Get Stuffed: Chapter 1
Note: “The killer John Carver aka Eric Newlon from thanksgiving movie 2023 is a DILF. Do some x readers of him whenever you get the time to see the movie.” Also posted on AO3. There’s bad dark humor and mention of male anal.
Imagine Sheriff Newlon kidnapping you, but not because he’s out for revenge.
So the Carver’s a cat person, you thought, after just missing your neighbor’s murder. The killer patted Dewey, who nonchalantly ate dry food, while Manny’s body lay a couple yards away, open neck spewing blood all over the floor.
Out of habit, you’d immediately locked the door behind you. With a murderer on the loose, it had seemed like a safe choice. As a security guard, Manny would have approved. As a corpse, Manny would remain unmoved. And have to settle for being the most useless warning ever.
John Carver straightened up. You readied the spare key in your fist, behind your back. He could probably guess what you were doing, but he hadn’t rushed you yet. Lizzie McMullan’s lower half had been displayed way up on the RightMart sign. Manny was headless. The killer was clearly determined and seemed to have a game plan. You were a surprise. And you could be a bombshell.
“Didn’t anyone tell you Americans don’t celebrate Guy Fawkes Day?”
A chuckle escaped from beneath the mask. Nobody moved. Except Dewey, who had almost finished dinner.
“Where’s the head?”
The Carver indicated a black bag on the table. Out of reflex, you looked. Gave him an opening.
You felt the prick on your neckline before locking eyes. Or trying to, because John Carver was blatantly ogling your breast. Or maybe just the dart sticking out right above your girls. Hopefully.
Then he rushed you, to catch your bountiful form before it slumped to the floor.
Violence, Sexual themes