Kuroko: It’s April Fools. Kagami-kun is the shadow, and I am the light. Kagami: The talk about the basketball club turning into a biscuit club was a lie!? Kise: Kasamatsu-senpai is transferring!? Wait, it’s April Fools… Midorima: Takao, was it a lie that three-pointers will only count as two points!? Aomine: Damn Satsuki lied to me that Horikita Mai-chan came to the club! Murasakibara: I won’t say that I like basketball even if it’s April Fools. Akashi: April Fools… There’s no need for me to lie. Hanamiya: I won’t engage in rough play anymore. I promise… Kiyoshi: I have to lie, huh… Mitobe just spoke! Moriyama: Guys, I got a girlfriend! Just kidding… Did you believe me? Takao: Hey, hey, let’s play tricks on Shin-chan! Imayoshi: April Fools, hmm… Aomine didn’t skip today and came to practice! Alex: Taiga and Tatsuya are actually sisters! Just kidding!