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Ramadan around the world

"Muslim faithful throughout the world are currently observing the holy month of Ramadan. Observant Muslims participate in fasting (sawm), one of the five pillars of their faith, this entire Lunar month.  Eating, drinking, smoking and sexual activity is prohibited from dawn until sunset. Along side restraining from bad intentions,desires, and superficial needs.  The fast is broken at sunset with the evening meal called Iftar. Local customs define varying traditions, including differing types of food used to break the daily fast. [Children, women in pregnancy/menses, sick/poor health individuals, and those traveling do not have to fast.] During this time, Muslims are also encouraged to read the entire Quran, to give freely to those in need, give charity, and strengthen their ties to God through prayer. The fasting is meant to teach a person patience, humility and sacrifice, to set aside time to ask forgiveness, practice self-restraint, and pray for guidance in the future."

1. Thousands of Muslims gather in the Grand Mosque, in Islam’s holiest city of Mecca and home to the Kaaba (center), as they take part in dawn (fajir) prayers on August 29, 2010, to start their day-long fast during the holy month or Ramadan. (AMER HILABI/AFP/Getty Images) 

2.  Muslims attend Friday prayers on the first day of the holy month of Ramadan at a mosque in Beijing, China on August 21, 2009. (REUTERS/Grace Liang)

3. A child prepares food for Iftar (evening meal) before the breaking of fast on the first day of Ramadan at Memon Mosque in Karachi, Pakistan on September 2, 2008. (REUTERS/Athar Hussain)

4. A Somali refugee girl reads the holy Koran at the Liban integrated academy at the Ifo refugee camp in Dadaab, near the Kenya-Somalia border August 2, 2011. (Thomas Mukoya/Reuters)

5. Muslim children pray at a mosque during the month of Ramadan in Manila, in the Philippines on August 23, 2009. (Junie Doctor/AFP/Getty Images)

6. A member of Fairfax County Fire and Rescue, lower left, participates in an Iftar, the evening meal when Muslim break their fast during Ramadan, August 17, 2010 at Dar Al-Hijrah Islamic Center in Falls Church, Virginia. The Islamic center invited frontline responders for Ramadan dinner to show appreciation and foster increased understanding. (Alex Wong/Getty Images)

7. Taken with a time lapse exposure, a Indian Muslim man stands in front of the Jama Masjid as he and other worshippers leave following the breaking of the fast and prayers on the first night of Ramadan in New Delhi, India on July 21, 2012. (Kevin Frayer/Associated Press)

8. Students recite the Holy Koran during Madrasa class at Al-Nour Islamic school in the historic center of Stone Town in the Indian Ocean Island of Zanzibar on July 21, 2012. (Thomas Mukoya/Reuters)

9.  A young Muslim boy passes his free time while waiting for Iftar at Al-Kautsar, Javanese Muslim Community, located in the Commewijne district in Suriname, South America. 2010 (© Ertugrul Kilic)

10. Emiratis and expats share an Iftar and talk about Islam and about the things that make us different and the things that make us all same - at the Sheikh Mohammed Centre for Cultural Understanding, in Dubai on September 3rd, 2010. (© Borisz Merei)

==>Kwii: Break people’s dashboards.

OH MY GOD 

IT’S FINALLY DONE

Note: Obviously, the song repeats a few parts so I cut corners and I didn’t make any duplicates, but if you know the song, you can put it together in your heads. *is a lazy fuck*

OKAY THANK YOU I WANTED THIS SONG IN HOMESTUCK AND NOW PERFECT

Sigh, why is John the Messiah… You should have put the Sufferer there…

holy crap. this is really powerful.

Always perfect

Is it just me, or...

So am I the only one who finds the homestuck update kind of tragic? I mean, after the changes we’ve seen in John after these three years, just seeing him open his eyes and being

so

fucking

ANGRY…

You can’t help but feel this in file sense of pity, remorse even. I mean, the entire series started with John being this goober who loved Con Air. And now, he can’t even watch his favorite movies on his birthday without being reminded of everyone he lost, everything that’s changed, that he knows can never be the same. I bet as a kid he imagined going to high school and going to junior prom and meeting his online friends in the airport and going to Disneyland or something… But now he’s here and he can never have that anymore and he’s lost his dad and he’s just so damn angry. It’s just so…sad.

crying because ALL. OF. THIS.

And then there’s Karkat, who’s been the shouty-nubs troll from the beginning, always angry for some reason or another. 

Now he’s just so…

Defeated.

