#tate langdon – @tawneybel on Tumblr

Imagine Tate stalking you and watching you masturbate. He thinks you need some new shlick material. Too bad Constance threw out his kink mags long ago. He would have left them somewhere for you to find...

Well, he’ll just have to gradually corrupt you himself, then.

tawneybel

Anonymous asked:

Why not both (rough sex AND corruption)?

👍🏻

tawneybel

Anonymous asked:

"Imagine (Green Goblin *Raimi and Webb*/The Other/Michael Myers/Theo Raeken/Freddy Krueger/Harry Warden/Michael Langdon/Tate Langdon/Charles Brady) absolutely ruining a sweet, virginal girl."

By “absolutely ruining” do you mean rough sex, corruption, or both?

tawneybel

thecourtofgraywaves asked:

I don't know if you know this, but my relationship with American Horror Story is love-hate. Emphasis on the hate. What started out as my attempt at spiting people who wanted more "fun" comic book movies snowballed. Badly. But mostly it's directed at just Murder House and Apocalypse. Because, apparently, they're better than Beetlejuice and The Day After/Threads because "modern." Plus all the Twilight hypocrisy.

My opinions on each season of American Horror Story.

Murder House: If this had been the first season I saw, I wouldn’t have bothered with the next one.
Asylum: Good.
Coven: This is the first season I watched completely and it ties with Freak Show for my fave. (Franken)Kyle is AHS bae. I just like witchcraft media a lot.
Freak Show: “Monsters among Us” was the first AHS episode I saw but it... freaked me out a lot so I ended up watching the previous season. (Which turned out to be about equally disturbing.) Dat aesthetic, dat portrayal of discrimination against deformed people, dat music.
Hotel: Even Lady Gaga couldn’t save this season. It had some good points, though.
Roanoke: Least fave. I thought we’d moved beyond haunted house?
Cult: Really good. The lack of a supernatural element actually helped. Despite the fact this was more *real* than the previous seasons, it’s not as disturbing.
Apocalypse: I was excited to hear that Coven was getting a continuation but I wasn’t happy it was a crossover with Murder House. While the time travel was a total cop out, I’m glad the witches are okay. The writing in general wasn’t very good. Where was Kyle?! They can bring back Tate but not my precious necromanced boy?!

#xiaolinweretiger #ask #AHS #American Horror Story #Kyle Spencer #minors do not interact #Lady Gaga #Tate Langdon #The Day after #Threads #Twilight Saga

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thecourtofgraywaves asked:

You heard of "Tate Langdon vs. Freddy Krueger." Now, get ready for: Rory Monahan as the sweet dad of the normal twin.

Or imagine having triplets via superfecundation. Like, she manages to do it with all three of them within a short time period.

They’d probably be able to tell which one is Freddy’s. But depending on what the mom looks like, trying to tell which baby is Tate or Rory’s could be difficult.

“How many fallopian tubes or ovaries do you have?!”

Or the Peters babies could be identical, because just Tate or Rory is the dad.

I just really like impreg.

#xiaolinweretiger #ask #Tate Langdon #Freddy Krueger #Rory Monahan #minors do not interact #AHS #American Horror Story #Nightmare on Elm Street #impr*gnation #superfecundation

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thecourtofgraywaves asked:

And the "lust triangle" in my crossover where the girl has a "choice" between the dream haunting serial killer who, at best, would keep her around as a s*x toy and the teenage psychopath.

She should try out both.

#xiaolinweretiger #ask #Freddy Krueger #Tate Langdon #Nightmare on Elm Street #minors do not interact #d*bcon #AHS

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thecourtofgraywaves asked:

The Prime Time story also inspired another adventure o' mine that doubles as an AU of/Crossover with Murder House: A gaggle of dysfunctional teenagers at Westin Hills, including the psychotic (living) Tate Langdon and a rather oversexed young woman, square off with Freddy Krueger.

Wow, I think I’ve only been told my stories have inspired dreams before. 🤗 I wish your oversexed young woman many good dickens.

Now I’m curious about how Tate would tell Freddy to eff off.

#xiaolinweretiger #ask #Nightmare on Elm Street #AHS #American Horror Story #minors do not interact #Tate Langdon