Alastor: "Terrorism can be so fun and productive!"
You know what would crush everyone's hearts? If season 2 (or any later season) had episodes dedicated to each of the main characters, where their life on Earth is shown, and each of those episode ends in their tragic death with sad violin soundtrack and the camera slowly moving away while the screen fades to black.
Imagine if Vox finds out that some old bitch named Susan gets under Alastor's skin and decides to kill her or torture her or whatever, but Alastor stops him from doing it. Imagine how depressed and angry and broken Vox would be.
Vox: 🎶 Alastor's missing, Fled with his tail between his legs 🎶
5 miliseconds later:
Alastor after the finale, probably: "Sorry bro, apparently I'm incapable of expressing my feelings or letting people take care of me."
Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief
You know what I want to see in season 2? Lucifer finding out about Charlie's deal with Alastor before he requests that favour. I want Hell's Greatest Dad part 2, but without Mimzy to de-escalate the situation. I want them to be at each other's throats like two cats fighting on the street.
"Oh Vivzie... Draw me like on of your cartoon characters!"
You know what's great about the Alastor and Charlie's deal? There is absolutely no way to tell whether he refused her soul because he can't physically have it or he doesn't want to.
On one hand, this is the Princess of Hell we're talking about and Alastor is a mere sinner. She has never made a deal before with anyone, so it's possible she isn't aware that she can't sell her soul. But Alastor is smart and knows this, and he's making it seem like his choice not to ask her for her soul, so that he doesn't appear weak or to make sure that no one else knows it.
On the other hand, Alastor knows that Charlie doesn't trust him much, and owning her soul would make her hate him. And for whatever plans he has, he needs her trust more than her soul. So by declining her offer and asking for something "small" instead, in exchange for information that ultimately saved the day, he now definitely gained her trust.
Anyone have that one picture of Alastor of Charlie's bed kicking his feet in high resolution? I need it for... reasons...
Trading one red headed demon obsession for another red headed demon obsession