#m*ting plug – @tawneybel on Tumblr

Request: “Being Spider-Woman & Venom Having a Thing For You Would Include...” Man, I feel like a Spider-Newb. I guess what I wrote is sort of compliant to some canon Venom media.

Being Spider-Woman and Venom having a thing for you would involve…

Him gushing over how rad you are to Eddie, who asks Venom if he wants you to be his host instead. No, the symbiote scoffs, you look amazing enough in your skintight suit. Further along the conversation, Venom ponders what you’d look like under it.
Becoming a total fanboy. Against Eddie’s wishes, Venom decides to display the Spider insignia on his chest. He also tries to convince Eddie to get an interview with you. Other journalists say you’re friendly enough.
The smitten alien not just reading news articles about you. He also starts researching spiders. This includes mat!ng habits. Will he have to plug your vag!na up when he’s done to discourage other males?
Eddie: “Hey, wait. We are not breaking my d!ck off.”
“We should feed her beforehand.” “Do you seriously think she eats people?” “Of course not. If she’s as arachnidian as I’m thinking, she’s hemophagic.” “...” “Watching documentaries is teaching me valuable lessons about Earth’s wildlife, Eddie.”
It might last less than a minute, but Venom sincerely wants to br33d you for four hours straight if possible.
“Maybe we should eat first.” “Oh, so you want to go out on a date before you take her back to my place?” “...I kind of want to do it in a web, Eddie.”
Venom wondering if Spider-Man will get jealous. Eddie starts to assure his host that Spider-Man is based on the East Coast then realizes he’s starting to sound like he condones the symbiote’s crush.