Friendship is Magic but Liquor is Quicker

ya actually those arent typos i just spell words however i want to

—William Shakespeare

just realized i have a pin that i recently got from my local punk venue that would be hilarious to put on my authentic east german national people's army cap

politically incomprehensible. heretofore untheorized ideologies could be developed while wearing this hat

Disco Elysium hat

My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.

My T-shirt contains the entire text of the novel Don Quixote, which was, in fact, written by me

My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.

@hypokeimena

hey guys anyone remember when my last period was i forget

whatever i'm paying y'all it's too much

went for a hike and saw some Holes

i seriously feel like im so uniquely insane theyre giving me mental health product ads that no one has ever seen before

yeah I'm seeing a cyber shaman to play games for my mental health

Attention Pennsylvania voters!

Senator Bob Casey’s race is now at a margin of 0.53%.

An automatic recount in PA is triggered with a margin of 0.5%. That’s a difference of 0.03% or a little over 2,000 votes. We need to make sure every ballot is counted here, and there’s thousands of uncounted ballots right now due to voter error.

Did you mail in a ballot? Check to see it was accepted here:

If it says anything other than accepted/counted/etc, your ballot needs your attention. A mistake in filling it out means that your ballot will not count unless you “cure” it. Check your county’s curing policies:

See full instructions for curing by county here.

You have until November 12 to cure your ballot in PA.

Do you know someone who mailed in a PA ballot? Please pass these links on to them. You may be the difference between their vote counting or not in a super close race.

Everyone else, you can help PA voters cure their ballots. If you live in Pennsylvania, you can help canvass in your county (see links in this thread). If you are in another state, you can sign up to call voters and help them cure by phone.

Want to help another state? Sign up for a shift through November 19.

Dancing is still illegal in Minnesota, and the last person charged with a "crime of public mirth," in 1997, is still in jail.

That's Tim Walz

Tim Waltz

Dancing is still illegal in Minnesota, and the last person charged with a "crime of public mirth," in 1997, is still in jail.

That's Tim Walz

new horror franchise called "silence of the hill" (it's a silence of the lambs/silent hill cross over) it won't be good and also it will be bad, but dwayne "the rock" johnson will be in it and you love him, don't you. ryan reynolds also

he will be also in it

hes gonna be deadpool in these one

new horror franchise called "silence of the hill" (it's a silence of the lambs/silent hill cross over) it won't be good and also it will be bad, but dwayne "the rock" johnson will be in it and you love him, don't you. ryan reynolds also

he will be also in it

if i was dexters dad i wouldnt be teaching him that stuff

just saying

And don't even THINK about making a lab!!!!!

If anger isnt healthy then how come im lat pulling 120lbs now, checkmate athetits

Game concept: exoplanetary rover gets isekai'd to a fantasy world, but NASA still has signal. You have to save the kingdom from the blood trolls via command prompt but it takes a full minute for your actions to resolve because of signal lag. And so on and so forth.

The orbiter continues to work despite the fantasy world being flat and the sky not but a massive clockwork dome upon which planets and stars and nebuli spin to some unwinding spring and it updates your satellite map every ten minutes so you can see where you are