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Tawns of Fun

@tawneybel / tawneybel.tumblr.com

♥️REQUESTS CLOSED WHILE I PLAY CATCH UP. (Be free to send asks about headcanons or whatever in the mean time, though.)♥️
Reader-insert horror imagine smut. Not spoiler-free. Make sure to blocklist any tags that make you uncomfortable. Personal tag is “Tawney talks”.
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Anonymous asked:

So you think you could do a male reader fucking a female zombie I haven't seen anyone do a male reader just raw dogging a female zombie just post apocalyptic also phone died so can't watch porn so male reader has got to improvise somehow

My to write list is kinda long, so have these undead cinematic ladies to think about in the mean time.

  • Mia Allen from Evil Dead
  • Ellie from Evil Dead Rise
  • Madeline Ashton and Helen Sharp from Death Becomes Her (the least zombie-ish but still)
  • Rachel Creed from Pet Sematary
  • Rain Ocampo from Resident Evil
  • Trash from Return of of the Living Dead
  • Julie Walker from Return of the Living Dead 3 (I haven’t actually seen this—she just seems well liked)
  • Barbara from Shaun of the Dead
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Note: “Imagine how greedy Ross Humboldt gets over your body when he can tell you’re pregnant with multiples.” Contains sex pollen, too.

It was late by less than two weeks. How Mr. Humboldt knew he was a father again was beyond you. Eight days. A week and a day since he’d successfully inseminated you. Which Ross claimed would result in “a whole brood of ______-Humboldts!” 

A father again and again and… 

The lush grassland wanted to share its fecundity with its guests. Or subjects. Whatever it deemed you two. You weren’t a member of the Church of the Black Rock. Ross was. Initially, you didn’t like calling him by his first name. Who would, in your circumstances? Pretending he was still married to Natalie didn’t help. (You’d tried.) “Till death do we part” and all that. A normal union whose vows might not apply to Ross’s new marriage. 

“I haven’t even taken a test.” 

“But you are,” Ross insisted with a smile. Ignoring the ridiculousness of your statement. There were no pharmacies out here. 

Dodging his caresses wasn’t an option now. 

Not that you wanted to. There wasn’t much else to do. A bag of books to fight ennui. Some convenience store fare. Your leash was shorter than ever after the escape. Which had been too easy. Ross slept like the dead after screwing. Maybe the Tall Grass thought it tamed you. Or it liked to tease. A yawning path tempted you out of the maze. The church remained fixed even as you jumped up one, two, three, four times. Heart thumping, you made a break for it. Thankful that with everything/-one lost, your keys remained pocketed. 

Find a station. No, not a police station. A gas station. Nobody rational will believe me. Becky, Cal, Tobin, Travis. All gone. Whether from the mortal plane or just the Grass, who knows? And what plane is the Tall Grass the entry for, anyway? Fairyland, limbo, some fresh hellscape? Okay, found a station. 

After that, you were on autopilot. Waking up in the passenger seat to Ross racing back down the way you came. “Racing” was a bit strong. Just going a bit above the speed limit. Nothing a typical suburban dad wouldn’t do on the way to a beguiling destination. 

“Picked up some groceries while you were out.”

It wasn’t stated like a question. You had one or a dozen, but swallowed your queries. The Tall Grass wasn’t so isolated. Not like Ross and me and babies makes one, two, three… It shouldn’t have been able to reach out that far. Pollen, maybe. Your new family was rooted here. The idea of rhizomes reaching out miles upon miles, seeking your footfalls… Because you had been barefoot. Shoes long lost to the Grass during Ross’s wooing. You hoped the convenience store clerk didn’t notice. She either hadn’t or was too polite to say anything. Too bad there hadn’t been a drive-through.    

“Good,” Ross continued, “you’re going to need all the nutrients you can get. Need to keep your strength up. For all the fucking.” 

A giggle bolted from your mouth. The sky was darkening but you spotted a Plymouth Fury. So you were entering the Tall Grass where you’d exited. For the last time, probably. 

“And the birthing, of course. I’ll help with that.” 

