Imagine the Female Cenobite liking you enough to sew up her own throat after guessing you’re not into it.

Imagine Frank trying to violate you a second time, telling you to “come to Daddy.” You tell him to fuck-off and that he’s a creep, but he assures you it’s appropriate because he might have already impregnated you. 

Note: Repost from old blog. 

Note: Ten favorite monsters, part five. Part four. Why are there not more images of Coco on Google? :( She and Bloo tie for my favorite Foster’s character, but design-wise she’s more interesting! Also, I couldn’t fit the panel of Nagare sliding under the door, which really highlights Madslugs’ creepiness. 

1. Kankrelats from Code Lyoko

They’re like evil potatoes.

2. Coco from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends

This show went above and beyond with the imaginary friends’ designs. I thought Coco was meant to be a bird of paradise. Also, she lays different colored plastic eggs with cool prizes. 

3. Chatterer Beast from Hellraiser: Bloodline

Based off the best Cenobite (Chatterer) and animal (dog).

4. Stitch from Lilo & Stitch

Another cartoon with a great many “friend” (or “cousin”) designs. But it’s hard to beat the koala-esque original experiment.

5. Madslug from Rosario + Vampire

As a species, not Nagare Kano. Gastropod monsters are underrated. It’s too bad he used his slugginess to be a pervert. Like, he could probably hold down a girlfriend if he respected womankind.

6. Lemures/Remless from Sailor Moon SuperS

This is my favorite season because evil circus! Lemures were angry ghosts in ancient Rome. The dub name works too because of the dream theme. They’re without rapid eye movement (REM), so they’re without dreams of their own. The whole mirror motif is coolly creepy, too.

7-9. Stranger Things Upside Down monsters

10. Dren from Spliced

My favorite stages were the first and last ones. There’s adorably animalistic, the in-between stages, then uncanny valley monster boy.

Note: The first time I heard of protogynous hermaphroditism was in the Spiderwick field guide. So I guess Dren’s part tropical fish? Imagine a MerDren.

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Song of the Day: “Pet Sematary” by the Ramones. 

Imagine after making Dr. Channard an extension of itself, the Leviathan decides to use his new minion to have some fun with you. 

As his patient, you weren’t morally available to him, but that hadn’t stymied his fantasies. Now, with his master’s will (and appendage) firmly implanted in his mind, the Cenobite wondered why he had ever been attracted to Julia when he could have just exploited your relationship. 

“And to think I hesitated,” he said, looming over your quaking form.

Note: Gif is silly. Squish.

1st Cartoon Crush

That hashtag was trending on Twitter and it made me sad that the first animated crush I remember having is so obscure. But it’s cool that I can actually pinpoint the moment I got into monster transformation haha. 

Other early ones were Nergal Jr. from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and Mark Chang from The Fairly OddParents... before he got a human disguise. I was like six. Them and Gil Moss from Kim Possible made me realize I had a type. XD

Memorial Day weekend was good. Saturday was cooler than I thought it would be and I finally was able to go on a day trip with my two besties. The week before I went to a festival and got souvlaki, which is like one of my favorite foods that I don’t get to eat a lot. Ooh, and on Memorial Day proper I got homemade key lime pie. 

Note: Crossovers are fun. I haven’t seen Freddy vs. Jason yet, but I’ve seen all other films in the Friday the 13th and Elm Street franchises. Aaand I gotta get around to watching Hellraiser III. 

Imagine being a serial final girl. This time you have to worry about the attention of a triumvirate—Jason Voorhees, Pinhead, and Freddy Krueger. The situation is so absurd, you’re having trouble brainstorming a solution.

Jason was sick of getting offed by you. You suspected that he was also a little envious of your other boys. So one day he laid down his machete and started taking his clothes off. Next thing you knew your feet were next to your ears.

You still hadn’t gotten that second sacrifice so Pinhead thought he was entitled to watching you get it from whatever Cenobite he had “assigned” you. Freaking v0yeur. Of course Jason went ballistic when he found out about that arrangement. 

It’s not like you had much of a choice when Freddy wanted you. Too bad that you were never much of a lucid dreamer because, instead of straight up forcing himself on you, he likes to disguise himself as your crushes. Giving you wet dreams is arguably more fun than nightmares. But now that Pinhead is having you rawed by an unearthly menagerie on a semi-regular basis... He’d like to see your reaction to a pretty boy morphing into a Cenobite mid-f*ck. 

One night in the Land of Nod, you find Freddy and Pinhead standing at the foot of your bed. They’ve come to an agreement. The dream master can decide what does and doesn’t hurt you. Freddy takes his usual place between your thighs while Pinhead situates his member between your br3asts. You’re surprised that, aside from multiple piercings his looks almost normal. In contrast to the many d!cks he’s had you experience.

A twin pinching sensation jolts you. N!pple clamps. Your yelp dies in your mouth, muffled by a third member. Jason’s joined the party. Seems he’s gotten over his unwillingness to share. 

Imagine absentmindedly playing with yourself while your boyfriend fiddles with the puzzle box. Your cuteness turns out to be what saves your boo’s soul.

You manage to convince the lead Cenobite to give you time to collect a couple substitutes. The first sacrifice is “easy,” because it’s for the one you love. But you can’t bring yourself to lead someone to their doom in your stead.

Pinhead wants to take you for himself, but he’s feeling a little self-conscious about it. So to bury any suspicion about a crush, he proposes gathering a bunch of other Cenobites to gang b*ng you. 

“The box. You opened it, we came.” 

Note: Not sure how this would work exactly, but I’m h0rny. And kinda want members of an eldritch grotesquerie to take turns with me.