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Currently the secretary of a fictional Victorian. I'm the same person as @jabbage and @beekeeperspicnic, I made this account while Tumblr had mistakenly banned my account and now I'm stuck with it so I put a lot of Sherlock Holmes things here!
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Curated List of My Sherlock Holmes Fanfics & Pastiches!

Sci-Fi and Speculative Fiction:

The World Awry Series - Sherlock Holmes time travels to the 21st century. Aroace Holmes, platonic/queerplatonic relationship with Watson.

🕰️ The Time Enough Series - Watson has one of those 'spontaneous time travel' diseases causing him to live his life out of order. Bisexual Watson having romantic relationships with Mary and Holmes at different points in his life.

👦🏻 Tabula Rasa - Someone cloned Sherlock Holmes. (I know, I know, you'll have to just trust me on this one)

🤖 What Sleeps Within - Creating an artificial intelligence is difficult. Resurrecting the dead, however, is easy. A cyberpunk future where robots can be powered by human souls. (SH22ndC)

💧 Drop of Water - Holmes comes to terms with his connection to a robot named Watson, and that robot's connection to a man named Watson. (SH22ndC)

🛸 - Watson is a Time Lord - Lovingly intricate series of crossover stories between the Granada series and Doctor Who. A collaboration with @jeremys-come-to-bed-eyes and @fruitviking

Hiatus Stories:

Kingdom of Tea - Victor Trevor is called to the deathbed of his tea-taster, a reclusive Frenchman called Pierre Laurent.

👻 Sinful Lips to the Ghostly Dead - Watson investigates a shady spiritualist medium.

👴🏻 His Brother - Watson and Mycroft are united by a shared grief, and later, a shared joy. 4654 words, Gen

Retirement Stories:

👓 Golden Visions, Are Ye Flown? - Something seems to be wrong with Sherlock Holmes, but Watson is there to take care of him.

Miscellaneous

❤️ Holmes is Where the Heart Is - The eccentric love story of Sherlock and Mycroft's parents.

🧠 Compos Mentis - In which Nigel Bruce Watson and ACD Canon Watson are the same Watson

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utopians

criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

taking a forensics class and watching the professor explain one by one how criminal profiling, hair microscopy, and bite mark analysis are all pseudoscience responsible for ruining innocent lives, and how on top of that, fingerprint analysis, despite being significantly more reliable, is subjective and prone to contextual bias. and also bullet striation analysis has the same issues. and also bullet lead analysis doesn’t work. and also handwriting analysis has an error rate high enough to render it useless

damn i'm almost starting to think the entire criminal justice system only exists to provide the illusion of protection while justifying state violence idk

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I feel like I've had enough new followers that some of you might not know that I made a very short """game""" called the Mycroft Holmes Simulator where you are Mycroft Holmes, hanging out in the Diogenes Club.

  • EXPLORE the famous Diogenes Club
  • WALK at a very leisurely pace!
  • BE QUIET and refuse to talk to a wide range of delightful characters!
  • OBSERVE things, without having to act on them!
  • MYSTERIES! There aren't any!

Here are some screenshots:

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I just found you trawling SH posts, and saw you mention a letters from Watson discord; I love those comics and was just wondering if it's open for new members

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Oooh!

So just to be clear, Letters from Watson is an email bookclub in the style of Dracula Daily. We're doing the novels this year, with tentative plans to do the short stories (...again) next year.

The discord has expanded to have a lot of gushing about Sherlock Holmes in general - including the Watson's Sketchbook comic, which I think is what you're referring to! We have a whole thread dedicated to it, in fact! :D

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There is a series of children’s books published a few years back which is basically the Sherlock Holmes stories but for kids (obviously) and the illustrations are ADORABLE

Holmes is so skrunkly ❤️❤️❤️ truly a lil guy

OK BUT SERIOUSLY THOUGH

These books are an absolute masterclass in writing literature for children. The author Stephanie Baudet carefully keeps very closely to the essence of the original text, while simplifying the vocabulary and sentence structure. She ensures that new or potentially confusing concepts are presented with a little more context in a way which doesn't feel patronising.

The additions to the text are rare but always excellent - Baudet often adds in a little more input from Watson about how he's feeling, and smooths over some of Doyle's vague or wonky continuity (we get a definite answer about what happened to Mary! And Holmes' reaction to that!)

In the letters from Watson server we called them the 'Baudet Adaptation' and revere them as a legitimate contribution to the Sherlock Holmes cultural landscape.

If you know any nine year olds, or find the language of the originals tricky for whatever reason, you can basically read these and know you've read the original Sherlock Holmes stories.

(Well... minus the ones which they decided were a bit too grim to adapt for children. No Cardboard Box, sorry)

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I dreamt there was a new Sherlock Holmes video game where you played Victorian Sherlock Holmes who has been somehow revived in the 21st century, except that barely matters because most of the game he is trying to retrieve a crown from an underground catacombs/labyrinth rigged with fiendish match four puzzles - so we don't see any modern tech.

