mess with the parrots, you get the beak!

one of my favourite phrases is “this is huge” and i think that’s fitting for today

joel’s wild life episode 1

[ID: a minecraft screenshot taken at night on the wild life smp server. from left to right it’s skizz, slightly larger than usual and turned to the left; joel, slightly smaller than usual and looking at the viewer; tango, large and looking down at joel; ren, crouching right next to joel and absolutely minuscule; mumbo, only slightly smaller than tango and looking at him; gem, crouching but still taller than usual, facing the viewer; and finally bdubs is barely visible in the bottom right corner, about a block tall and looking to the left. end ID]

computer enhance… is that him

from gem’s instagram story

you know someone said “ok now let’s do a silly one” (tango is the only one that actually did a silly face, though good effort to joel and impulse)

from pearl’s twt

[ID: a photo from real life of some of the hermits in front of the twitchcon logo. from left to right it’s joel in the back, doing a peace sign and sticking his tongue out; gem, crouching down in front and doing a similar pose; tango in the back doing a funny face; scar in front, waving, smiling, maybe sticking his tongue out; impulse crouching down behind scar, grinning; pearl, crouching in the front, grinning like impulse; then skizz and cub are huddled together, skizz behind cub, both grinning, skizz hugging cub. end ID]

get his ass gem

bdubs s10 episode ‘new silo concepts’

[ID: a minecraft screenshot from hc10, taken in tango’s factory. the viewer, bdubs, is standing on a block and thus is looking down slightly upon gem and tango. gem’s looking directly at him while tango is only looking in his general direction. they’re both in full diamond minus elytras, and gem’s armour is decorated with lapis. end ID]

gem’s behind the scenes screenies on twt once again saving the day

[ID: a minecraft screenshot with foggy shaders from hermitcraft 10, taken outside of gem’s skull at her base. From left to right, gem, tango, bdubs and etho are all standing on the beach (which i’m pretty sure is a new addition to the base). gem and etho are looking at tango and bdubs who are fighting with wooden swords, or at least preparing to. bdubs is walking towards tango, and no one’s wearing armour. end ID]

Tango’s chests, better known as Gem’s chests,

Gem, s10 e3

[ID: a video taken at Tango’s chest monster from Gem’s pov. End ID.

Transcript:

tango: anything i can help you with there, gem.

gem: just lookin’ through my chests.

tango: …looking through your chests. alright, well, hold on. come over- we’ve gotta- we’ve gotta change this.

gem: [laughs as tango changes the sign from ‘Tango’s bits’ to ‘Gemini’s Bits’]

tango: there you go.

gem: [continues laughing]

tango: all yours!

gem: perfect! God- you are a pushover! You know that?

Tango: [laughs]

End transcript]

Sunsets and reaping

Grian, season 10 episode 1

[ID: a minecraft screenshot from hermitcraft 10, taken atop the magic mountain (not to be confused with magical mountain) at dusk. From left to right, Gem, Scar, Tango and Impulse are all in full iron armour. They all seem to be looking in Grian’s general direction except for Impulse who is facing left. End ID]

Everyone say ‘thank you Gem’ for this silly behind the scenes image.

From Gem’s twt.

[ID: a minecraft screenshot from hermitcraft 9, taken near Tango’s starter base. Six hermits are all standing inside composters. From left to right, it’s elven Scar, cottagecore Gem, Cub, Pearl, Bdubs and Tango. They’re all wearing variations upon diamond armour, except for Cub who is wearing netherite. End ID]

The gang’s all here! And they’re not quite sure about this… except our guy, and he’s what matters in this house.

Ren, season 9 episode 11

[ID: a minecraft screenshot from hermitcraft 9, taken at the diamond pit on the banks of the hermissippi. Our viewer, ren, is standing on the platform over the pit, looking at a whole collection of hermits. From left to right, it’s Hypno’s ankles, Tango, Bdubs, Impulse, Jevin, Grian, Cleo, Gem, Iskall, xb, Xisuma, and there’s another person’s diamond boots but I don’t know whose - possibly Scar? I think he was over that side. Tango is crouching on the edge of the pit, looking across to the other side. He’s wearing his normal skin, diamond leggings and boots, an elytra, and he’s holding rockets and a totem. Everyone else seems to more or less be looking at Ren, or into the pit. End ID]

Omg hi :3 (also glad to see you back in the submission box!)

