Imagine Ransom being miffed you came to see Harlan’s dogs, not him.

“Do I have to be wearing nothing but a collar to get your attention?”

“It’s a puppy playdate,” you answered, pointing to the calmly panting pooch at the other end of the leash.

“Why don’t we ever have any playdates?” he asked with a charming pout.

“You don’t have a dog.”

“I meant one-on-one.”

“I’m sure Harlan would appreciate his beloved grandson visiting him more often, yeah.”

Imagine letting your sugar baby impregnate you after he becomes your trophy husband. Then letting him drink the surplus milk. 

As much as you liked the breast-worship, he kept unintentionally (?) scraping his teeth against your nipples. 

“What was it you said to Joni?” Your spouse looked up from the fat mammary he had latched onto. “‘You’ve had your teeth on this family’s tit...’” 

Ransom chuckled against your nipple, spraying some droplets in the process.

Thank you for requesting him! He’s pretty handsome. I wouldn’t like narrowing down who or what to write for. It’s so frustrating whenever I watch a new movie and there’s sparse fan content for a hot character.

I don’t actually follow a lot of reader-insert blogs because I’m so picky. ariana-maryse has a great horror blog. You can also check out the yandere tag on my side blog. I need to reblog more imagines by others.

I understand why there’s lots of anime yandere content, but I want obsessive live-action men! :[ And, yes, the reader-insert community is oversaturated with MCU. As much as I adore Chris Evans, I must admit that.

3 Fun Facts Tag Game

if you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not. let’s get to know the person behind the blog. (you don’t have to if you don’t want to, of course). hope you’re ok :)

@bloodlust-foryou​ tagged me. Thank you! I like learning fun facts about people! I’m not going to tag anyone, but if you see this feel free to do it!

1. I’m a really picky eater but people think I’m not because I really like vegetables and non-sweet fruits.

2. Each knocker* is so far apart, you can see an entire nipple in profile. Cleavage game weak, sideboob game strong. 

3. This is my Captain America mousepad from Soynutts whom I also follow on Twitter and I love it lots and lots. (It’s thicker in person. ❤️🤍💙)

*If we pluralize “knocker” it won’t show up in results??

Imagine Ransom blackmailing you into dating him after finding out you used to have a casual affair with his father.

Imagine being Ransom’s wife and Harlan promising to put you in his will if you have his baby. Your grandfather-in-law knows he can’t force you to divorce his horrible grandson, but maybe when once you’re a mom you’ll be more concerned with your child’s future...

Imagine having to refrain from laughing when the Thrombeys complain about Ransom never having worked a day in his life. Because you shoot and price all of his pin-ups. You even joked that if he somehow inherited the publishing company, Ransom could do some suggestive poses for the covers.

Imagine your boyfriend Ransom being amused when he finds out you had affairs with Richard and Harlan before you started dating him. Without either his father or grandfather knowing about the other man.

Imagine comforting your boyfriend after finding out he was left out of his grandfather’s will. Then finding out you’ve inherited Blood Like Wine Publishing.

Ransom had successfully wormed his way into your affections. But being your sugar baby (despite being several years your senior) wasn’t enough. He needed to secure a permanent residence in your heart. You needed to know Hugh Ransom Drysdale would tailor himself as much as necessary in order to become your trophy husband. Waxing his privates. Bleaching his ass-hole. Tramp stamping your initials. Whatever you needed or wanted.

Imagine Brock revealing what really happened when you were being held by Hydra, what you never told Steve. Namely, the time you had a three/some with the Winter Soldier.

“You said there were no prisoners in Hydra.”

“She didn’t want to leave. Your Bucky and your ______ both liked it. They came. ______... three times.”