lotta reverb on those carrots

Committing to the bit so hard you actually start thinking all the technology on the set is real

SWING BATTA SWING!!!!!!!

pour one out for all the xiaohongshu users who were just minding their own business online and suddenly got inundated with one bazillion us tiktokers

I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw

hey i made a baby outta that

This is one if the funniest fucking things I've ever seen

THE MEAT BABY LIVES AGAIN!!!

Sparkledog / Normal coloration split chimera mutation

circuit board inspired bracelet !

they should invent an existence where the sweetest, most thoughtful people you've ever met don't suffer an endless series of indignities and injuries at the hands of gormless, self-obsessed monsters

Autumn makes me think of you 🥀

Recent full colors commission for @silversiren1101 <3

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

fish song

haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

Encounter: junior league hockey god

I find it so funny, in light of TikTok’s imminent American demise, that even now they aren’t considering moving to tumblr. The last two social media refugee crises (Twitter -> X and whatever happened with Reddit) prompted a wave of wide-eyed new baffled tumblr users to flood this app and yet last I heard all of the tiktokers are flooding en-masse a Chinese social media app. That is entirely in Mandarin. Instead of moving to tumblr.

Like. People are learning mandarin to join this social media site. I’m not joking. There are tutorials going around to show people who don’t speak Mandarin how to sign up for this app. They’re all talking about how they’d rather learn a new language than join instagram reels and it is not a thought in ANYONE’S mind that tumblr is also potentially an option

To be clear im not mad about this. I’d rather see a generation of people learn a new language and engage in cross cultural connections than have a wave of tiktokers flood this app but I still think this whole thing is very funny

no because that is quite literally what is happening on Red Book right now like. All of the Chinese users went “hey why are there suddenly a gazillion Americans on here?” to which the Americans went “they’re banning TikTok and we’re moving out of spite” and the Chinese were like “oh cool send us pictures of your cats and help us with English homework and we’ll send you pictures of our cats and help you learn Mandarin” and as far as I can tell everyone is having a genuinely very nice time together.

So Harper (Switchblade) has the power to conjure up blades from their body. They're a superhero so they usually summon big sword-like blades from their arms, but like. They can also spawn small blades like daggers and whatnot.

So my brain is like. Do they use kitchen knives while cooking or is it just easier and cheaper to conjure up a small blade to chop up their onions and shit.

yeah you know what. maybe that's a mistake they made One (1) time and then invested in kitchen knives.