Though unholy we are sacred.

This is hilarous. Gil-galad edit narrated by Ben Walker (the excerpts are from his interview in Rings and Realms). source

HAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The fact that he narrated this himself IM DYINGGGGGG

Maybe one of the best surprises I've found in this show that I genuinely did NOT expect, is Sauron's sense of humor, or little moments that made me laugh. He's the Big Bad, the Dark Lord, the Abhorred, and yet--

Just a happy little prisoner watching his She-Elf cause trouble.

"And how close are you and the She-Elf?"

"Don't forget your women."

Kill Mode Activated

"How fares your progress?"

*100% done with your shit*

Halbrand: "Do try not to make any new enemies."

Also Halbrand: *5 minutes later*

Personal Space with Galadriel

VS Personal Space with Everyone Else

Just a Normal Dude, trying to have a good time

I'm sorry but I love him, Your Honor.

I made this my photo in Slack (work chat software) and one of my coworkers was like “is that jojo siwa”

💀💀💀💀💀

This is the man who murdered Jojo Siwa and stolen her bow collection. They are all his now, shinny hot pants included.

she was so hot in this armor god bless our dark lord

Sauron getting offended by the blast that interrupted his fashion walk

Sauron, internally: How dare they interrupt my catwalk?

It's been a while since I've made an Annatar wallpaper. This ones been floating around my brain for a long time. The brain rot is terminal.

Charles Edwards as CELEBRIMBOR & Charlie Vickers as SAURON THE RINGS OF POWER (2022–)

Sauron - will commit genocide, atrocities, raze cities, corrupt minds, turn allies against one another, sow seeds of mistrust, brutally torture and maim, enslave every single race, among other horrific things

Also Sauron - courteously waits for the 9 rings to conveniently fall out with gravity's help because he is a gentleman and he will absolutely *not* fondle a lady's bosom in that way god forbid --

Obsessed with the scene where Adar explains to Galadriel that the danger of Sauron isn’t that he takes—it’s that he gives. He becomes what the person needs him to be, or provides them what they need.

To Adar he gave children.

To Celebrimbor he facilitated the ability to create and cement a legacy.

For Galadriel, he not only gave her an army, but he was her ally, her friend, when she’d been all but abandoned by her own people.

Even that warg in 2x01, he feeds him and gains his trust.

But don’t you see that he did the same thing to us? As Halbrand in S1, he became who the audience wanted him to be—drawing us into the deception.

Who was (arguably) the most beloved character in LOTR? The most fascinating? The one the story started to swirl around despite Frodo and the ring being elsewhere?

Aragorn.

We ate that reluctant-lost-king-sexy-grimy-mystery hero shit UP.

He became who and what we wanted him to be. It pulled a thread from the original story tied directly to our nostalgic, gullible souls.

That’s why it was as much a gut punch for us as everyone else to realize who he was.

The Great Deceiver, indeed.

The Rings of Power | 2.02

One bow to rule them all. 🎀

We all know Sauron is petty, but we don’t talk nearly enough how this evil b*tch became obsessed with Galadriel and decided to be the bane of her entire existence:

First, he became “King Halbrand” because she wouldn’t “let it lie”, the “long lost king who could ride you”.

Then, he decided to “take inspiration” from her dead husband to create his Elf form:

Galadriel had to excuse herself for a cigarette every time she saw these two together:

#humble

The Lord of The Rings: Rings of Power Galadriel and Sauron S02E08: Shadow and Flame

Celebrimbor made a super tiny set of elf armor for his favorite forge mouse, equipped with a trademark Feanorian star on his lil' shield. Annatar is not impressed.

Inspired by this fic from the POV of the mouse: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59500966

Happy TROP!Day! Every Thursday I'm gonna post some TROP artwork! I was going to do a serious hardcore artwork, but I wanted to make this doodle about the mouse so bad, so I did this instead.