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I don’t know Steve Irwin I only know the Australian Paralympic troupe

Paralympics opening is just better because it’s 1) fewer athletes and easier to see your faves, and 2) on the ground not the fucking water with wet camera lenses

Norway with the fanny packs!!! The golf dad fits!!! Kashafali with the flag my boy<333

Malasia, Malawi, Maldives and Mali are just a line up of amazing ceremony kits

Some of the nations have volunteers acting as support for wheelchair users and visually impaired and it is so painfully obvious that experience or training was not a requirement

Missed the beginning but after the Olympics opening ceremony I honestly only watch the opening for the athletes outfits

Indonesia won the Paralympics opening ceremony

Birgit Skarstein, Paralympic champion in PR1 Single Sculls, the only woman to do the 2000m in under 10 minutes and probably the best laugh in the world

Is murder ball easier to understand than rugby? No, not at all

Will I still watch it religiously? Of course I will, it’s called murder ball

If you see me looking like a doof in public it’s because I’m watching the dazzling truck

All the different looking planes showing the little one winged one she can fly stop it right now I’ll sob

Sweden with the ikea uniforms

Netherlands win the fashion again

Afghanistan’s flag is carried by a volunteer since none of the athletes are there, they were supposed to have their first woman competing this year

Ireland doing the bow aGAIN, take my whole heart