Tawns of Fun

Note: Weird character imagines, yass.

Imagine exploiting Oogie Boogie’s leg kink.

Note: I have never played poker. 

Imagine playing strip poker with Oogie Boogie. 

Imagine finding out Oogie Boogie is your admirer. 

You were not expecting a bug-filled potato sack, but that may have been because you weren’t from Halloween Town. 

First, you wondered if the red-inked love letters were made from carmine. And if the records he sent you were made of shellac. The whole situation may have been a bit too insectile. The Oogie Boogie Man seemed to read your mind. He patted his temples, sending his creepy crawlies scurrying away. 

You averted your eyes from their scurrying and slithering from his eye sockets. When you looked back, he didn’t look deflated, so you wondered whether he had other stuffing. 

“Well, well, well. What have we here?”

His voice made blood heat up your cheeks. You weren’t quite sure what sex(ual act) you could do with such a creature, but at the least he could dirty talk.

Imagine giving Bughuul some love.

You found it hard to believe a… deity? Boogeyman?

A whatever, you thought, gazing fondly into his shadowed eye sockets. It was hard to believe he had no cult. Where were the schoolchildren whispering his name at sleepovers? Well, the way you’d been letting him raw dog you, you’d have enough kids to fill a classroom. Not all at once, though, you assumed, fiddling with the camera.

Bughuul assured you Super 8 wasn’t just for snuff. It’d make your sex-tape look classy, you assumed.

He took the camera off your hands. You laid on your back and waited for him to pan down before slipping fingers into your own warmth. Then you spread yourself for Bughuul. Fore-play with the entity was great, but unnecessary this time. You could actually feel fluid running down your thighs. By the time you got down to it, the camera had been foisted upon the father of the latest family.

To the poor guy’s credit, he wasn’t shaking. Or trying to pleasure himself, despite an obvious erection.

Bughuul quickly recaptured your attention by dragging his own down your vulva, before inserting himself with a grunt into your spread folds.

Note: Ten favorite monsters, part one. Not a top ten list, because it’s hard choosing the best from this collection of lovelies. They’re not on here because of sexy reasons, but because they’re rad as hell. But I would totally bang the Kanima, let’s be real. 

Inspired by @ariana-maryse’s list: TOP 10 (NON-HUMAN) HOTTEST CHARACTERS FOR MAY. Narrowing down a list of hottest non-human characters would be too daunting for me. XD Or I already included them on my general top ten sexiest lists. 

1. Mock Turtle from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

I just like word play and impossible hybrids, not veal. While the Mock Turtle sadly did not appear in the Disney movie, he and the Gryphon were in a Jell-O commercial. I also don’t like gelatin. ._.

2-4. sandworms 

5. Menos Grande from Bleach

If we were going over Hollow designs, we’d be here all day. Regarding the Arrancar, Aaroniero and Neliel are my favorites design-wise. Kubo gave the Big Minuses a bunch of not too subtle details that make them pop out more than what you’d expect from a Grim Reapery spirit design.

6. Chiropterans from Blood+

Such a unique take on vampires. It’s like the creators remembered human beings are primates and made their bat people accordingly. That’s not to say Chiropterans don’t have their suave moments, though.

7. Charlotte from Puella Magi Madoka Magica

The witch world had some of my favorite aesthetics in any anime ever. And the witches themselves have some of the best monster designs. Basically, I love any subverted innocence-type thing. Think Charlotte would look at home in some saccharine children’s story? THINK AGAIN.

8. Bogeyman from Martin Mystery

Arboreal and drags naughty children into his bog dimension through a portal bordered by larvae.

9. Kanima from Teen Wolf

This is actually one of the sexiest monster concepts, probably. The whole master thing, Colton Haynes, corruption, transformation k!nk fuel, TAIL, etc.

10. Blue Meanies from Yellow Submarine

Apple Bonkers, Butterfly Stompers, Countdown Clowns, Dreadful Flying Glove, etc.! Don’t make me choose!

Note: Does Bawabawa count as a worm? Or is he a snake? Also, I’m (re)reading The Annotated Alice. I think I’d get more out of it if I knew how to play chess. 🤔