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Listen there’s not much time
Spooky month is almost over and I just had a *funny* dream about Count Dracula. Please tell me you have Count Dracula content before it’s too late
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There’s some Claes Bang and Bela Lugosi Draculae.
Imagine, after enthralling you, Count Dracula offers Sister Agatha a way to keep you from becoming one of his brides: beat him at a round of chess.
She’s about to take a seat when she notices a chemise draped over her chair. Dracula smirks.
“______ helped me warm up during an earlier game. Whether I win or lose this one, she won’t be wearing white when she lays down in a bridal bed.”
The count pauses, before speaking again. “You and I are just playing standard chess, though.”
Sexual themes
Is Count Dracula (version of your choice) fuckable?
I'm going with the classic - Bela Lugosi's version. Although tbh most of the versions of Dracula I've seen have been pretty hot.
repulsive | no | just a hug | kissable | maybe | down to cuddle | yes | absolutely | Take Me Now
i’d top them | i’d bottom for them
i’d dom them | i’d sub for them
one night stand | fuckbuds | partner | marry me
Send me a character and I'll let you know if I think they're fuckable!
Have you seen the Spanish language version of the 1931 film? Conde Drácula is a really fun character, though I don’t find him as enticing as Legosula. Or Claes Bang’s Dracula. Bangula.
Imagine accidentally let slip you’re sailing the crimson tide on the Demeter. And Dracula immediately attempting to get an invitation to your cabin.
Imagine Dracula enticing you to seduce Renfield during the carriage ride while he listens carefully to your moans.
Note: Wicked hat.
Are you a Dracula person?
Are you asking if I’m a vampire or if I enjoy media with Dracula? And are you asking because of Dracula Daily? (㇏(•̀ᵥᵥ•́)ノ)
I liked the book. A friend got it for my birthday one year. Then it was assigned reading for a British literature class. The first time took like two years because I only read it between library and school assigned books. It’s more fun with Gothic context. OG Dracula’s not that sexy, though. Some Draculae are, others aren’t.
Below are my opinions on other Draculean works by publication/premiere year because I can’t remember which order I consumed everything.
Powers of Darkness: Mostly took place in the castle, which I actually kind of liked better. Still not into him, though.
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein: Haven’t seen Bela in anything else. 😓 But even as a kid, this hypnosis scene did something to me.
Scooby-Doo:
Bram Stoker’s Dracula: I have almost no memory of watching this. Count Suckula did not deserve that sickass armor.
Trapped in Transylvania (Cracked Classics #1): Fetus Tawney thought the cover made him too handsome.
High School Bites: The Lucy Chronicles: The cover isn’t that fitting, which is why this didn’t take off. I think this Dracula may have been a DJ, but I can’t remember. He was also still obsessed with Lucy’s bloodline to the point of going after Lucy’s modern descendant, who is also named Lucy. Even though he had grandbatties with... someone else, I think?
Hotel Transylvania: Fangtastic! The first movie, anyway. Best CGI. Not into Dracadam Sandula, though.
BBC Dracula: Hands down the hottest Dracula. *something, something* “Bang Claes.”
“When is this bitch gonna stop?” I regret to inform you that I will be on my bullshit indefinitely.
Balthazar (Gavin Rossdale, Constantine)
I very much want Gavin Rossdale to act in more things because holy shit. Balthazar is so slimy and I love.
Possessed Josh Lambert [Parker Crane] (Patrick Wilson, Insidious Chapter 2)
Possession is top tier hot, and possessed Patrick Wilson sends me into another dimension. He’s so aggressive.
Voodoo Doll (Ravi, Vixx)
MVs still count as horror media. This was the first MV I saw of Vixx and I’ve been in love ever since. I don’t like Ravi’s hair, but overall the video is hot.
Top Dollar (Michael Wincott, The Crow)
Bastard man. Fiend. Damn, he looks good with long hair.
Sheila Hammond (Drew Barrymore, Santa Clarita Diet)
She’s got the speed, the longevity, and she gets ~the tingle~ when she eats someone.
Count Dracula (Bela Lugosi, Dracula)
The godfather of sexy monsters right here. The sheer presence of this beast is mind mindbogglingly hot.
Father Andrew Kiernan (Gabriel Byrne, Stigmata)
Hot priest alert. I am always on the lookout for that white collar.
Debbie Jellinsky (Joan Cusack, Addams Family Values)
A bad bitch with great hair. I’d spoil the shit out of her.
Father Faustus Blackwood (Richard Coyle, The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina)
I managed to get not one, but TWO hot priests in this bitch. Well, not really a priest but he has the look. I thought he was much hotter in season 1. Season 2 he’s only hot physically, but he’s a big ol bitch.
Dr. James Harvey (Bill Pullman, Casper)
Hot dad alert. Hot sad dad alert at that. One of my favorite types.
I should write more possessed!Josh stuff. 😩 And watch more versions of Dracula.
Lol, when I saw Debbie I was going to suggest you might like Carrigan Crittenden but you already have the dad from Casper.
Imagine wondering why the Count’s kept you as a guest, without feeding from you, for three months. Then you realize he’s been keeping track of your cycle.
Imagine Count Dracula giving you Lord Ruthven as a pet.
