MY ONLY LOVE SPRUNG FROM MY ONLY HATE

# listen to them quarreling like an old married couple after being together for 3 series

Luke: You’re really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren’t you?

Deckard: As defending champion, are you nervous?

Luke: What’s your blood type?

Deckard: How would I know?

Luke: How would you not?

Deckard: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Luke: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

Deckard, upon meeting Luke: What are you?

Luke: I’m a spy. So I guess that makes us brothers, right?

Deckard: Fear is my brother, destruction my sister, and pestilence my third cousin twice removed.

Luke: Wow, big family.

Deckard: This date is boring.

Luke: This isn’t a date. I said I was going to the store.

Deckard: Then why the fuck did you invite me?

Luke: I specifically said, “Don’t come with me” and you said, “Fuck you, I do whatever I want” and followed me here.

Hobbs and Shaw | August 2

Can I say “cinematic parallels” if they’re from the same movie?

Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, and Idris Elba gear up for Fast & Furious spin-off ‘Hobbs & Shaw’