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respect the vision of these tags but a curb (segment of raised sidewalk) is not a type of animal 🚫🚫🚫🚫

i’m being contacted by paladins to get me to vote

this or nothing

Responding with visible exhaustion as the tech entrepreneur mentioned yet another of what he considered must-play titles, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly nodded vacantly Friday after Elon Musk rattled off his 10th consecutive video game recommendation. “Uh-huh, so I should try, what was it again, Elon? Elden Ring? No, I haven’t even heard of that one,” said a depleted Trump, who merely added “absolutely, they’re all fantastic” when Musk asked him if he thought he would rather play as a spellcaster or bandit, and who then sighed and stared into the middle distance. Full Story

2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

Im honesly just done with the gay life since other then the sex its nit realy me yes i do like to get sexualy junked up by a juiced hunk but i feel like im sup9sed to adhear to then culture do act like im someone im not when everyody else in the baltamore scene is a broke busted bi5ch with no style or fashon sense i spend so much time dolling myself up just to get sexed up by a gross guy with no hobies other then childish shit like fcking playing ZELDA all day btw they are always airees fuck aires men for realllll but it is evidant that i dont fit in to the gay comunity at all its just not me im forced 2 fit the sterotypes when the real me just wants to queen out with my girlies talking shit and drinking tinis chilling out watching drag shows on netflix and making tixtocs none of this other shit but other then getting manhandled so good by teunks every night from erotic sex i think i might never of been gay to begin eith

tagging pictures of skinny people as #body horror

Hi speaking of medical literacy for trans people, transfems pls check out the website Transfeminine Science, especially their introductory article on feminizing HRT

Non-transfems can reblog this as well btw

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

this part is really getting me. you think fucking homeowner's associations exist because of the power of Getting a Buncha People Together, a nd not like, the fact that being a fucking landowner is a prerequisite, so these are political groups with vast amounts of monetary and legal power? you think its because of Vibes and not because of like, the extremely long history of very purposeful and organized attempts at keeping neighborhoods White Only? you think the Bourgeoise Neighborhood Council has power and sway for any other fucking reason than "THEY'RE ALL BOURGEOISE LAND OWNERS WITH MONEY AND LAWYERS"?????????

I think what really galls me in this kind of comparison is how much it condemns by its omission and ignorance the long histories of the poor and the brown and the queer and the variously oppressed who have organised before, by pretending that their enemies are the same as them and their losses were just a matter of not vibing hard enough. Like it has to be contempt right? to genuinely believe that all the poors in the past didn't try as hard enough as the losers at the HOA.

I hope Trump emotionally abuses Elon Musk regularly at least

july 12, 2022