Tawns of Fun

Imagine Zeltrax trying to mortify you by bringing up the time you met Fossilador. 

“What? You don’t think I can handle another round with the Tyrannodrones?” 

“I will take you myself.”

Imagine Zeltrax letting you borrow Deadwood.

You heard nobody had bothered to release Devin after the demonstration. When you went to help him, you were in for a surprise. Instead of your dorky classmate, there was Zeltrax. Duking it out with Elsa. To your amazement, the tree metamorphosed into a monster.

Maybe it ate Devin?

If you turned your head slightly, you would have seen him hiding behind another tree. Unlike you, who were standing out in the open. Rooted to the ground in your admiration of Deadwood.

***

“I am at your command!”

The voice came from within the countenance, which looked frozen in a wail. His bark twisted beautifully. His eyes looked like dimly lit green lights. Instead of a face, his head was covered by a vertical oval made of the same material.

“How am I supposed to...?”

You made a crude gesture. Zeltrax laughed. Tendrils began to emerge from Deadwood’s hollow. One giant hand made a come-hither motion.

“Can you make me gape like that maw?” you asked in disbelief, taking a step forward.

Why does Tumblr keep eating my asks?! Good thing I started taking screenshots.

I would have watched the show regularly if the villains were as scary as 2017 movie Rita. Or if the male villains were noticeably handsome men in badass armor or themed, go-to-hell B/D/S/M apparel.

(Looking at the wiki, Zeltrax hits like, at least five of my k!nks though, lol.)