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Tawns of Fun

@tawneybel / tawneybel.tumblr.com

♥️REQUESTS CLOSED WHILE I PLAY CATCH UP. (Be free to send asks about headcanons or whatever in the mean time, though.)♥️
Reader-insert horror imagine smut. Not spoiler-free. Make sure to blocklist any tags that make you uncomfortable. Personal tag is “Tawney talks”.
EIGHTEEN AND OVER ONLY. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. YOU WILL GET BLOCKED. Tumblr is 17+. You're old enough to know better.
All requested characters must be played by an actor who was eighteen or older during filming.
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Anonymous asked:

So you think you could do a male reader fucking a female zombie I haven't seen anyone do a male reader just raw dogging a female zombie just post apocalyptic also phone died so can't watch porn so male reader has got to improvise somehow

My to write list is kinda long, so have these undead cinematic ladies to think about in the mean time.

  • Mia Allen from Evil Dead
  • Ellie from Evil Dead Rise
  • Madeline Ashton and Helen Sharp from Death Becomes Her (the least zombie-ish but still)
  • Rachel Creed from Pet Sematary
  • Rain Ocampo from Resident Evil
  • Trash from Return of of the Living Dead
  • Julie Walker from Return of the Living Dead 3 (I haven’t actually seen this—she just seems well liked)
  • Barbara from Shaun of the Dead
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Adding some mfs to my character list:

Kusurirui/Medicine Seller (Mononoke)

Ellie (Evil Dead Rise)

And because I watched the One Piece live action like 3 times, them as well*:

Sanji

Buggy

Garp

Kuro

*Only the live action version rn because I watched One Piece a million years ago and I'm not about to try to do it again

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tawneybel

Thoughts on the Calypso Twins from Borderlands 3?

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I don’t know much about Borderlands, but years ago I stumbled ‘cross this fic about Handsome Jack getting pegged. :D

Tyreen: “A powerful Siren and full-time livestreamer.” -TV Tropes. That sounds exactly like the kind of person who would have a god complex. Imagine her live streaming your first time. *keeps reading* Wait, no. D: Well, at least her Destroyer form is cool. 

“Fan Disservice: On one hand, she sheds a lot of clothes at one point… on the other, this happens only because combining with the Destroyer mutates her original body into a horrifying, scarred mess. So while using photo mode may allow you to see her buttocks, you won’t enjoy the sight.” Wtf, lots of people appreciate monster booty. 😠 

Troy: …Including me. Why doesn’t Tyreen’s brother get a cool mutation?

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Tawnybel, a cool person politely humoring a perverted deviant: I don’t know much about Borderlands-

Me: *Krombopulous Michael voice* Oh boy, here I go explaining the things I love again!

(Also, nsfw warning btw) 

Borderlands, to put it simply, is a series of games that invented the genre of games known as “looter shooters”. Games that give players guns and they’re rewarded with guns, shinies and more guns.  Without the sense of humor it has (which I’ll get to in a second), the series itself would be (nearly) Naked Lunch levels of grim and depressing. You’re on a planet full of animals that need to kill you, nice-ish people that pay you to kill animals and/other people, and mentally unstable deviants who delight in killing people as well as themselves and their friends! Thankfully, the sense of humor makes this series an absolute joy (even if a good portion of it relies on referential humor), giving us smoking hot but strong female protagonists like Lilith, Ellie & Mad Moxxi, awesome villains like Handsome Jack and the Calypso twins, non-token/one dimensional LGBT characters like Wainwright Jacobs and Alistair Hammerlock (both of whom are a couple and awesome as hell), and lovable characters like Shooty McFace who wants you to shoot him in the face and graciously thanks you for it before he dies. In conclusion, Borderlands is a series of games that has a bit of everything for those with an open mind! 

You want blood and gore? They got over a billion guns that all do wacky shit like a shotgun that fires whole swarms of bullets that break through the walls of reality to flank and eviscerate your targets. You want comedy? Talk to my pal Shooty, and his friend the Singing Psycho who does Mercenary Day Charols (their version of Christmas). You want grim existence, angst, and dark storytelling? Handsome Jack has got a special deal for you! You want more characters to daydream about marrying or to make you either double down on and/or question your sexuality? They have such sights to show you~ … Honestly this is the only game series I’ve played that’s made me feel like a gore whore and a regular one

I guess technically I’m a pervert, too. Because of the whole writing smut and possessing a trove of odd kinks thing.

Had to google Krombopulous Michael. Never really got into Rick and Morty or many Adult Swim shows for that matter. Teenage Euthanasia and Tuca & Bertie look interesting, though.

I never read/watched Naked Lunch, but I should because I like postmodern literature and David Cronenberg.

  • Lilith: Do the curtains match the… lips??
  • Ellie: “Victoria’s Secret Compartment: She can fit an entire suit of armor in her size in her cleavage, much like her mother with guns.” I wish it were socially acceptable to just store things in bras. If I’m at home and pocketless, in goes my phone.
  • Mad Moxxi: Those are her street clothes.
  • Handsome Jack: Should get pegged in canon, if he does not already.
  • Wainwright/Alistair: Huh. They do look exactly like they would be dating each other.
  • Face McShooty: I want to watch him get shot in the face. Just not with a gun. 
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