Gem’s stream, presumably from around October 25th/26th.

[ID: a minecraft screenshot with Gem’s stream overlay, taken on hermitcraft 9, within decked out - possibly the room to set your spawn in before running the dungeon. The viewer, Gem, is looking up at Tango who is crouching and has seemingly broken a hole in the ceiling to look down at her. He’s in the full dungeon master outfit, hood and all, and he’s wearing diamond armour. He’s holding a diamond pickaxe and a totem. Gem’s facecam in the upper right looks delighted to see him. End ID]

Watching the winner of the week!

Bdubs, season 9 episode ‘They Never Saw Me Coming’

[ID: a minecraft screenshot from hermitcraft 9 taken within deep frost citadel. There are 8 hermits in the image and all of them are looking in the viewer’s, Bdubs’, direction. From left to right it’s Hypno, Doc, Joe, Tango, Etho, Jevin, False, Gem, and Cleo. Hypno, Doc, Joe and Tango are hanging out by and in the scoreboard, Etho, Jevin, False and Gem are further away, closer to the entrance hall, and Cleo’s only a few blocks from Bdubs. Tango is walking toward Bdubs. He’s in diamond armour, elytra, and dungeon master hood, and he’s holding a pork chop and a totem. End ID]

Cheering on the Dungeon Master (and the Champion)!

Etho, Hermitcraft 9 episode 13

[ID: a minecraft screenshot from hermitcraft 9, taken in the lobby and scoreboard area of Decked Out 2. Gem and Hypno are hanging out in the scoreboard itself, where Cub, Bdubs and Tango are standing on the ground. From left to right: Gem’s turned to the left of the image, standing or perhaps jumping on Grian’s head on the scoreboard. She’s wearing a mix of diamond and netherite armour with emerald and amethyst trim, and an elytra. Cub is standing in front of his own head on the scoreboard, but he’s looking to the right toward Tango. He’s in full netherite plus elytra, trimmed with copper. Hypno is standing on his own head on the scoreboard, facing the viewer. He’s only wearing diamond boots and an elytra. Bdubs is crouching close to the viewer but turned away, toward Tango. He’s the only one not wearing an elytra, instead wearing a netherite chestplate along with a mix of chainmail and netherite, trimmed with diamond and gold. Finally, Tango is armourless, missing even his dungeon master hood. All he has is an elytra. He’s holding something, but the view of what it is is obscured by Bdubs. He’s facing the left of the image but looking more toward the viewer. Finally, the very edge of Etho’s hand is visible in the bottom right corner of the image. End ID]

Tiny creature!!!!

Impulse, season 9 episode 56

[ID: a low-resolution minecraft screenshot from the hermitcraft 9 server, taken on the ground behind grian’s base. Directly in front of the viewer is gem, her back turned to the viewer and looking to the right and up. She’s in a mix of diamond and netherite armour, with an elytra. Further away, Tango is flying in the air, also facing right but swerving slightly towards the viewer. He’s in full diamond except for his elytra, and he’s holding an axe of some variety. End ID]

Just making sure!

Shubble, Empires 2 episode 14

[ID: A minecraft screenshot with shaders, taken on the nether roof of the empires 2 server, outside Shelby’s nether portal. From left to right, Gem, Sausage, Tango and Impulse are standing. Gem and Tango are facing the viewer, but Sausage and Impulse are looking right, at a fight happening out of frame. Gem’s in her dawn princess outfit, and she’s holding a diamond tool of some kind but it’s hard to tell from the angle. Sausage is in his protector of sanctuary outfit, and he’s holding one of his custom shields. Tango is in his deep frost outfit, and is wearing Shelby’s witch hat. Impulse is in his dwarf outfit, no beard. End ID]