HAPPY TWO DAYS AFTER EQUINOX

Song of the day: “Fell in Love with a Ghost” by Gvllow.

About half-way done with Ryan (Dead Island) request. I’ve never been a gamer, and even prefer movie adaptations, but there are a lot of characters that check off boxes. Rewarched Scream 3 for Roman request. More Ghostface in the future probably… Even though I have to write a lot for work, I feel out of practice fic-wise.

October’s going to be super busy work-wise, but I have been and am going to a bunch of festivals and stuff. ^_^ Though my polish melted at the last outdoor event. Wool got stuck to my nails, ew. First time that’s ever happened. When it gets less sunny I might actually start wearing makeup again.

And this Halloween I might get to do a group costume! Which are usually so hard to coordinate beyond, like, two other people. And/or my dog.

Hmm… really been into Batman stuff lately. Slowly getting back into Gotham after Caped Crusader. Introduced the latter to coworkers and watched it twice.

I like how this Penguin is a crime boss mom. And her boat has a hat. Clayface is officially hottest member of the rogue gallery. In CC and The Animated Series. I love how Harley Quinn’s doing her own thing, sans Joker. Even though she’s very obviously forcing her kinks on others. XD First (?) introduction to Jim Craddock. I don’t remember him in Justice League: Unlimited at all lol. He’s interesting, but would probably mug me. :(

Natalia is great goth representation. I was more emo/scene kid lite, but the other alt girls were exactly like that:

Batman: Caped Crusader has pretty much the same vibe as BTAS. I felt like a fake fan for not watching it until now. Even though I liked Justice League and The Batman. (The latter had its twentieth anniversary this month.) I’m super excited for Joker: Folie à Deux. Morally complicated clownery plus Lady Gaga, yess.

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Content Label: Mature: Violence

2022 Movie Ranking

Note: 2021 Movie Ranking. As usual, this list is HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE. Still want to catch Skinamarink, Barbarian, Wakanda Forever, The House, and Pinocchio.

Nope: Like Get Out and Us, this was incredibly disturbing but so good. Not sure if I ever want to watch Nope again because characters being eaten alive—eaten alive whole—terrifies me. Anyway, Peele's phenomenal at social commentary. Here, animal exploitation.
Wendell & Wild: So many elements I love! Settings are a funfair-themed afterlife and boarding school. Faustian deals! Diverse character designs. Anti-prison privatization, pro-rehabilation. So the edgy-on-purpose Kat is actually punk. Henry Selick and Jordan Peele plus Key are the dream team!
Turning Red: I am so, so thankful for Shi and co. It's a cute movie all around, but normalizing periods made me adore it. My family was and is always honest about puberty, but many others' aren't. (And no one told me about PCOS.) TR is groundbreaking.
Scream: "No one has made a great Stab movie since the first one." My fave self-aware slasher franchise. And this one tackles one of my biggest pet peeves: fandom entitlement. Also, Kyle Gallner playing a sleazebag for once. 💚
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
Men: Verdant folk horror about various flavors of misogyny. If I was still in school, I'd write a paper on it.
The Batman: THIS is how you do dark Batman. My favorite version of the Riddler since Batman Forever. (Sorry, Cory Michael Smith.) Riddler acts like he's helping the downtrodden, but the mentally ill are a marginalized group, too. Arthur Fleck knows that. I like how Joker and this are morally complex and the villains have in-film fanbases. Also, Edward ironically crushing on Batman, while despising Bruce. Aw.
The Munsters: The best Rob Zombie flick. I used to say he should stick to music. Now I think he should stick to music and PG-rated romanctic comedy. It's clear Zombie is an aficionado of Universal and other monster movies. It basically is exactly what it set out to be.
Halloween Ends: Anyone who says this "ruined" the franchise hasn't watched all the movies. Giving Michael a fanboy/protégée was a cool idea to explore. And interesting use of irony with the whole falling and dropping.
Smile: If you're into the predetermined death-curse genre, give it a watch.
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Bodies/Bodies/Bodies: Movie that makes fun of classist vapidity... Gen Z style. The characters are petty and self-absorbed. Their allyship is performative and it will give viewers secondhand embarrassment. On purpose.
Death on the Nile: An adaptation of the secondest Christie book I read. (First being The Pale Horse.) While it wasn't really my thing, I totally thought Misses Van Schuyler and Bowers were sapphic in the novel, so it was nice to see that confirmed here.
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story: Nothing against Weird Al. Just not my type of humor.