“Like you did with Becky?”

It just slipped out. Ross smoothly parked your vehicle. For a wild second, you imagined plowing through the vegetation. Mowing it down. Ripping open packs of snacks, scattering, and stomping on them. Their saltiness ensuring nothing green grew there ever again as you smooshed them into the ground. 

“Now, ______,” Ross chastised, rolling down your window. Like you needed fresh air. “I’m not a certified midwife, but we’re going to have help. I want our babies to be safe and healthy just as much as you do.”

His tone made you feel childish. Throwing a temper tantrum wasn’t going to help. Your face flushed further as he poked at your panties. 

“Look, all those hormones aren’t just making you wet. They’re also giving you nesting instincts.”

“They are?” you asked, snapping your eyes away from the Grass. The blades of which sought you out like sunlight. If it wasn’t dusk, you might have noticed the large clumps of pollen wafting through the air. If it wasn’t dusk, and Ross hadn’t been massaging you through your underwear. 

You shut your eyes and inhaled. 

“Let me do the errands in the future, okay?” 

“Ross, someone might see usssss.” Your plea quickly turned into a hiss of pleasure. He’d pulled aside the soaked cotton to reveal your warm cunt. His thumb teased your slit, making you try to push yourself onto it. Mr. Humboldt’s current favorite hole of yours leaked onto his hands. 

“We got a gusher!”

Your thighs tried to rub together, but your spouse quickly withdrew his thumb before prying apart both soft limbs. 

“Uh uh. Take your skirt off.”

You nodded, obediently unbuttoning. However, the skirt was actually part of a dress with a differently patterned top and bottom. As soon as Ross caught sight of your soon-to-be swollen breasts, the last thread of his restraint unraveled. 

“Fuck, I’m so greedy for your body.”

His face burrowed into your tits, supported by a front-fastening bra. Once unlocked, they sprang free, ready to get sucked by Ross for nine months straight. And afterwards. His hands stayed on your legs. Squeezing them tighter and tighter, till you cried out. Wanting to suckle each nipple, but unsure which to start on, he nuzzled the cleft of your breasts. 

“Twins mean double the milk. And quads-!”

He groaned, unable to resist your now yielding thighs. Or your puffy nips or the fact you had an unfilled gap hot and dripping. You hadn’t been penetrated for almost half a day, which was a problem. Unless asleep, Ross knew you needed at least a couple fingers inside your warm hole. Preferably a cock, though. He needed to be stretching you out for childbirth. Make it feel almost weird not to have something inside you. 

(The fact that’s not how vaginae worked wouldn’t occur until post-nut clarity. Ross was just that psyched for you to deliver quadruplets.) 

If your nethers got too sore, he’d love to sandwich himself between plump tits. Plumpening tits.

“Ross, take me inside the grass.”

Your husband complied, leading you by the waist. The tips of your nips hardened, reaching out for the Grass’s blades. Ross matched your smile as the greenery encased you both. Looking forward to ______’s birth canal getting plugged, overflowing with cum, bearing brood after brood after brood. You were spot on about the Tall Grass’s desire to share its fecundity. About making Mr. Humboldt’s length swell only at the thought of worshiping your arable body.

Letting you go had been a fun experiment. Ross would be in charge of grocery shopping from now on, though. It didn’t need you to touch the Rock. Not yet. Not with its pollen keeping you compliant and, more importantly, aroused.

The newlyweds were enjoying their stroll to the center of the contiguous United States. You absentmindedly fingered your coochie, prepping it for more breeding, while one of Ross’s hands slid up to work a nipple. 

Yeah, you were going to enjoy maternity. 

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*walks you out of the sun*

Song of the day:  “Destroy Everything You Touch” by Ladytron.

Working on Ross Humboldt request. Hopefully it’ll get posted this or next werk.

