If you follow my horror blog, then you might have seen that I started doing a Top 10 Hottest Characters list. I’ll be doing that on this blog as well! It’ll be a monthly thing and the idea came from @tawneybel!
I’m going to try to make them feel like separate things and do as many protagonists on this one as possible, but I’m a fan of a good villain so there may be some theme merging. I’ll be doing the same thing over on my anime/game/cartoon blog as well.
So, in no particular order:
Top Ten Hottest Characters for May
Wolf (Future Man)
You’re all going to notice real quick that I’m super into himbos. Especially if they’ve got that tough exterior, soft interior thing. /swoon
Proto Zoa (Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century)
Jumping immediately into another himbo. He’s like Disney Billy Idol and I’ve got it bad for that old man.
Hela (Thor: Ragnarok)
There’s gonna be a fair amount of Cate Blanchett up in this bitch ngl. Hela’s going first because, obvi.
Jaskier (The Witcher)
Honestly the dudes on these lists are either going to be obnoxious himbos or absolute bastards. There’s no in between and that’s just how it is.
Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham)
Coming in first for the bastards is the mf Penguin. I didn’t want to love him but I can’t help myself.
Rebecca Buck (Tank Girl)
How could anyone not be into Tank Girl? That’s a serious question. I expect answers in essay form to explain yourselves.
Sing (Kung Fu Hustle)
Redemption arc on fleek. Plus it’s Stephen Chow and I mean… whoooo.
Agent Kruger (Elysium)
You may be thinking, “but he’s terrible in every way.” And I’m here to reply: I know.
Ardeth Bay (The Mummy)
He’s all serious and badass and then when he gets to ride the plane, he looks like a kid in a candy shop. I love.
Beorn (The Hobbit)
Mountain man out here stacked tf up, scruffy ass, serving a whole cake.
I don’t remember much about Zenon other than I want people to start dressing like that now. Cyberpop should be more popular, damn it. My Disney Channel Original Movie crush has been Kal from Halloweentown II since I was seven.
Jaskier is cute. I haven’t watched The Witcher yet because I want to read the books. There’s a lot of NSFW art of him, though.
Gotham’s another show on my watch list! This is the first time the Penguin’s been attractive to me. Also want my Batman fix after finishing the quadrilogy.
Last month I finally got around to watching Tank Girl and now I need to finish the comics. Some people might call it messy, but we need more punky spunky protagonists! And fluid animated sequences. Her comic looks are goals.
I want to say I was too young to appreciate Ardeth, but I liked Imhotep and thought him and Anck Su Namun were couple goals.