Anonymous asked:
Underrated slasher anon here, I found another good one! (https://youtu.be/8M8qfRiDluw)
Saw The Final Girls and Terrifier. Will try to see Dark Ride and Gags the Clown later.
- Leslie Vernon: I tried watching this a while ago, but couldn’t get into it. Too much self-awareness drains the fun.
- Billy Murphy: The Final Girls was a good horror comedy. In need of a sequel. Basically stole Jason Voorhees’s backstory, yet works.
- Satan Man: Tryhard.
- Mountain Man: Winter is a good time for cuddling. If he had someone to snuggle up to, he would not have gone on a spree to kill people. Maybe.
- Ted Redford: Oh, I like the concept of a serial killer who can kill someone by entering and exiting a movie. It’s like The Ring but slasher.
- Art the Clown: His look is a little too intentionally malefic.
- Ronald Reagan Killer: *shakes fist* Reaganomics. Possibly an inspiration for the Purge franchise?
- Butcher: If he wants to be covered in blood, then he can come to me every twenty-eight- *watches segment* Oh God, oh God. Please keep your restaurant patrons from me.
- Jonah: I’m a trollop for carnival media! (“Jonah” is such an innocent name for someone so stabby.)
- Gags: I have never seen so many people down to clown in one setting before.
- Mick Taylor: He doesn’t even have a mask or a gimmick or anything. He’s just being himself. And his self is an asshole.
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