He’s lost his chance with the girl he loves more than anything, his friends are all dead/dying off, he’s SEEN them killed right in front of him(and sent two off to their deaths), he knows he’s going to be killed soon, he thinks he’s a crappy leader, and hates himself more than anyone else. 

It’s like he’s just kinda given up.

We’ve all been joking that John and Karkat have switch personalities, but really, it’s just sad to see them so different. 

John’s always been kinda jerk, but he’s never been so outraged.

Karkat’s always been hard on himself, but never so truly forlorn. 

It’s almost painful to see them like this. :(

nonono ;;

In the short time since the fateful update, the attitudes of many shippers on my dashboard have grown progressively more and more hostile towards daverezi shippers

I predict the opposing sides will fall into a destructive and unwinnable war within this month

That is, unless the powerful armies can settle their differences and realize they are arguing over the love lives of fictional teenagers. However, the outlook is bleak

I’m sorry it had to be this way 

TO WAR, MAGGOTS!

WAR, YOU SAY?

MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN MY ANUS

WE WILL FIGHT ON UNTIL THE VERY END

I absolutely love when people actually have fun with shipping

excuse all of u

this is on

BRING IT

hi guys

am i late or

YA’LL WANNA FIGHT

STEP UP

FUCKING GO

WELCOME TO ‘NAM, PEASENTS.

sorry guys but youre all gunna lobe

*lose

WAR?!

YOU WANNA TALK MOTHERFUCKING WAR?!?!?

YOU DON’T KNOW TRUE SUFFERING UNTIL YOU’VE BEEN AN ALMOND FLUFF SHIPPER

SO YOU BEST BE PREPARED FOR THE TIDAL WAVE OF HURT THAT’S COMING ALL OF Y’ALLS WAY

I WILL END YOU

with my radical dance moves

bobby oh my lord

i didn’t need to see crotches

can’t i just ship a huge orgy that includes all couples + alternate selves with peace and diplomacy? ;_;

Everyone should just ship ships together

like

DaveJade x JohnRose

Now THAT’S a ship.

this has goten out of hand…

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE WHERE DID YOU COME FROM WHY DID YOU DO THIS THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

Is it bad that my favorite character from Homestuck is Dad

he doesn’t even speak

you have the kids, the alternians, the wastelander prospitians and dersites (ok it’s been awhile since i read the thing shut up) and my favorite is Dad who is the most normal out of everyone in the cast.

infact i like the egbert family and the lalonde family the most out of everyone really.

it’s times like these i wish i could articulate my thoughts better and be real wordy about it haha

dude

bro man

amigo

Dad is a fantastic character

after ANOTHER METEOR destroyed the Betty Crocker factor she and he were walking passed just months earlier

here is a guy who took a lady’s scarf as a clue to a fUCKING INVESTIGATION IN HIS MOTHER’S DEATH WHICH WAS CAUSED BY A METEOR

and then went out with her in the middle of a fucking earthquake

and even though he spilled wine on his date she still thinks he’s hot as fuck

here is a total ladiesman wooing the hell out of this girl and still being a chivalrous gentleman while he does wow wow no wonder mom is attracted to you dad im attracted to you too damn

here is a guy who finds a newborn baby in the ruins of an asteroid that destroyed his joke shop and killed his mother and instead of spitefully abandoning the infant

also it should really be noted that i’m pretty sure dad is the only character in homestuck who has actually punched jack noir in the face

you go, dad

i just realized

Dad’s bedroom is full of really normal gentlemanly things but he ran a joke shop with Nanna, but there is no sign from his room that Dad is even really personally interested in stuff like that on his own??

does that mean that Dad also likes to engage in his mom’s interests like how he likes to try and engage in his son’s???? and he even—despite not necessarily being super into humor when it’s just him—still raised his son in a humorous environment because he just loved his mom so much and this was what mom did growing up and mom is cool and its not that he DISLIKES all the fantastic pranks he must think theyre great but he does them to make other people laugh and smile and

wow wow what a fantastic human being he just does whatever he can enjoy anything so genuinely and he just likes to be with his family and make them happy

god i could cry

so many dad feels

i just really love dads

If the Homestuck Game is real and we end up in the Medium

Since it will be a MASSIVE session, we will need EVERYONE’s cooperation. So I’ve decided to lay down a few ground rules.

Imagine the rings though.

this is the cutest thing i have ever read like we’re actually doing this this is so sweet i love this fandom

This is adorable as fuck, but at the same time… all of Homestuck fandom in a sburb session together would be like the worst school group project in the world. And you can’t even go off and impatiently do everything yourself because then everyone probably dies.

17. dont start any memos about whether it’s ok to kill people