Content Label: Mature

Violence

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Imagine being a member of the Mitchells’ custodial staff and mistaking the Riddler for…

“…a gimp? Of course Don’s not satisfied with what he already has,” you mumbled.

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I’m so feral for him omg.

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His mask in The Batman doesn’t actually do much for me, but his face and personality...!

He’d wear these to impress me and Batman, but it’d only work on me.

#reblog #arianadevareux #imagine #Riddler #the Riddler #Edward Nashton #Batman #DC #The Batman #The Batman 2022 #S&M #BDSM #BSDM.#Bruce Wayne

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Imagine being a member of the Mitchells’ custodial staff and mistaking the Riddler for…

“…a gimp? Of course Don’s not satisfied with what he already has,” you mumbled.

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Imagine The Riddler trying to leave hints and clues about his crimes via tape and/or video recordings, but nobody can understand what he’s saying because he’s wearing a gimp mask.

“Okay…” said Commissioner Gordon, waving his hands to silence his fellow officers, “So we know that Nigma has hostages…”

A few of the officers nodded, while others jotted down notes.

“But… Can anyone figure out how lemmings drinking smoothies have anything to do with Ecuadorian penguins??”

Note: Some people think he’s called “The Diddler” because they misunderstood his first broadcast. His gimp mask didn’t help with that either.

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To be fair, Dano!Riddler seems like the kind of person who touches himself a lot. (I approve.)

He has a livestream. If only the Diddler thought to become a camboy and not a terrorist. Gotham would be better off.

#reblog #imagine #judge m0rt1s #Riddler #the Riddler #Edward Nashton #Batman #DC #The Batman #The Batman 2022 #S&M #BDSM #BDSM.#Jim Gordon #Edward Nigma #Edward Nygma #Paul Dano #masturbation #masturbation.#camboy

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Imagine being a member of the Mitchells’ custodial staff and mistaking the Riddler for…

“…a gimp? Of course Don’s not satisfied with what he already has,” you mumbled.

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Imagine, during his arrest, the Riddler asking you if he’s going to get a cavity search now or later.

Note: He was thinking it. Probably.

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Anonymous asked:

Are you down to do something with the riddler from the new Batman? He's such a little creep and I'd love to see what you'd make of him

I definitely plan on watching The Batman! That franchise has the best rogue gallery so I’m excited.

(Yesterday I actually started Gotham even though I have way too many other things to watch.)

#anon #ask #the Riddler #Riddler #The Batman #minors do not interact #The Batman 2022 #Batman #DC #Gotham #Gotham Fox

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Opened Requests and Prepping for MerMay

I have a couple more from my last to do list to post. Once I get a certain number of ones I like, maybe thirty, I’ll close them again. But definitely feel free to recommend any merman, sea monster, etc. characters. Also, working on an Adrian Griffin oneshot. Not sure when that’ll be finished.

Might try to read more comics. I got a request for Galactus, but I’ve never read/watched anything Fantastic Four. I was excited when I found out he appeared in Rise of the Silver Surfer, until I learned they just made him an evil cloud. Or he was hiding in the cloud?

For the past year or so I’ve been utilizing almond milk and oat milk a lot. (Another reason why Hawk is bae.) Also, nutritional yeast as of late. NOOCH. It’s good on popcorn, avocado toast, and eggs.

I’m not going dairy-free, I’m just trying to avoid too much animal fat. My cholesterol isn’t even high. But I don’t ever want it to be. Because I like eggs and pizza a lot.

Anyway, I’m planning on watching Halloween Kills next week before I jump into 2022 cinema. Looking forward to The Batman, Black Phone, Death on the Nile, Halloween Ends, The House, Nope, Salem’s Lot, and Scream.