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I made this my photo in Slack (work chat software) and one of my coworkers was like “is that jojo siwa”
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This is the man who murdered Jojo Siwa and stolen her bow collection. They are all his now, shinny hot pants included.
she was so hot in this armor god bless our dark lord
Sauron getting offended by the blast that interrupted his fashion walk
Sauron, internally: How dare they interrupt my catwalk?
All I have done has been for you. Yours was the fire that crafted the marvels of the age. I wish only to share them with the world. Please. Let me. But the Rings are beyond your reach. As I shall be, ere long. For soon I shall go to the shores of the morning. Borne hence by a wind that you can never follow!
Charles Edwards as CELEBRIMBOR & Charlie Vickers as SAURON THE RINGS OF POWER (2022–)
Sauron - will commit genocide, atrocities, raze cities, corrupt minds, turn allies against one another, sow seeds of mistrust, brutally torture and maim, enslave every single race, among other horrific things
Also Sauron - courteously waits for the 9 rings to conveniently fall out with gravity's help because he is a gentleman and he will absolutely *not* fondle a lady's bosom in that way god forbid --
One bow to rule them all. 🎀
We all know Sauron is petty, but we don’t talk nearly enough how this evil b*tch became obsessed with Galadriel and decided to be the bane of her entire existence:
First, he became “King Halbrand” because she wouldn’t “let it lie”, the “long lost king who could ride you”.
Then, he decided to “take inspiration” from her dead husband to create his Elf form:
Galadriel had to excuse herself for a cigarette every time she saw these two together:
THE RINGS OF POWER (2022-) | S02E06
#humble
The Lord of The Rings: Rings of Power Galadriel and Sauron S02E08: Shadow and Flame
Celebrimbor made a super tiny set of elf armor for his favorite forge mouse, equipped with a trademark Feanorian star on his lil' shield. Annatar is not impressed.
Inspired by this fic from the POV of the mouse: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59500966
Happy TROP!Day! Every Thursday I'm gonna post some TROP artwork! I was going to do a serious hardcore artwork, but I wanted to make this doodle about the mouse so bad, so I did this instead.
Showing my coworkers photos of Sauron so that they can also be a part of my mental breakdown.
As you should.
Pls, he did not give a single damn about the other 2 Elven rings, lmao. Dude wants the engagement ring back.
"Fighting at your side, I felt, if I could just hold on to that feeling...."
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER (2022 - ) Charles Edwards as Celebrimbor & Charlie Vickers as Sauron 2.08 - Shadow and Flame
No, hear me. Hear me! Shadow of Morgoth. Hear the dying words of Celebrimbor. The Rings of Power shall destroy you. And in the end, I foresee, one alone shall prove your utter ruin!
