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Anonymous asked:

hey do you think we’re all obsessed w steve/bucky bc we grew up gay and repressed and probably in love w our childhood best friend and part of us hopes that even tho we’ve grown up apart we might find our way back to the other lol

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Tony: I just broke my toe

Stephen: What, how?

Tony: If you’re gonna stub your toe, you have to do it right

Stephen:

Stephen: What do that even mean-??

Tony: IT MEANS I’M NOT A PUSSY, STEPHEN

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  1. my friends! i love them all bunches, i'd be a mess without them.
  2. my dad!! i love you, rad dad !! i'll see you soon
  3. my brother 💓💓 you're fuckin lit dude
  4. marvel!! of!! course!!
  5. editing is,, my entire existence ??
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happy father's day, mr stark

i know father's day was a bit back, but i've been busy aight

"hey, mr stark! it's me, peter. parker. y'know.. spiderman. yeah, you know that, uh- i just wanted to say happy father's day!" the boy set an envelope down on the granite, 'MR STARK' scrawled across the front in a messy-ish style. it was clearly intended to be neat, but was written slow with shaky hands, messing it up. "it's a card, from me. harley signed it, too, and morgan. ms potts said the two of them would come by soon.

"you're the best mentor ever, i mean- you're smart and nice and have such a passion for your work. you're amazing, mr stark. i, uh.. i miss you." peter kneeled down next to the grave. "it's weird being back.. i'm supposed to be twenty-two, but me and all my friends are still in highschool, so like.. am i still seventeen? aunt may still aged while i was gone. it's.. i don't know. i'm still trying to figure that out. i talked to mr banner, he's just as clueless as i am.

"morgan's awesome. she's wicked smart, mr stark. like you. she's like you in a lot of ways, actually. she has your, sass, i guess? not in a rude way, she's a sweetheart, but.. like, in an independence way. i've watched her when ms potts gets really busy. i promise, i didn't hurt her! you can trust me! i think she sees me as some big brother, it's weird. i'm not really a good role model, i'm kinda stubborn and make really dumb decisions. but i'm being good around her, i guess? i.. don't know. i'm trying my best."

peter wasn't quite at the crying stage yet. he was just blabbing, sitting there.

"i'm operating in that grey area you told me about. i think. i'm not dead yet, right? i'm helping people, even if at a.. lower scale? there's no intergalactic aliens around, it's kinda boring. i mean- it's good! there's not really any danger! just- you know what i mean. hopefully."

he cleared his throat, slowly shoving himself onto his feet, brushing off his pants. "i- i gotta go. there's this science project i'm working on with ned, it's going great so far. it sounds really dumb, but it's- it's a potato-powered arc reactor? we've got a prototype, we're working on making it actually to scale. i hope you're proud."

glancing up at the sky, peter saluted the sun before slowly backing towards the walkway.

"b-bye mr stark! happy father's day!"

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Anonymous asked:

chris’ new look in Red Sea diving resort is amazing. i fully stan. i love men who aren’t necessarily muscly but take up a lot of space and he’s got it down to a science

Oh anon, you are so right!!

I LOVE THIS LOOK SO MUCH! Even more than him as Cap, because I do love this not muscly but fit and square and all over me please look, it’s truly doing things to me jfc 👏🏼😍🤤

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"BUT TAKE UP A LOT OF SPACE"

I AM HAVING A S E I Z U R E

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has everyone reverted back to 2012 avengers headcanons and fic writing? because i fucking love it

we are all sad about endgame and wish one thing or another could’ve gone differently so we’ve all gone back to writing about clint living in the vents and natasha dancing and steve being in general a mess

bless this fandom and everyone in it i love you all

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gncfag-moved

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

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hepalien

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

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bonzai-bunny

i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

Tony: Steve. Steve it’s been 2 hours. Steve please stop laughing.
Steve:
Tony, crying: Steve please what the Fuck does your card say
Steve’s cards:

WAIT

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Captain America is anti-war and vocal about it and he’s The Bane of the US military’s existence but they can’t fuckin DO anything bc…. he’s the poster boy of America I mean what are they gonna say?? They MADE this irritating asshole

The Generals at Camp Leigh invite him back one time to try and inspire some of the young recruits and Steve turns up in full Captain America regalia, taps the mic twice and says “war is a business scheme and the enemy is Within. Go home” then leaves immediately.

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gargoyles42

I think this might be my favorite scene from the movie.

I just realized Bucky has never seen aliens before this. He’s only ever dealt with super soldiers and impressive tech. So, you know he wakes up from his lovely cryo nap, they slap a new arm on him, and then they’re like “Here’s an actual god, aliens, and a talking raccoon that wants the arm we literally just gave you after the dude whose parents you killed blew off your last one” and his tired gay ass is just like

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flippyspoon

For all Bucky knows, talking goddamn raccoons are just a thing that’s around in 2018.

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amuseoffyre

Last time he went out on a mission, he got rugby tackled by people dressed as spiders, cats and birds. Maybe this is just a really short dude in a raccoon costume.

"maybe this is just a really short dude in a raccoon costume."

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