(Also don't worry, Watson is with him)

When you find the crown and put it on, it responds to Holmes' DNA and opens a secret chamber where there is a recorded message from... Sheridan Holmes, the EVIL Holmes brother, who is voiced by Vincent Price.

He only has one eye, and has a pet ferret that slinks around his neck He tells the player that, due to the crown responding to their DNA he assumes they are his descendant, and therefore as part of his evil lineage he is going to help them to rule the world. Within this underground catacomb are a bunch of steampunk super weapons they may use.

Holmes is like "lol Sheridan, he couldn't have predicted I would be frozen in time and discover his sepulchre of evil"

And then he just leaves because only he can get in, he won't have any kids, and he's very sure Mycroft didn't.

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Holmes wears a signet ring from the start of the series, but Watson doesn't, until around Christmas time in The Case of the Christmas Pudding (ep23). They both have rings from then on

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Return to the St Claire Family House - A filming location for the Granada Sherlock Holmes 'Lasy Vampyre'

Some of you may have come across my write-up of my visit to Baddesley Clinton, the house which stood in for the fictional location of ‘Hurlstone’ in the Musgrave Ritual episode Granada’s The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes series. I had a lot of fun seeing how the property had changed (or not changed!) since the 80s, and how the writers and film crew had used and adapted the house. 

Since I’ll take any excuse to learn about and visit more old and interesting buildings, I thought I’d see if there were other filming locations from the series in my local area which could get the same treatment. 

The obvious candidate was Guy’s Cliffe House, which stands in for the home of the St Claire family in ‘The Last Vampire’.

[IMG: Title card reading The Last Vampyre in front of the image of a burning house]

There are a few reasons why this was an infinitely more difficult task than my Musgrave Ritual , though: 

  1. Baddesley Clinton is a National Trust property: you pay your £15, pick up a guide book and off you go. Guy’s Cliffe House is a slightly dangerous derelict ruin which is privately owned, and used by the Freemasons as a masonic temple. There are occasional tours, but getting on one required finding the correct Facebook page, hoping the stars aligned and making votive sacrificed to the Old Gods. Well, sort of.
  2. I really like The Musgrave Ritual. I can watch Jeremy Brett grumpily swaddled in blankets and Edward Hardwicke making concerned puppy-dog eyes at him all day, so running the episode through a few times to take screenshots was a delight. The Last Vampyre, however, is probably my least favourite episodes of the entire series. Writer Jeremy Paul had to pull the script together in three weeks at the behest of executives, it’s overly long because they said it had to be feature length, and it’s so obvious that Jeremy Brett is unwell throughout the whole thing.
  3. Baddesley Clinton is the showstopping centrepiece of The Musgrave Ritual, around which a fun treasure hunt is set. You can tell that the creators actually incorporated multiple elements of the building into the story. Guy’s Cliffe doesn’t actually appear much in The Last Vampyre. The main scene where it does is honestly just very bizarre, it's a solid minute of Holmes looking at... himself? And squinting from the glare of the sun reflecting on glass? And messing around with a compass?

It doesn't make any more sense in-context, I promise.

  1. The relationship between Guys Cliffe House and The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes is… ummm… awkward. In We’ll get to that in a minute. 

A History of the House

Guy’s Cliffe has folkloric ties to the legends of Sir Guy of Warwick, a legendary character once as well known as King Arthur, and there have been a number of different buildings there in the site’s history including a 15th century chapel and a Tudor timber framed house. The house which features in The Last Vampire was built in 1751 by politician Samuel Greatheed using money he generated from his ownership of plantation worked by enslaved people on Saint Kitts’ Island. So, perhaps we shouldn’t be TOO upset that it’s now a ruined husk. 

[IMG: A painting of the fully intact house in the 1880s. It is surrounded by greenery and reflected in the nearby river. ]

The house and its estate were passed down to his descendants and was used as a hospital in WW1 and a school for evacuated children in WW2. When the money finally ran out in the 1940s, parts of the estate were sold off to different people and the house was passed from person to person without being used or maintained properly until the roof fell in sometime in the 60s.

[IMG The house today as a ruin. It has no roof and all of the windows have no glass in.]

Now, here’s the awkward bit regarding Granada Holmes. The filming that took place there kiiiiiind of… irrepairably damaged the house? Seeking funds for repair and upkeep, the owners allowed Granada to film there. The crew wanted to stage pyrotechnics in a partially ruined building so that they could make it look like it was being consumed by flames. The problem was that they didn’t realise that there were wooden beams hidden within some of the walls. When these caught light it caused the fire to spread through the site in an unintended way. In other words, the pretend fire became a real one.

To make things even worse, the pumps of the fire engines already on the site failed, and so local fire crews ended up being called in as a last desperate attempt to save the not-already-ruined parts of the house. 

If you're wondering where Jeremy Brett himself was during all this chaos, the answer somehow endeared him to me even MORE, which I didn't think was possible:

"I was at home in the hotel. I'm not wild about fire at the best of times and I was worried because a nest of sparrowhawks - three babies - were in the ruins." - Jeremy Brett

It's interesting to compare photographs of the house before the fire, immediately after it, and following several years of expensive repairs.

