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Someone tagged me in this last week but I can’t remember who and it’d be a pain combing through notes. Sorry. ;_; I’ll just let anyone who wants to do this, do it. I know some people don’t want to be tagged by a N*SFW blog. XD Learning facts about people is fun. 

1. I recently learned the term “deely bobber.”

2. I just finished Twin Peaks and I want mooore. Laura Palmer’s diary, Fire Walk with Me, The Return, etc.

3. Order of Chromatica tracks from fave to least fave:

💗“Sine from Above” ft. Elton John

💗“911”

💗“Sour Candy” ft. Blackpink

💗“Rain on Me” ft. Ariana Grande

💗“Alice”

💗“Stupid Love”

💗“Replay”

💗“Enigma”

💗“Fun Tonight”

💗“Plastic Doll”

💗“Free Woman”

💗“Love Me Right”

💗“Babylon”

💗“Chromatica III”

💗“Chromatica II”

💗“Chromatica I”

Note: Sexiest live-action characters, part twelve. Definitely making more themed lists soon. 

10. Eddie Kaspbrak (James Ransone) from It Chapter Two 

Sure, he doesn’t dance or shapeshift, but his diet is child-free. 

9. Scott Evil (Seth Green) from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 

I want a Scott virbot (?). With silver b00ty shorts and boots. 

8. Ichabod Crane (Johnny Depp) from Sleepy Hollow 

Gothic weenie. 

7. Benjamin (Rami Malek) from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 

They saved the cutest vampire for the last film. 

6. Reece, Tiger, and Pat (Joe Cole, Callum Turner, and Anton Yelchin) from Green Room 

Anti-Nazi punks, f/u/c/k me! 

5. Ego (Kurt Russell) from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 

A shapeshifter whose modus operandi is to impregnate. 

4. Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) from Twin Peaks 

MacLachlan is to Lynch what Depp is to Burton. It rocks. 

3. Dick Grayson (Chris O’Donnell) from Batman & Robin 

I remember watching part of Batman Forever on TV when I was young. Too young to appreciate Robin. But I had a crush on Pick Boy from U-Pick Live, which prepared me for this day. 

2. Shane (Tyler Posey) from Scream: Resurrection 

If he digs goth chicks and horror movies, then I already have an in. Disappointing he wasn’t Ghostface, though.

1. Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) from Captain America: Civil War 

Look at the screenshot. Which is actually from Winter Soldier but I already used that movie. LOOK AT IT.

Note: Previous list. There needs to be more cute androids, not just gynoids. Also, Scott and I could be matchy-matchy with our black nailpolish. 

It takes a lot of balls to sing that Dead Kennedys song in a white national/ist venue. The Ain’t Rights are Ain’t-Nazi.

“Mommy, Daddy, They Shot My Clown!”

Haven’t done a personal post in a while. I realized I never talked about season two of Supernatural. Which I watched way back in November. I’ve been watching Twin Peaks and I’m looking forward to The 100’s seventh season.

In My Time of Dying

Fredric Lahne’s character. Did I ever mention how much I love male possession? 

Everybody Loves a Clown

Post title comes from this ep. Growing up, I was never coulrophobic because I had this stuffed clown-accordion hybrid toy. His name was Clownyboy and he played “This Old Man.” I got him in a box somewhere but I found a picture of the same toy on eBay. 

Evan’s dad said, “Don’t be afraid of clowns. They’re nice, they’re your friends.” I wish that was universally true! The clown is a shapeshifter and I’m a fan of that. Also, on the carnival theme, no two funhouses look exactly alike. At least in movies and shows I’ve seen. 

This blog hit 1,000 followers!

Last week. ^_^ Happy Good Friday. Here’s a fill-out meme. Wondering if I should do a proper about page.

Name: Tawney

Star sign: Libra

Average hours of sleep: Four and a half to seven hours on an average weeknight, up to twelve hours on weekends or days I have off. XD

Lucky number(s): Don’t really have any.

Favorite fictional character(s): Well, my actual favorite characters are Deandra (MPGIS), Lumpy Space Princess, and the cast of PBS Arthur. ._. But I’ll just list some of my husbands—Brian (Brain Damage), Stavo Acosta, Dale Cooper, Will Graham, Scott McCall, Lucas Moreno, John Murphy, Jesse Walsh.

Current attire: Fitted black and red violet striped sweater, black leggings, black ankle socks, black under/wear.

When did you start this account?: Right before Tumblr went prude, because Tumblr was about to be a prude. -_-

Number of followers: 1,023

What do you post?: Reader-insert smut featuring horror movie characters, monsters, villains, etc.

Blogs: thedinnertawbel (side rebloggy blog), tawneybelvedere (old account)

Do you get a lot of notes?: So-so. Usually about 130 over three days.

Why did you choose this URL?: Nickname.