Note: Top ten hottest characters, part fourteen. Realized I haven’t posted one of these this year! Expect one for cartoons when I can think of a tenth character.
10. Patrick Ross (Justin Lazard) from Species II
Alien DNA infestee whose new goal in life is to breed as much as possible.
9. Nemesis (Matthew G. Taylor) from Resident Evil: Apocalypse
They took a decent looking dude and experimented on him until he became monstrously hot. And be-tentacled.
8. Nick Young (Henry Golding) from Crazy Rich Asians
The cute love interest? I don’t watch a lot of romantic comedies.
7. Matthew Culbert (David Thompson) from The Boys
Regenerative masochist.
6. McTeague (Jeff Fahey) from Alita: Battle Angel
He and Will Graham will be brother husbands and we can live in a big house with twenty dogs.
5. Tommy Nix (Adam Rodriguez) from Psych
Coolest villain-of-the-week.
4. Erik Killmonger (Michael B. Jordan) from Black Panther
Up there with Crossbones and Ego in “Hot MCU Villain Who Deserves His Own Movie.”
3. Rick (Riz Ahmed) from Nightcrawler
Cutie. Not much else to say.
2. Aleksander Morozova (Ben Barnes) from Shadow and Bone
If Baghra told me the truth, I would have simply responded I’m still auditioning to be her daughter-in-law.
1. Angel (David Boreanaz) from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
THE broody vampire bae.
Note: Previous list. The Darkling is a rare example of a goth BF with a normal GF. Or he would have been, IF BAGHRA HADN’T COCKBLOCKED.