Top 10 Hottest Characters for September

“When is this bitch gonna stop?” I regret to inform you that I will be on my bullshit indefinitely.

Balthazar (Gavin Rossdale, Constantine)

I very much want Gavin Rossdale to act in more things because holy shit. Balthazar is so slimy and I love.

Possessed Josh Lambert [Parker Crane] (Patrick Wilson, Insidious Chapter 2)

Possession is top tier hot, and possessed Patrick Wilson sends me into another dimension. He’s so aggressive.

Voodoo Doll (Ravi, Vixx)

MVs still count as horror media. This was the first MV I saw of Vixx and I’ve been in love ever since. I don’t like Ravi’s hair, but overall the video is hot.

Top Dollar (Michael Wincott, The Crow)

Bastard man. Fiend. Damn, he looks good with long hair.

Sheila Hammond (Drew Barrymore, Santa Clarita Diet)

She’s got the speed, the longevity, and she gets ~the tingle~ when she eats someone.

Count Dracula (Bela Lugosi, Dracula)

The godfather of sexy monsters right here. The sheer presence of this beast is mind mindbogglingly hot.

Father Andrew Kiernan (Gabriel Byrne, Stigmata)

Hot priest alert. I am always on the lookout for that white collar.

Debbie Jellinsky (Joan Cusack, Addams Family Values)

A bad bitch with great hair. I’d spoil the shit out of her.

Father Faustus Blackwood (Richard Coyle, The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina)

I managed to get not one, but TWO hot priests in this bitch. Well, not really a priest but he has the look. I thought he was much hotter in season 1. Season 2 he’s only hot physically, but he’s a big ol bitch.

Dr. James Harvey (Bill Pullman, Casper)

Hot dad alert. Hot sad dad alert at that. One of my favorite types.

I should write more possessed!Josh stuff. 😩 And watch more versions of Dracula.

Lol, when I saw Debbie I was going to suggest you might like Carrigan Crittenden but you already have the dad from Casper.