, Sketchfab

If you don’t have a 3D printer, check the website of your local library to see if they do! If you’re in college, your university’s libraries could have one too! They’ll likely have info on how to submit a print to their services and how/where you could find them.

hey can we. can we rewind to the part where tumblr has a regular problem with bone stealing scandals

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answrs

look, if you didn't already know about the Bone Stealing Witch claiming that any skeletons unearthed when a cemetery flooded were free game, I can't exactly blame you, but man I wish I could be in your position.

honestly i am less confident than i would like to be that there was only the one

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A tiny sparrow bird stealing a fry off a dinner plate in Greece.

Imagine what kind of extreme, shameless indulgence that single fry -- a slab of nearly pure starch, covered in grease and salt, nearly longer than its own little body -- represents to a sparrow.

I'm reminded of once seeing a street sandwich vendor, who kept roasted pork in their cart. An inch-long wasp had snuck in and was chewing through the pork in bites larger than its own head. Cockaigne itself as Medieval peasants dreamt it would fall short.

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So I finished Unremembered Empire...

Actually I finished it like a week ago, I've just been wrangling with some gnarly insomnia and haven't had the brainpower to post. Ending thoughts:

  • For some reason I was under the impression that Vulkan was stark raving mad and stark raving naked when he charged Konrad Curze, and I'm deeply disappointed that he wasn't. Would it make sense? Probably not. Would it be fucking wild? Absolutely. I can only shake my head at Abnett's cowardice.
  • Does Curze have any motive beyond, "lol killing fun"?
  • Lion and Guilliman just fucking jumped Sanguinius as soon as he got off the ship, didn't they. Dude must have been so happy to see his brothers, and then they just cram a crown into his hands.
  • Euten rallying the Shattered Legions was phenomenal. Can we just make her their temporary primarch while they're on Macragge? They could use a mom, is all I'm saying.
  • I know it's a very serious moment, but I find the unexpected orbital drop to be such a hilarious concept. Baffled Macraggans getting bombarded by equally baffled Dark Angels. Imagine having a drop pod land in your neighborhood, and now you have these deeply embarrassed Astartes on your porch apologizing for blowing over your garage. Everyone comes out to stare. Someone's grandpa is convinced that the Word Bearers are attacking and has to be restrained from opening fire with a rusty old lasgun. A small child keeps escaping her parents to tell the Dark Angels that their armor is the wrong color. The Arbites are trying, and failing, to hustle everyone back into their homes. And then the Ultramarines come tearing in like the most deranged traffic cops to ever dog the streets. I'm gonna write fanfiction about this, mark my words.
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Decided to draw character designs for some Horus Heresy girlies. So here they all are!

Design notes below the cut:

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frownyalfred
Anonymous asked:

Bruce’s batman diet plan must be wild 😭 like thinking about the early days batman and the hardcore bulking he must’ve done and how he’s maintained and even grown it consistently since

And bc u were talking about old man bruce earlier today too it’s like wow what a man

Thinking about how much he has to eat just to MAINTAIN that level of muscle and activity makes me want to puke. Like I genuinely feel nauseous considering his exercise plan. Just nonstop bulking at peak capacity and activity for months if not years, and then decades of MAINTAINING that? He must hate food. Genuinely. It’s all fuel to him, barely enjoyable if even that.

I’m sure someone in the JL jokes about “bulking up like you, man” and Bruce is just dying of laughter inside. Sure, man. Go home and eat sixteen chicken breasts and then run in heavy armor until sunrise; you’ll get about halfway through his daily regimen.

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rana, my giiiirrrrrrrrrl

*dog barking* thank you to the one and only @mayoonrices I fell to my knees at a Wendy's. She's so pretty and hehe pilled. Rana Elizondo of the Fener 34th and, formerly, the Talaveran insurgency's guardia de honor, you are my favorite meowmeow for this szn. pensaba yo kita ya todo mana dia pasado na este buwan woof woof.

Also, Mayo is awesome if you can't tell. Her comms are closed right now, but like, bookmark her account for later or smth <3 mwa.

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