Inter Sacrum Saxumque Stare

Smoke like a chimney and fuck like an elf

As far as I know there's only one audiovisual recording of Arthur Conan Doyle, and I'm so pleased it includes him patting his dog and saying "Woof woof, Champ" to it.

hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up

not what i meant to say

'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

merry christmas to all scumbags, maggots, and cheap lousy faggots<3

Yo mr white a romulan warbird just decloaked off the port bow

as a small child my favourite activity was the kubrick stare

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

“but I stay silly!”

Reblog you stay silly

god this looks awful and I'm putting this in the "your redesigned wheelchair sucks" pile

let me break it down

this is.... a wheelchair hoverboard. this is a toy.

Me, A person with spastic cerebral palsy (muscles jerk when i am startled), poor balance, and also scoliosis (bent skeleton): *looks at this.* Nopes out at the nightmare fuel.

Thank you, OP, for spelling out why.

You know what this is? It's an invention made by people who don't like looking at actually functional wheelchairs, 'cause being reminded of disability makes them feel icky.

And then, they somehow convinced themselves that this is something actually physically disabled people would want.

even as a fully abled bodied person I was thinking those don't look practically designed for the disabled at all

you need to lean forward to make it go, no mechanical way to move it or make it stop, no safety features

this is just a new toy for the rich tech bros

it looks like they're on a mobile toilet.

happy holidays from the among us babies to you  👼

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am