[IMG Black and white photo of the house in the 1950s, fully intact]

[IMG The house just prior to filming. The roof has fallen in and parts of windows are missing]

[IMG The house immediately after the fire. The entire front of both side bay windows have gone, and much of the upper floor and roof]

[IMG The house today, following the repairs which were funded by Granada's insurance!]

You can see that the repairs were mostly designed to make the building stable, not put it back to looking as it did before the fire, and so some of the fine details and elegance have been lost. It's a real shame.

Exploring the House

All this may clue you into the fact that matching the show shot-for-shot is almost impossible now: some of the building was actively destroyed during filming, and most of the rest of it is dangerous to enter.

I could spot a few familiar things though. For example this shot...

Was filmed here!

And these steps...

Are THESE steps!

But honestly, that's about it for the Sherlock Holmes connection. The rest of the site is utterly fascinating though, and it was actually really exciting to visit somewhere that isn't completely streamlined and visitor friendly. I promised not to post any of the masonic temple stuff online, but I think it's ok for me to share images of this old coach house hewn into a bare rockface which is now full of assorted tables and chairs...

... and this casket. Could it be that the house be home to vampires after all?!!

I'll leave you with this little video of me nosing around before the tour began to see what was down a mysterious underground passage.

Reviving this to celebrate Jeremy Brett's birthday!

I didn't really explain where that Jeremy Brett quote came from or why it's special to me.

When I was writing up that post, I thought I'd have a look at the local newspaper archive for the time. I was sure Granada coming to film and the fire would get a mention. What I wasn't expecting was that the local press had actually collared Jeremy and got his response.

As far as I know it's not mentioned in any of the books covering the making of the series, so I feel like it's "my discovery", and I'm very charmed by it!

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Alexander Siddig Vs. Jeremy Brett

Last Poll of the Quarter Finals!

Propaganda

Alexander Siddig - (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) - The very first actor I ever had a crush on.

Jeremy Brett - (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, The Three Musketeers, BBC Play of the Month) - "Listen, I fell in love with One Man when I was 16 and have never regretted it. Jeremy Brett is Everything. Handsome, charming, sweet, amazing voice, delightfully eccentric. Shakespearean actor best known for playing Sherlock Holmes in the 80s, he is widely considered the definitive Holmes and for good reason. Bisexual and bipolar, devoted husband, he was known to serenade friends at restraunts and hold scavenger hunts in his home, where he hid the plunger in a chandelier. Often pigeonholed into period pieces, he owned them. He was a pretty young man who became not just handsome but arresting. He was one of those people who walked into a room and instantly commanded attention, and I for one have never regretted giving him my attention." Full text propaganda included below the cut

- No Negative Propaganda Please -

Additional propaganda below the cut

Vote for the wonderful Jeremy Brett!

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“Yes, I have been guilty of several monographs. They are all upon technical subjects. Here, for example, is one ‘Upon the Distinction between the Ashes of the Various Tobaccoes.’ In it I enumerate a hundred and forty forms of cigar, cigarette, and pipe tobacco, with colored plates illustrating the difference in the ash. It is a point which is continually turning up in criminal trials, and which is sometimes of supreme importance as a clue...To the trained eye there is as much difference between the black ash of a Trichinopoly and the white fluff of bird’s-eye as there is between a cabbage and a potato.”

“You have an extraordinary genius for minutiae,” I remarked.

“I appreciate their importance. Here is my monograph upon the tracing of footsteps, with some remarks upon the uses of plaster of Paris as a preserver of impresses. Here, too, is a curious little work upon the influence of a trade upon the form of the hand, with lithotypes of the hands of slaters, sailors, corkcutters, compositors, weavers, and diamond-polishers. That is a matter of great practical interest to the scientific detective—especially in cases of unclaimed bodies, or in discovering the antecedents of criminals. But I weary you with my hobby.”

“Not at all,” I answered, earnestly. “It is of the greatest interest to me, especially since I have had the opportunity of observing your practical application of it.”

- The Sign of the Four

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If you're FEELIN' SPOOKY this 31st October at 8pm GMT, we're going to be watching some Ronald Howard Holmes episodes in the Letters from Watson server!

He might have a reputation for being a happy-go-lucky Holmes, but Ronald Howard gets to be spooky sometimes too!

(And seriously if you've not come across this series before, it's an absolute *delight*. If you're craving a Holmes which is like the one in the first scene of Study in Scarlet who is dancing around because his chemistry experiment is going well and wiggles because he's excited, Howard is your man.

Also there's an episode where he and Watson have to look after a baby and they're hopeless at it.)

Everyone pretend I used this picture, ok?

Howardween is starting soon!!!

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Its spooky season, so I guess it's a good time to plug my ghostly Holmes hiatus story!

When a family friend is troubled by the activities of a shady spiritualist medium, Watson attempts to summon everything Holmes taught him to solve the mystery. It seems he's not the only one trying to 'channel' the mind of the Great Detective... could the spirit of Sherlock Holmes be trying to make contact?

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