I posted 109 times in 2022
84 posts created (77%)
25 posts reblogged (23%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
I tagged 108 of my posts in 2022
Only 1% of my posts had no tags
- #anon message - 38 posts
- #get to know me - 23 posts
- #ask game - 23 posts
- #anon ask - 11 posts
- #self reblog - 10 posts
- #groovy-lady - 7 posts
- #anon request - 6 posts
- #update - 6 posts
- #willy wonka - 6 posts
- #mommymilks - 6 posts
Longest Tag: 65 characters
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Ooh! Oooh! Oooh! You know who's sooo hot??? Jack Davenport!!!
Yess omg. His character in PotC is a big part of the fic I've got planned for it, too. I've only seen him in that series and The Talented Mr. Ripley. I should watch more of his work.
He's got that, like, teacher that you're hot for thing going on. Know what I mean?
#4
Why wouldn't you date?
WAIT I NEVER SAW SPY KIDS so I'm going off of what I gathered from the Wiki.
(Didn't know Alan Cumming was in the movie lookin hot as hell. I'mma watch it because everything I've seen of this movie is nothing but gold.)
I wouldn't date Fegan Floop because his name is Fegan Floop. Like bro lmao. Come on.
Send me a character and I'll tell you why I wouldn't date them!
#3
No thoughts, just Colin Firth.
Approved.
#2
Yandere!Melina Vostokoff x Fem!Reader Headcanons
(For @mommymilks - Happy Birthday, boo!)
SFW
- No surprise here, but Melina would absolutely use her tech to keep tabs on you at all times. She'd always know where you are, who you're with, and everything about anyone you know.
- She'd love to call you little pet names - my love, my darling, my pet, etc. But she would always preface it with, "my."
- If someone gets too close or threatens to keep you from her, Melina wouldn't be above using the mind control substance to keep them in line. If they continue, she has a lot of tools at her disposal to get rid of them.
- She's also not above using it on you, if need be. She'd struggle with it for a while, but she'd rationalize her decision by reminding herself that she's doing it to keep you safe. To keep you hers.
NSFW
- Melina would show her obsession with you through body worship. She'd touch and kiss every part of you, reminding you of how beautiful you are.
- She'd be into edging you a lot. She'd want to prolong the experience as long as possible; the two of you alone together, you calling out her name. Absolute bliss.
- Melina would also enjoy orgasm denial. Not only would it tie into edging, it'd give her a reason to praise you - calling you her good girl when she finally lets you finish. "Come for me, my darling."
- She can be a mild exhibitionist - depending on where you are/where you're going. She'd love to use a remote controlled vibrator on you in public on occasion. Just knowing that she can get you off while others are around, wishing they could even touch you, would bring her great pleasure. Plus, you'd look so cute trying to hide what's happening.
My #1 post of 2022
Imagine...
Reuniting with your childhood sweetheart, Willy Wonka, during the factory tour.
(For @groovy-lady)
"Y/N, you simply won't believe the news!" Your friend, Mrs, Bucket, chirped excitedly as the two of you met up to run errands together. The two of you had worked together previously, and she became a good friend to you despite the infrequency of your contact.
"What is it, Hellen?"
"Charlie's found it - the last golden ticket! Isn't it exciting?" She was more animated than you'd seen her in a long time, and she continued quickly. "I was thinking - and forgive me if this is too bold, but, I was thinking... perhaps you could take him for the tour?" And then you saw it - the mischievous glint in her eye.
Hellen knew a secret that you'd told few others - you'd known Willy Wonka when the two of you were children, and had been an item for much of your youth.
"I understand if you can't, or don't want to. I just thought... Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's silly." You told her you would think about it, and she didn't mention it again as you went onto your errands.
After that, it seemed as if you somehow saw more of his name everywhere you went; advertisement and news articles. Of course it was the fervor around the contest, but nonetheless you couldn't escape the ghost of your past. It was a pleasant ghost, at least.
There was a form to send in before the tour, giving the names of the chaperones. You'd kept it visible, and quickly penned your name down before the deadline.
It all happened so fast - Hellen asked, you agreed, and in the blink of an eye you were standing at the gates with Charlie by your side. And then the moments dragged until Wonka himself finally emerged. He looked very different, of course, but yet somehow still the same. The other guardians were quick to rush up to introduce themselves and their children, but he hurried through them until he got to you.
"And Y/N. I was looking forward to seeing you most of all. You do remember me, don't you?"
The candy maker lit up when you told him that you did remember him, grinning wide and looking much like the boy you'd known long ago.
"I named one of my chocolates after you, you know. And I'll tell you a secret - it's my most favorite creation." He paused only a moment before continuing, "come, I've got such marvelous things to show you."
He held out his arm for you to take, paying no mind to the other chaperones as he lead the group inside.