anyway i said i would do this after the whole thing was said and done… when i was looking for advice i found like “paint your nails and listen to happy music” buzzfeed bullshit so

here is my short real life abortion and early pregnancy survival guide (pastebin)

other links:

reblog if you need a hug

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POV: you are a spheroid who understands basic logistics

I really dont want to have to go into work today and tomorrow and wednedsday and

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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

pirate doodles/concepts

It’s The anniversary of the day I had a stroke for no reason so let’s celebrate with this real bus ad

“Milllenials! They say you can’t have it all. Well we’re here to say you can. You can have a stroke!”

Image description: the sign additionally says:

Learn the signs:

The first letter in each word of the list is highlighted and spells out FAST - the acronym that helps you to remember the signs of a stroke.

/end ID

Reminder to call emergency services for your specific country, not 9-1-1, if you live outside of the US!

addendum to image description: it's by Minnesota Stroke Association, StrokeMN dot org

thank you both!! Transcription of words from an image is a almost impossible for me now bc I can’t type on a keyboard without autocorrect and my working.memory is crap bc of the stroke so it all gets jumbled. I am very happy when people take the time to caption stuff I post ❤️❤️

Appreciate people reblogging this without the misinformation about smelling burnt toast (it’s not a stroke symptom!)

"But how can you justify a player character with a (non-disinherited) noble background in a dungeon-crawling fantasy game" well, the most obvious approach is a fantasy setting whose nobility practices cognatic primogeniture where, instead of "first son inherits, second son goes into the military, third son becomes a priest", it's "first son inherits, second son goes into the military, third son becomes an adventurer". From the player's perspective, it handily explains why the title comes with little material support from the family; from the family's perspective, there's an unspoken understanding that most of the spare heirs will be eaten by a dragon (or whatever), thereby simplifying the inheritance situation, and the few survivors will become great assets.

(There is, of course, the possibility that a surviving third son, having grown powerful and understandably harbouring some slight resentment, may return, kill his elder brothers with dark magic, and take over the dynasty, but in practice this almost never happens.)

so yeah basically my philosophy is we are all just people and no one is better or worse than anyone else. except for me.

are you better or worse?

i was leaving it open ended so that sad people could still engage with my post but. better. obviously.

Hey y'all, my bike got stolen right off my porch today so I will most likely be needing to buy a new one within the next week. It is my primary mode of transportation and I work a job that requires me to travel all around the city to places that aren't necessarily easy to get to by transit, so this is a pretty major loss for me. It also means that I need to replace it as quickly as possible.

Any money that I get from selling artwork will be going straight to purchasing a new bike, so if you would like to help me out here are some ways

Buy a comic book from my bigcartel store

Or a digital version of my comics on itch.io

Commission info you can also just email [email protected] for a price quote bc that post is a bit outdated.

Anyway RIP my beautiful bike she was only a year old

UPDATE: my insurance will cover the claim BUT because of my deductible being close to the total cost of what was stolen I’ll be paying most of the replacement costs myself. So any purchases from my store are greatly appreciated. Someone also asked about my venmo if you’d like to just throw me some cash. It is @ ari-mulch.

Thank you so much to everyone who has sent something or bought something, it really means a lot to me

All funds for bike replacement have been assembled and I have a new ride. Thanks so much to everyone who shared!

“Back Off Boys, They’re Butch!”

10 themed pin-up intaglio prints, each ~2”x3”

rb to give the previous person a fucking break because life aint life-ing the way its supposed to life and it fucking sucks.

Why does weed always make me feel pregnant

Damnit I need a new weed guy

It will never not baffle me how hard society tries to insist that fatness is an abnormality. The average western woman wears plus size clothing. One of the smallest garments on the scale is called a medium. Most people with anorexia are in the overweight bmi category, yet somehow that's known as "atypical anorexia". Fatness is often labeled the cause of a number of diseases, but there are literally no diseases exclusive to fat bodies. Looking at movies and television, you'd think the world was 98% thin people. It's not.

My point isn't that if it was pretty rare to be fat, fatphobia would be okay. Of course not.

My point is that we're surrounded by all these artificial indicators that fatness is unnatural and uncommon and it's just not true?? Humans are not always thin and we've never all been thin and we're not all meant to be thin. Fat humans are a normal type of human. Fatness is a feature, not a bug.