On season six of The Walking Dead. Never thought I’d love a piece of zombie media as much as I love this show. It’s not exactly rewatchable, but it’s so hard to resist binging. But some things bother me:

  • Where are the vultures? I guess there are no maggots wriggling inside the walkers because they’d just eat them. But all those corpses and no scavengers?? (╯**)╯︵ ┻━┻ I
  • Where’s the homemade armor? If I were in the zombie apocalypse, I would dress like after Tweedledum and Tweedledee decided to do battle.
  • Why is the walkers’ style so drab? Look up any screenshot of a walker herd/horde. I understand why production would want to avoid logos, but why bland everything? If I was ever zombified, my only hope is that I would be less generic than everyone else. Also, if they’re going to shoot me, I want Carl Grimes to take the shot. Because Carl will put me down clean.

Just started watching The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy to fill the Tuca & Berta-shaped hole in my heart. Horsejack Boman wasn't doing that.

So far Drs. Klak and Plowp are my faves. Keke Palmer was great in Scream: Resurrection and Nope, plus she’s talked about being a member of the PCOSisterhood.

Klak is relatable, but I decided to ween myself off Lexapro. As an anxiety med, it worked great for years. Until I got cavities from dry mouth despite drinking water all the time and avoiding added sugar. Plus it was getting harder and harder to fall asleep.

Now I’ve made great strides with my mental health. It’s sunny enough for me to comfortably go outside. I’m going to the gym once a week, not just walking my dog only in the evenings and avoiding sitting. (Reading while standing in place on break worried my coworkers for some reason.)

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St. Vee Day

Song of the day: “Cute Aggression” by Nicole Dollanganger. 

Hope everyone had a decent Valentine’s! I was supposed to go out on the 13th, because Shrove Tuesday, but the weather interrupted that plan. (At least I got Ferrero Rocher.) Lately I’ve been keeping track of local events so I can plan cute non-work outfits.

Blog-related goals: 

  • Post more longer imagines. 500+ words, like school essay length. 
  • Post more imagines for characters played by celebrity crushes. David Dastmalchian keeps accidentally popping up in movies I’m watching. The Boogeyman, Last Voyage of the Demeter, Dune rewatch… For some reason Piter didn’t stand out to me the first time?? (Probably because Leto Atreides. ) His matter of fact way of speaking is so attractive. 
  • More would involves and N/SFW alphabets? 
  • Just get through the inbox. XD
  • Post ranked 2023 movie list. It would have been posted back in January, but I keep watching new ones. 
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Imagine how greedy Ross Humboldt gets over your body when he can tell you're pregnant with multiples.

Yess, pregnant sex. It wasn’t enough for Ross to touch grass. He had to touch ass. And become more fertile than everyone else. 

(Off topic, but I actually read the novella a few months ago. If I was involved in the production of the film, at no point would I have tried to omit the hippie characters.)

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Imagine Lawson realizing he’s smitten while driving you around one night. 

The greaser pulled up to a stop sign. You were staring out the passenger window when he glanced at you. Lawson bit his lip before returning his eyes to the road. Then smirked. 

Your date was in such a good mood, the adjacent driver’s honking didn’t bother him. It wasn’t until the jeers started was he pulled from his daydream. 

He offered you an unopened bottle of beer. “______, gonna drink this?” 

“Oh, no thank you.” 

“Wanna toss this at ‘em?” 

“Just drive, Richie.” 

“Alright, babe,” he agreed, memorizing the license plate as the other car sped past you two. He and the guys could bust the asshole’s headlights or something later. No one catcalled his girl. 

Note: Robert Rusler also plays Grady from ANOES 2. 🖤

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shelbgrey

Love this, we need more sometimes they come back fics around here❤️

Thanks! We really do. Still unsure why evil and/or undead greaser isn’t a more popular character type. 

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Song of the day: “Mice Circus” from Coraline. ‘Cause I’m planning on rereading spooky books from my childhood this month.

Starting a new job soon, so sorry there was no imagine last week. Will try to post more before it starts. Including would involves. The 20th's my birthday, so I'm also getting ready for that.

