In a clarion call that will likely rival his insta-legendary "everything's amazing and nobody's happy" diatribe delivered nearly five years ago on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, comedian Louis C.K. explains -- to Conan, once again -- exactly why he dislikes the culture of smartphones and why he would never get one for his kids.
this makes me feel excellent about my decision to avoid getting a phone with internet until I absolutely have to.