I'm fuckin wheezing

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

I’m on mobile, somebody edit them into this please

Y'all take too long

Same energy

No worries guys, they’re there too

Felt Nostalgic- Twilight Secondary and Minor Character Text Post Memes

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

Hey op I think you’re probably allergic to citrus?

is. this not what oj is supposed to make ur tongue feel like

Did you know that if your mouth itches when you eat kiwis, it is not from hairs left over on the fruit after you peel it? I didn’t until I was about 26 or so!

Confusingly, pineapple is supposed to feel like that, the damn thing is attempting to digest you right back.

Numb lips are not part of the intended experience of peanut butter, apparently

yALL

Are we just gonna ignore the part where op says they ate ants?

ok but the concept of a rivalry is just so funny. it’s like “i’m literally obsessed with you. you’re the only motherfucker on the planet worth my undivided time and attention. i spend hours planning in detail exactly what i’m going to say and do the next time that we meet. but, like, i fucking hate you.”

x

the volturi be like

Wholesome

confirmed borat fan

the volturi got his ass at the end of new moon, they really gave ole boy the w o r k

Paul, Sam, Jared and Embry all waiting around for Jacob to finally phase and join the pack

bella:

carlisle rosalie and emmett

Carlisle’s face whenever Edward is up to his emo shenanigans

Carlisle: She is not an immortal! These witnesses can attest to that. Or you can look. See the flush of human blood in her cheeks.

Caius: