hi

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

at the grocery store purchasing an amount of vegetables best described as "optimistic"

obsessed with this costume

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

wow 😳 exceeding expectations!

"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator

thats what the whole show is about dumbass. breaking=bad

official fish post

TIL anyone who's going to overwinter in Antarctica has to have had their appendix out. Because removing an appendix that's not causing any trouble just as a precaution is way better than having one that's about to burst when you're on the ass-end of the planet with no way to be rushed to a hospital if shit gets real.

No, by the way, we absolutely did not think of this ahead of time. A dude named Leonid Rogozov got appendicitis in Antarctica. Fortunately, the expedition's doctor diagnosed him quickly and knew how to remove an appendix. Unfortunately, our man Leo was the expedition's doctor.

What did he do? Well, he set up a mirror, gave his belly a shot of novocaine, presumably told a colleague, "hold my vodka," and he removed his own fucking appendix. He survived.

this picture has such "i lived bitch" energy

yknow what im just leaving this whole tag thread out here

“fem-presenting” this, “masc-presenting” that. what if i wanna just be Presenting. i am showing you something and you have no idea what it is

[Image ID: A twitter post by pathological supply avoidance (@griph) retweeting Smoke Taro (@MADSPERVILLA) from 7/19/2022.

Original tweet: a photograph of a large stack of PlayStation 1 memory cartridges, plastic cards colored grey, black, blue, orange, green, and white. The stack is 5x5 rows and quite deep. Text reads, "found this while browsing Japanese auction sites and i think you should all behold the memory card slab"

Retweet text reads, "someone in the QTs wondering how many "gigs" of storage this is - my friend this is a grand total of sixty four of god's own megabytes"

End ID.]

did hope fail to come with the dawn or am I just sick?

Using the scale I made back in high school, I’m about a 1.4