Imagine being Noah’s girlfriend after Riley and Zoe, being worried you’re next. 

Turns out Kieran was playing the long game for a threesome.

Note: I wish.

Imagine Jake teasing Will when he finds out you’ve had them both.

“Aw, we’re tunnel bros!”

“Get off me, get off,” mumbled Will, elbowing himself out of his friend’s half-embrace.

“Yeah, I am getting off to this. When I get home.”

Imagine finding out about Kieran and Piper long before anyone else and blackmailing the former into being your sex slave. You don’t actually do anything to stop them from killing, and actually do Kieran while he’s the Lakewood Slasher.

Imagine Stavo thinking of all the naughty art work he’s going to draw of you. But first, he has to become your boyfriend.

Imagine Noah being afraid of your boyfriend’s wrath after you flirt with him. Until Jake admits you want a three-way.

Imagine Stavo and Noah trying to convince their editor to let them collaborate with you. Jeremy’s not budging, but that’s not going to stop the boys from making ma/ture fanart of you.

Imagine astonishing Tom when he catches you mastur/bating on the balcony. He didn’t think he’d be seeing that ecstatic expression on your face so soon. And that all-too-brief glimpse of your finger sliding against your c/l/i/t... 

Your admirer would have loved if you were fully moaning his name. But you weren’t murmuring “Tom,” or even “Alex.” So he needs to show you who you belong to now.

Imagine walking in on your boyfriend Stavo and Shane mastur/bating to what’s on the former’s camera roll: pictures of you. Including some... creative fanart by your BF.

This blog hit 1,000 followers!

Last week. ^_^ Happy Good Friday. Here’s a fill-out meme. Wondering if I should do a proper about page.

Name: Tawney

Star sign: Libra

Average hours of sleep: Four and a half to seven hours on an average weeknight, up to twelve hours on weekends or days I have off. XD

Lucky number(s): Don’t really have any.

Favorite fictional character(s): Well, my actual favorite characters are Deandra (MPGIS), Lumpy Space Princess, and the cast of PBS Arthur. ._. But I’ll just list some of my husbands—Brian (Brain Damage), Stavo Acosta, Dale Cooper, Will Graham, Scott McCall, Lucas Moreno, John Murphy, Jesse Walsh.

Current attire: Fitted black and red violet striped sweater, black leggings, black ankle socks, black under/wear.

When did you start this account?: Right before Tumblr went prude, because Tumblr was about to be a prude. -_-

Number of followers: 1,023

What do you post?: Reader-insert smut featuring horror movie characters, monsters, villains, etc.

Blogs: thedinnertawbel (side rebloggy blog), tawneybelvedere (old account)

Do you get a lot of notes?: So-so. Usually about 130 over three days.

Why did you choose this URL?: Nickname.

Imagine Kieran being upset your relationship with him isn’t as exclusive as he thought it was. You correctly deduce he’s the Lakewood Slasher when he threatens to leak the photos and videos he took of you with his “romantic rivals.”

Kieran’s turned on that you figured out who he really is. Now he’s less interested in revenge. If he was ever actually willing to let anyone else see your nak/ed form, and not just blackmail you into accepting him as your boyfriend.

Imagine calming Kieran down after he found out you had him and his cousin in the same week. Until Eli points out you came to (and on) him after Kieran.

Imagine Kieran getting jealous when he finds out you had him and Eli in the same week.

Imagine not wanting to participate in the Lady of the Lake pageant so you hide out in the funhouse. The Lakewood Slasher decides to have his own fun with you but doesn’t get very far before you turn the tables.

Imagine Kieran feeling a little jealous when he sees you chat up Stavo. It’s frustrating to see you clicking over your love of horror movies when Kieran’s literally a slasher villain. The two of you would probably love to have a three-way with him, if only you knew. 

Well, maybe it’d be still be hot to initiate one, without either of you even suspecting he’s the killer...

Imagine walking in on Noah trying to convince Audrey you’re Piper’s accomplice then you realize he has an unwanted boner. 

Noah: *defensively* “Some guys like water sports. I like serial killers...” 

You: “Too bad I’m not one.”