I don’t eat red meat or know the different levels of steak, so the day before yesterday I ordered seared tuna on a kaiser roll. Medium-something. This was directly after reading the part in Stephen King’s Holly where the evil couple eat a kid’s brains. They also coerced their prisoners to eat raw liver. That is what I was thinking about during Sunday brunch. ಠ_ಠ

Except for dessert, which was a raspberry syrup-covered pastry which came free because it was a birthday brunch for a member of our party. We shared. :D

Went to a carnival the other week. Had a hand-rolled pretzel and root beer for the first time in a while. The pretzel was buttery and ever so vinegary. Root beer is one of my favorite drinks, but I only have it once a year.

There was a table with free books, so I got some. One of them was in the Anno’s Math Games series.

It’s like an illustrated version of my dog. :D

There’s also a chapter devoted to mazes.

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Note: Ten favorite monsters, part seven. Part six. To be clear, do to past confusion, these are not lists of monsters I’d bang. Adult-content creator =/= turned-on 24/7.  ._.  Sometimes I just like to talk about character design and review media I like.

I pretty much like every kind of dragon, from friendly to terrifying. If we’re going off of scary, my favorite’s maybe from The Mists of Avalon. A lot of my fave monsters are literary, but don’t have official art. :(

1. Cat in the Hat from The Cat in the Cat

The Cat in the Hat’s more enjoyable if you view it as demonic horror. There’s a lot of elements I like. Quirky architecture, jokes that go over kids’ heads, goofy magic companion, fun costumes. Yet it’s not a good movie, even by my standards. Audrey Geisel was so disgusted by it, any plans for future live-action adaptations of Theodor’s works were nixed.

I’m kind of glad TCITH was the bad live-action, early ‘00s Seuss movie instead of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Imagine how horrifying they could have made the Grinch.

2-4. “Girly girl” dragons

  • Barbie As Rapunzel: I have the Penelope plushie, whose design I actually prefer to the movie’s.
  • Dragon Tales: Before FIM Fluttershy, Cassie was THE shy pink and yellow creature. Dragon Land’s just one of various portal fantasy realms I wanted to visit so badly as a tot. Still do.  
  • Raya and the Last Dragon: People were way critical of Sisu’s design, calling it Elsa’s scalesona. Like Disney hasn’t reused/referenced old designs, jokingly or not. Not that their human(oid) designs are always unique… But Ghibli gets more leniency in that regard. (Haku’s a great dragon design, btw.)

5. the Moving Finger from Nightmares & Dreamscapes

Horror doesn’t have to be complicated to be effective.

6. Jean Jacket from Nope

Take elements of UFOlogy, meteorology, marine biology, and animal exploitation, then produce the most terrifying movie monster ever.

7. Stuff from The Stuff

Metaphor for frozen yogurt? Diet food craze?

8. Scary Lion from The Teletubbies

A good example of how audio can determine whether something is cute or terrifying. 

9. Wild Things from Where the Wild Things Are

One elementary art class, we got to make our own chimeric Wild Things. Wish I knew where mine was. They’re grotesque, like to party, and actually pretty wholesome.

10. subway station from The Wiz

The Wiz is an interesting localization of The (Wonderful) Wizard of Oz. Garland!Dorothy is taken from Kansas to a mostly unfamiliar fantastical land. (I say “mostly,” because some of the Ozians have Kansan counterparts.) Ross!Dorothy is taken from NYC to fantastical NYC.

Originally, I considered using the book Kalidahs ‘cause I love mix-’n’-match critters. Then I watched this scene. That and the Munchkins coming out of graffiti like ghosts out of chalk outlines was oneiric as fuck. Anyway, the station isn’t just a liminal space, but another architectural monster. The train itself never appears, but we see trash bins and columns advance on Dorothy and co. There’s seemingly non-automated gates and prehensile electrical wires. Also, that peddler with his growing marionettes…

Note: The pic for “The Moving Finger” is actually from the show Monsters, but I only found out it was adapted after deciding to include it. Nightmares & Dreamscapes has one of my favorite covers, even if it’s deceptive. No scarecrow stories.

