VENGEANCE SHALL BE OURS
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People who insist on changing the pronouns in songs while they’re singing along are so weak. “But I’m not gay!” Okay?? And I’m not a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s Privateers, but for the length of this song I can be.
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unbotheredmuse
This is the most painfully accurate thing I’ve seen all day.
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Love Judd reading directly from the rulebook about why giving a minor penalty is BS
MINOR????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME. ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW.
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Anonymous asked:
Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media
put a sheet over your head so god cant see you
did this morherfucker just make apples out of apples??
Yes. Yes he did.
At this point, he needs to just build the Witch's House from Hansel and Gretel. I feel like he's building to that lmao
Source: tiktok.com
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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.
i meant to empty my contact lens case of cleaner and instead launched my allergy pills down the drain. wasn't even holding the lens case
once confidently pointed my car keys at the door out of my house and pressed the unlock button
when I used to drive I once walked to the front and bend down as if to start the crank. like. an a fuckin olde timey car. I never did it before or again but I will never forget how second nature it felt nor the cold breeze of 'what the fuck' that instantly followed
i once got home and tried to eat my dog's squeaky ball like an orange. thank god i didn't try to eat it like an apple, because after trying and failing to peel a small tennis ball for a couple seconds to get at the fruit, the rest of my brain kicked in.
Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.
How does it feel to be the most Galaxy Brained person in this entire thread
Well that certainly belongs on the post
why would this distress you friend the dead star crystal chips are just singing to each other with invisible ripples in the fabric of reality itself perfectly normal stuff
unclefather
incredibly necessary context
\o/
proud of you guys pulling it out for the apparently twenty plus members of freddy’s family in attendance
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it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
still just as good as i remember it
The link is broken nooooo
burning of the fucking library of alexandria right here. anyway everyone say thank you wayback machine
Happy ten years of Caity weavers infinite mozzarella sticks article
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Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:
- They just found out what tariffs are
- They just found out what denaturalization is
- They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist
- Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)
- Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)
The leopards eating faces party wouldn't eat MY face
#i understand the urge/desire to dunk on people for this#but i think we also really need to start reckoning that this fundamental lack of education and critical thinking#is all trickledown effects from shit like no child left behind and the consistent attacks on public education by the right over the last#idk what is it now twenty+ years#and it’s being aided and abetted by misinformation on social media and the lack of will to do anything about THAT#this is because three generations of americans haven’t learned civics economics or critical thinking#which like. contrary to leftist internet opinions#are not things you just Know Innately#and frankly also aren’t things online ‘leftists’ seem to know either but i digress#this is because the right has been actively supporting policies making our children dumber for decades#and like. that’s a bigger issue than dunking on people on social media can fix#so. can we maybe work on that
so oooo many people in so many fandoms are holding themselves back from the art they want to create because they fear The Discourse and it's the most depressing thing ever like PLEASE stop clipping your own wings and create whatever art you want to. whyyy do we have to live in a panopticon it's so frustrating just make whatever!! be free!!!!!!