carlisle cullen moodboard 🌞🩺

Tanya won’t stop hitting on Edward so the next time they visit the Denalis for vampire thanksgiving he walks in holding hands with Beau and takes off his jacket to reveal this shirt:

i’m breaking all the rules now , anyway

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

What We Do In The Shadows + Twilight

listen, its funny

please social distance responsibly! 

i hope everyone else is aware that Emmett bought the family a SodaStream in 2003 and then made everyone try carbonated blood

I made this months ago and I’m excited to have something to reblog it with 🤣

edward cullen would be utterly fucked for Zoom University. his only success in school came from reading his teachers’ minds for the answers every time he was asked a question and he was distracted from staring at bella. good luck doing that when your professor is in a bathrobe 50 miles away you bastard

WE WON!!!! BULLYING WORKS!!!!!

I see #MidnightSun trending on Twitter, and as a recovering Twilight fan myself, I just want to urge fans to consider making a donation to support the Quileute Tribe’s Move to Higher Ground Project:  a project dedicated to moving the community from a tsunami disaster zone at the edge of the Pacific Ocean to a safer, better and higher ground. –and also to support other causes that directly benefit Native people such as the Navajo Hopi Covid Relief Fund. https://www.gofundme.com/f/NHFC19Relief As we speak, the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe is fighting against disestablishment by the Trump administration- you can learn more about how to help on their website and this great article in Teen Vogue: Native Tribe’s Rights to Permanent Homelands Are at Risk. As someone who LOVED the Twilight series, read fanfic, made fanart, and will most definitely have a raucous, drunken read-aloud party of Edward’s inner monologue if Midnight Sun does actually drop…  I think it is so important to never erase that Twilight perpetuates racist and othering ideas about Indigenous people, and the series’ success did not benefit the Quileute Tribe monetarily while SMeyer and the franchise rocketed to mega-success, fame, and wealth.  There’s a lot of talk about the series’ misogyny, which is important, but I think that in 2020, anybody who’s White and who’s still participating in the fandom should centralize critiques of the series’ racism, learn about the issues, and more than that, should back that up with funds and material support.

midnight sun (a summary)

vampire twitter 19/?

“He [Mike] grew more confident, sitting on the edge of my table to talk before Biology class started, ignoring Edward as completely as he ignored us.”

this is all I could think of

Someone: "How are you today?”

The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."

rosalie @ bella in twilight (2008) dir. catherine hardwicke 

edward: where’s bella?

alice at the end of twilight: