Sam Evans expressing his feelings for Mercedes Jones
"Mercedes? I just wanted to tell you that you look beautiful. Would you like to dance?"
"I don't care how big or bad your boyfriend is. I'm gonna fight to get you back."
"You have any idea who the guy is going to be? 'Cause I know this awesome dude who's great at impressions and totally into you."
"Speaking of immortal... Since we're gonna be seeing your name up in lights for the rest of our lives, I thought we might as well start today"
"Crazy about you."
“I won’t stop till it’s trending.”
"I know it's early, but... It's a statue of St. Valentine. Well, actually, it's a statue of one of the three wise men I repainted to look like Saint..."
"At least it means we can be together for real now."
"We would never do that to each other."
“Can you hear yourself? You’re amazing! And you look stunning.”
“Because I believe in you and what you could become.”
“You ain't no skim milk, baby. You're the cream rising to the top.”
“Remember how I told you we were gonna get back together and you told me I was crazy? Craazzyy.”
“But what are we gonna do about the... our sexual chemistry? 'Cause it's...”
“Well, you know, I feel like you and I never even got to figure out what we even had. It was just, like, over before it even started. And now there's this... obvious chemistry that I don't know what to do with.”
“I don't know why we always have to keep this a secret.”
“Okay, you know I've always liked you, and you clearly have feelings for me, too.”
“We're not in high school anymore. We're adults and we're in New York City. Okay, we can finally be the people that we always hoped we could be and do all the things that we've always dreamed about doing. I want to make a wish. (…) I'm gonna make a bunch of wishes, and they're all gonna go towards the same wish. Oh, there's a screw. That you, Mercedes Jones, will open your eyes and realize that we're perfect for each other.”
“You see what I'm saying? We are perfect for each other.”
“For you, yeah. Yeah, I could do that.”
“Oh, yeah, no, but she's, uh, she's named after her mom's favorite actress, Mercedes Ruehl.”
“I can't believe you're saying this. Okay, you know what? This, this isn't you, Mercedes, okay?”
“I mean, she just turned and walked out. It was like some horrible nightmare.”
“Mercedes and I have an announcement. Drumroll, please. (…) We are officially dating again.”
“Okay, how's this for chemistry?”
“Okay, well, uh, we can go as slow or as fast as you would like to.As long as we're together, you get to call the shots.”
“Okay, guys, look, I'm trying to be a gentleman here, like, you know, Mercedes-wise. Look, and I want to get an STD test just to make sure I have a clean bill of health to, you know, ease her mind.”
“Well, I mean, I really like her, and I don't want to mess things up, you know? We're taking it slow.”
“In order to give you everything, I have to make sure I don't... give you anything.”
“Uh, yeah. What's the most expensive dessert on the menu? What about, uh, do you guys have those milkshakes with, like, little specks of gold in 'em?”
“I'm just, I'm just trying to treat my lady right.”
“You know, I don't do things in exchange for anything. I just, that's just my way of saying I love you.”
“Look, do you know how much it means to me that you're even considering this?Look, I mean, I don't know if our relationship is forever, but I know that nothing's ever felt as real to me as my love for you. And if there's a way for me to express how I feel about you, whether it's buying you dinner or spending time with you or having sex, I-I want to do it.”
“Have you ever heard of the term "high, dry, and suffering"?”
“Well, you know, I've never been like this with anybody before. So, in a lot of ways, it would be a first time for me, too.”
“Okay, I-I love you, but I don't think I can get married in a couple of weeks. We haven't even sent out invitations, and that takes a long time.”
“I'm not just anyone.”
“Mercedes, I gotta cut this short. My girlfriend, uh, just arrived.”
“Look, uh, I hope you don't think I'm copying you, but I also prayed about us. (…) But what's better than sex? Um... Horseback riding. Um... skydiving, probably. And hearing you sing.”
“Look, I-I don't need to think about this any more. I... you know, I've said this before, but this time, I really mean it. I can... live without sex. But I can't live without you.”
“Well, it's like me and Mercedes, you know? Something's important, you can't let sex get in the way of it.”
“This is suede.”
“Mercedes, look, I... I want to marry you eventually, when we're ready, and I want to have a family with a house and a yard and kids and stuff.”
“My, uh, girlfriend and I... we're waiting till we get married.”
“We love each other. Look, guys, I'm committed to Mercedes, okay? She's the one. I'm not gonna screw it up.”
“I love my girlfriend.”
“I just have this feeling that we're meant to be together.”
“Just know that... whoever I'm with or whatever I'm doing, I'd rather be doing it with you.”
