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Tea and Toast and Love

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The tale of Paula and her extended exercise in procrastination.
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My big Kylux AUs tag list

So I thought it was time to post this big project I’ve been working on. So here is my Kylux AUs list for your Kylux AUs needs. Merry Christmas/Happy Hollidays:D

Some Kylux AU’s (part 1)

WHAT? I love Kylux and I love AU’s. With time, I realised I had reblogged quite a lot of AU’s posts (thanks to the Kylux fandom for providing us with so much of them). So I thought: why not make a big list of them? And make it public in case it helps someone (newcomers or not;)? So I tracked them, refined my tagging system and here it comes. Please note that this is a tumblr tag list and not an AO3 fic rec. It includes art posts, edits, fic/ficlets (including links already posted on tumblr), promps, headcanons,… There needs to be at least two works of an AU for it to have it’s own tag (the “others” tag features…well the others).
ALL OF THE AUs? Hell no! Even after spending more than 5 months on the project I know that this list is far from complete!! (I depend on tumblr’s tags/search engine, what crosses my board/my affinities and the limited amount of time I have to work on it). The list is still ongoing! (And of course I encourage you to look for the creator’s blogs/other works!!!)
WHICH TAGS? Be careful that I may not always use the exact terms used by the creators (in order to regroup similar categories and make things easier to find in the list). I tried to be both precise and inclusive. On post can also be multi-tagged. Something wrongly tagged or you wouldn’t want to appear in the list? Please contact me!
CAN I PROPOSE/SUBMIT AUs? Yes please do!!! I am always willing to add new ones! (I can’t make promises thought…)

->ALPHABETICAL SEARCH (here)

->THEMATICAL SEARCH (yet to come)

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God bless this list

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The scariest part of Halloween is how anatomically incorrect these decorations are.

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ayellowbirds

listen, sometimes necromancers get bored, and there’s always lots of little bones laying around….

“Gonna make a bone spider”

“Why”

“BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT”

I work in a government-funded spider research lab at a top university and we have this in our lab:

I had to reblog this, what’s better than a literal bone spider.

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Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston as Thor and Loki in Thor: Ragnarok, Empire Magazine, issue September 2017.

HQ version via Torrilla/weibo

Snark Bros 3: The Snarkening

Source: m.weibo.cn
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silverhawk

“sharks aren’t vicious!!! they’re like huge puppy dogs!! they’re big sweethearts and i dont understand why people are scared of them!!”

“sharks do not attack humans in the way movies constantly portray them. sharks are curious, inquisitive animals and many bites come from sharks who “test bite” humans in order to see what they are/if they’re a threat, but that one initial bite can be fatal. while sharks are not monsters bent on hunting and targeting humans, human who hand feed them and treat them like any other animal causes more human-shark incidents (sharks can become used to humans feeding them and thus bite at a human to find fish). sharks are not blood thirsty maneaters, but they are an extremely powerful animal that deserves respect and should be admired from a distance.”

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chulshik

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

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pjamma-sf

That’s…a lot.

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people complaining that jai courtney’s captain boomerang looks bad but no its perfect 89% of australian men look like this /can confirm/ this is exactly the kind of villain my country would produce

its like i can smell the emu export and winnie blues on him through the screen

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crentist
This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny. 
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notchicken

Tag yourself I’m: platinum records as head gear

i am “sequins” repeated three times for emphasis

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khaleesi

i’m riding in on a white horse in my fur coat over lingerie

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berlynn-wohl

If anyone is confused about what “Eyes of Laura Mars chic” means, allow me to illustrate.

Start with this:

Add a little bit of this:

A heaping helping of this:

aaaaand a dash of young Tommy Lee Jones:

Blend ingredients together until you start having visions of your friends and associates being gruesomely murdered.

Serve it.

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