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⬇️what is that thang⬇️

I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

Quick reminder that if you touch lye with your bare hands, it will react with the fatty oils on and in your skin to create soap molecules.

That means it will give you chemical burns while creating human soap.

OP’s comment about the soap equivalent of a Chernobyl elephant’s foot is on point.

Lye (aka sodium hydroxide) turns hydrocarbons/fats into soap.

You are a hydrocarbon.

Please be careful when making soap, because You are a thing that could be used to make soap. And nobody wants to bathe in human soap, no matter how much rosemary you put in it.

If Zun Did It You Can Too: Make All Of Your Characters Women

Here's the result of my Armageddon fuckery.

This was heavily compressed and resized down to 48x20 or something, then resized back up to 1080p and had the subtitles burnt in. The subtitles are from a different movie (1996's Space Truckers) and are in both 1. Danish and, 2. Comic Sans.

The audio was downmixed to mono, resampled to 2000hz, pitch-shifted down a couple octives, then pitch shifted back up, then had aggressive dynamics normalization applied. Backwards, so the louds became louder.

My roomate had asked me for the film Armageddon a week or two ago and I Legally Acquired it for my media server, but I had to do some re-encoding to get it to work on their Apple TV device.

I'd given them two copies (Armageddon and Armageddon-small) at roughly bluray and DVD quality, so if the bluray didn't work they could try the DVD one.

after this, she asked for three more versions, each with worse and worse quality.

The first of the 3 new ones was at VideoCD/VHS quality, the second was at Feature Phone quality, and this is the last one. The worst of all three.

BTW I forgot to mention: There's an easter egg in it, but I won't reveal what it is until she's watched it, as I know my roommate has spies from her polycule keeping tabs on my posts.

She said she loves it, and that she assumes the easter egg involves rick astley. (it doesn't!)

She's now asked for a copy of Armageddon that'll fit on a single floppy disk. I'm working on it.

Here's a 1 minute 33 second (gif of a clip of) clip of the floppy disk edition.

I might try for a version with higher framerate but lower resolution: it might look better.

It fits!

Here's what the floppy disk sized version looks like.

It's 32x16 pixels across, updating at 3-4 frames a second, and it's compressed using the AV1 coded at 500 bits per second.

I mentioned to my roommate (but never got to do, I don't have the right tools here on my laptop) that I should have made one of the versions just be Armageddon (1998) for the first 10 minutes, then it switches to Deep Impact (1998).

Today I came out to my brother as aroace and he said: "Oh, just like Jaiden!"

The relief of immediate understanding... I've never had that before. That's what why good representation is important, you guys. I'm so thankful for that video she made.

it’s mothman’s birthday everyone say happy birthday mothman 🥳🎉

mothman has been thotting it up in west virginia for 55 slutty, slutty years

now up to 56 slutty, slutty years!

57 slutty, slutty years

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

I’m so shook amazing :0

Man, talk about fuck that one guy in particular.

The notes are amazing. Talk about a journey.

Also:

Worm:_ "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Thor: "No."

You look away from Minecraft for one minute and then when you look back it's like "finally they're implementing the sealed mausoleum first teased in the second potato update!"

Good news, mining fans! The void fog has been fully replaced with rolling waves of darkness that take away your sight. The Warden is coming.

please please please help me find more cats smelling a smelly smell 

A compilation from the notes: stimky

she hates hand sanitiser

guests LOVE my sweet boy

he's unimaginably violent

they’re turning the archangels woke

foods ive been into lately

fucked up in the crib eating jeffrey

wrath of god

what is she up to….

stop talking about me i dont want the attention