Unfortunately, the last gif can’t convey the awesome liminal horror that is the Ozified Hoyt–Schermerhorn Streets station. Fun fact, it was also used in The Warriors

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Anonymous asked:

What was the name of the movie with that one guy who was getting a revenge on a former cop? I remember the imagine you did involved a glass and pretending it’s milk…. I can’t remember..

I See You, with Owen Teague and Jon Tenney. So, I couldn’t recall the film until you got to the naughty part…

“What was the name of the movie with that one guy who was getting a revenge on a former cop?”

Hm, don’t remember that one.

“I remember the imagine you did involved a glass and pretending it’s milk…”

Oh, that was this imagine! Adding “cream” to coffee or tea lol.

Your ask reminded me I wanted to see The Stand 2020.

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Anonymous asked:

Adding on to the Ross impregnation story; I like to think the Grass’s pollen also somehow rapidly increases libido as well as fertility. Enough so that when Ross knocks you (general you) up in the grass, you’re guaranteed to have multiple babies each time, like between twins to sextuplets. Which makes Ross even more aroused and greedy over your body.

I’m aware I’m probably not making any sense, but screw it, I’m horny lol!

Doesn’t have to make sense! It’s sex pollen, not sense pollen. 

Stuff like superovulation and superfecundation in fiction really gets me going. Nobody needs to make sense while fantasizing about being bred. 

I’d like to believe nobody would be allergic to sex pollen. 🥴 Because who wants a stuffed nose when another orifice is getting stuffed?

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Note: Gif is not how I’d imagine it to go down, btw. I just thought it was silly. Squish

Imagine Ross impregnating you in the tall grass. 

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Yeah, we’ll blame it on the pollen. Then again, who doesn’t love the idea of a good breeding by that crazy son of a bitch.

We do! 🤜🤛

But seriously, not enough people. Patrick Wilson’s popular-ish, so where’s all the Mr. Humboldt fanworks? Breeding fanworks?

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I have to tell you about this dream I had last night. In the dream, I was in a church, and there were three (triplet?) pastor brothers who led it. All of them looked like Patrick Wilson in the Tall Grass movie, and were very charismatic. The oldest of them (I can't remember his name, but it started with an F) fell in love with me, and made it his mission to breed me as much as possible after we married (like, back to back). And he was incredibly persuasive. He was also extremely fertile; we ended up having multiples (like, quads the first time) every single time. Towards the end of the dream, I remember him saying something like "I love you. You will never escape me. You are mine. Your body is mine. Nothing you do or say will ever change that."

Anyway, I wanted to tell you this because I know you like him and thought it might give you some writing ideas lol!

That’s the fantasy. Chaste man in a position of power who insists on marriage, doesn’t shoot blanks, is very persuasive and possessive… 🫢 And Patrick Wilson’s kind of a stud. 

Thank you! I love these kinds of asks! Hearing about others’ juicy dreams is sooo much fun. 

My writing to do list is looong. But I always appreciate the inspiration!

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Anonymous asked:

Do you love to write about clowns?

Depends heavily on the clown. Like, Bill Skarsgård is handsome, but his Pennywise does nothing for me. (Except for the shapeshifting.) Now, if Bill were to just put on regular clown makeup, that’d be a different story. 

(It was a coincidence this week’s imagine was about Klowns and the Killer Klowns game was just announced.)

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Imagine Lawson realizing he’s smitten while driving you around one night. 

The greaser pulled up to a stop sign. You were staring out the passenger window when he glanced at you. Lawson bit his lip before returning his eyes to the road. Then smirked. 

Your date was in such a good mood, the adjacent driver’s honking didn’t bother him. It wasn’t until the jeers started was he pulled from his daydream. 

He offered you an unopened bottle of beer. “______, gonna drink this?” 

“Oh, no thank you.” 

“Wanna toss this at ‘em?” 

“Just drive, Richie.” 

“Alright, babe,” he agreed, memorizing the license plate as the other car sped past you two. He and the guys could bust the asshole’s headlights or something later. No one catcalled his girl. 

Note: Robert Rusler also plays Grady from ANOES 2. 🖤

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