Welp. I'm into The Boys. And The Deep is an *asshole* but damn he's kinda...I want to fuck The Deep and its all your fault Tawney. -💜
The Deep is an awful person. But he also has gills and is played by an actor from The Covenant.
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Welp. I'm into The Boys. And The Deep is an *asshole* but damn he's kinda...I want to fuck The Deep and its all your fault Tawney. -💜
The Deep is an awful person. But he also has gills and is played by an actor from The Covenant.
Imagine after putting your toddler to sleep, you head to your own bedroom for “alone time.” Chase Collins is lying in your bed. “You’re here! I was starting to think you’d never come.”
He apologizes for staying in hiding for so long, but after the whole ordeal with the other Sons of Ipswich, well, you understand, don’t you? Now Chase wants to know more about your child. But he uses the word “our.”
Your old beau seems to think you’re joking when you admit that you didn’t really consider him the fatherly type. Chase doesn’t sit up, just shoots you a lazy smile.
“What? Of course I’m staying. I need to protect the mother of my children, right?”
“...‘Protect?’ Wait, ‘childre-?’”
The warlock sits up then, silencing you by training a finger on your lips. Still pointing, Chase lowers his aim and you feel your c/l/i/t start to throb.
"(Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Lily, Harry Warden, Evan *Coffin Rock*, Kai Anderson, Chase Collins, Jareth) finding out not only do they have a child with you, but you haven't told them anything about their other parent." Separate, please. Feel free to add anyone elss you wish.
Good prompt. Not sure how that’d work with Lily, but I’ll think of something.
Imagine dating Chase. You suspect something’s off so you start discreetly following him. And overhear something you shouldn’t have.
“So, tomorrow night, the barn. Where it all started. A birthday party, just you and me.” You began to plug your ears, then decide it’s better to have all the facts before- Oh no, he just kissed Caleb. You decide to confront him where he’s supposedly going to further cheat on you.
Obliviously, your boyfriend turning out to be a warlock was not expected. But you’re more relieved than you should be that Chase is f*cking Caleb up instead of f*cking him.
“Hey, I’m the only one you’re supposed to be shooting sticky stuff at…”
"Imagine catching the attention of (one of or all of the) Sons of Ipwich"
*chants* Wizard g*ng bang! Wizard gang b*ng! Or something like that. I’ll do more Covenant imagines, anyway.
Note: Top ten sexiest characters, part six. ‘Cause this blog passed one hundred followers. 🎉 Don’t take anything I post too seriously.
10. Roach (Sean Whalen) from The People under the Stairs
Sure, Roach’s tongue got removed so ✌🏻👅 won’t happen but I’m sure if you gave him a manicure...
9. Frankie Dalton (Michael Dorman) from Daybreakers
When asked why he liked being a vampire, he replied, “I’m good at this. I was never very good at being human.”
8. Jason Scott (Dacre Montgomery) from Power Rangers
Goldar almost got this spot but Goldar doesn’t wear booty-defining armor. Booty-defining armor that’s hard to get a screenshot of.
7. Valerian (Dane DeHaan) from Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Every time he talks it sounds like a dumb jock impression and he and Laureline have zero romantic chemistry. Still cute, though.
6. Dante Belasco (Al Santos) from Jeepers Creepers 2
It’s long been established I love monster transformations. I guess absorption can do it, too. Organ theft kink...?
5. Finnick Odair (Sam Claflin) from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Not quite the pretty boy of the book but still spouse material.
4. R.J. (James Morosini) from American Horror Story: Cult
R.J. dresses up like a clown while m*sturbating as an intimidation tactic. That’s hot. For some reason.
3. Chase Collins (Sebastian Stan) from The Covenant
Would you rather have him for yourself or watch him make another character his wi-otch? Yes.
2. Gustavo Acosta (Santiago Segura) from Scream
Creepy-sexy, flirty, gory comic book artist.
1. Quentin Smith (Kyle Gallner) from A Nightmare on Elm Street
If they made him the main character and added cool dream sequences like in the original, then this movie wouldn’t have flopped. We could have had sequels. More of the cutest scream king ever. Mayhaps in a speedo.
Note: Previous part. Sorry Brahms, Roach is creepy wall-dwelling bae. I want Stavo to come back to Scream so he can interact with Tyler Posey’s character.