These are just guys who would probably make better fathers than, uh... the majority of characters I’m attracted to. 

3 Fun Facts Tag Game

if you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not. let’s get to know the person behind the blog. (you don’t have to if you don’t want to, of course). hope you’re ok :)

@bloodlust-foryou​ tagged me. Thank you! I like learning fun facts about people! I’m not going to tag anyone, but if you see this feel free to do it!

1. I’m a really picky eater but people think I’m not because I really like vegetables and non-sweet fruits.

2. Each knocker* is so far apart, you can see an entire nipple in profile. Cleavage game weak, sideboob game strong. 

3. This is my Captain America mousepad from Soynutts whom I also follow on Twitter and I love it lots and lots. (It’s thicker in person. ❤️🤍💙)

*If we pluralize “knocker” it won’t show up in results??

Note: Sexiest live-action characters, part twelve. Definitely making more themed lists soon. 

10. Eddie Kaspbrak (James Ransone) from It Chapter Two 

Sure, he doesn’t dance or shapeshift, but his diet is child-free. 

9. Scott Evil (Seth Green) from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 

I want a Scott virbot (?). With silver b00ty shorts and boots. 

8. Ichabod Crane (Johnny Depp) from Sleepy Hollow 

Gothic weenie. 

7. Benjamin (Rami Malek) from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 

They saved the cutest vampire for the last film. 

6. Reece, Tiger, and Pat (Joe Cole, Callum Turner, and Anton Yelchin) from Green Room 

Anti-Nazi punks, f/u/c/k me! 

5. Ego (Kurt Russell) from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 

A shapeshifter whose modus operandi is to impregnate. 

4. Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) from Twin Peaks 

MacLachlan is to Lynch what Depp is to Burton. It rocks. 

3. Dick Grayson (Chris O’Donnell) from Batman & Robin 

I remember watching part of Batman Forever on TV when I was young. Too young to appreciate Robin. But I had a crush on Pick Boy from U-Pick Live, which prepared me for this day. 

2. Shane (Tyler Posey) from Scream: Resurrection 

If he digs goth chicks and horror movies, then I already have an in. Disappointing he wasn’t Ghostface, though.

1. Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) from Captain America: Civil War 

Look at the screenshot. Which is actually from Winter Soldier but I already used that movie. LOOK AT IT.

Note: Previous list. There needs to be more cute androids, not just gynoids. Also, Scott and I could be matchy-matchy with our black nailpolish. 

It takes a lot of balls to sing that Dead Kennedys song in a white national/ist venue. The Ain’t Rights are Ain’t-Nazi.

Imagine Brock being given orders that you’re not to be touched below the waist, because Hydra wants to breed you with the Winter Soldier. Until then, your handler’s going to put your mouth to good use. Maybe after you’re knocked up, he’ll get to raw you.

Imagine Brock revealing what really happened when you were being held by Hydra, what you never told Steve. Namely, the time you had a three/some with the Winter Soldier.

“You said there were no prisoners in Hydra.”

“She didn’t want to leave. Your Bucky and your ______ both liked it. They came. ______... three times.”